Music Videos
It’s just weeks until London’s premier festival, Lovebox, takes centre stage and to celebrate we've got three pairs of weekend tickets up for grabs! Why is this a good thing? Because a) the likes of Duran Duran, Doves, Groove Armada, VV Brown, The New York Dolls, Gang Of Four, Bombay Bicycle Club, Florence And The Machine and N*E*R*D are playing and b) we want to give you tickets to see all of them, for free. If you can get to London's Victoria Park on the 18th and 19th July and like winning brilliant competition prizes, then you're strongly advised to read on...
Regular readers may have noticed that, when it comes to competition prizes, sometimes we're a bit on the rubbishy side. No, no, it's OK, we are. Or at least we were, because now we're going to offer you possibly the biggest prize in hecklerspray history - a bundle of CDs, DVDs, T-shirts and goodness knows what else worth somewhere in the region of £200. It's all thanks to the wonderful people at EMI and their wonderful new website. If you want to win, then you'd better watch the video after the jump, hadn't you...
Don't know what a donk is? If you've never come across one before then you may be set for an experience which is actually worse than chipping your own teeth out with a screwdriver. It’s a fast paced annoying beat that is placed over a song and it doesn’t matter if the two are perfectly matched to a tee. Or are as mismatched as a blind man attempting to drive a car. It now seems that Susan Boyle's Britain's Got Talent performance has been given the rubbish donk treatment.
The Camden Crawl is excellent - it's just like Glastonbury, except you've never heard of any of the bands and it's in Camden, so you run the very real risk of tripping over Amy Winehouse's comatose body at some point. However, if you'd like to win a pair of all access tickets to this month's Camden ...
Remember when Sarah Silverman's video I'm Fucking Matt Damon came out and it was funny?
Yeah, seems so long ago, doesn't it. That was before I'm Fucking Seth Rogen came out and was less funny, and long before Jimmy Kimmel's I'm Fucking Ben Affleck came out and was about as funny as exploding mumps. Now the trend's
...Alesha Dixon, remember her? Yes you do, she was the girl from Mis-Teeq who shouted everything like Pat Butcher impersonating a small dog. You know, the one whose husband had an affair with Javine off Eurovision.
OK, perhaps you know Alesha Dixon as the woman who won Strictly Come Dancing last year, beating such luminaries as That Woman Who Used
...Yes, we know we've already used the video to Ringo Starr's new single Liverpool 8 in another post, but it's so awful we've become obsessed with it. Actually obsessed, like that bloke from Zodiac.
Seriously, just watch Liverpool 8. It's so completely, utterly, unspeakably terrible that we're not even sure a human being could be responsible for it, let alone
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Here are some quick facts: 1) Hey Venus! by the Super Furry Animals is one of the best albums of the year so far. 2) Run-Away is one of the best songs from Hey Venus! 3) The video for Run-Away has the shouty bloke from The IT Crowd coming over all Melody Nelson.
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