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The Beta Band were a unique band. If they weren't making music for other bands to rip-off for greater monetary gain, they were giving their own albums such a pasting that nobody bought them.
But now Steve Mason - the one from The Beta Band with the monk voice - has branched out alone for good as King Biscuit Time, and his new album Black Gold is easily the equal to anything The Beta Band made, perhaps even better. It's just a shame that Steve seems to have buggered off right before Black Gold is released.
It's well known that anyone reviewing a Shack album is legally obliged to mention the band's troubled past, so let's begin there. In a nutshell, then: lost albums, studio fires, heroin addiction, Cast.
Now that's out of the way, we can turn our attention to ...The Corner Of Miles and Gil, the new album by Shack. It's a album by a trad Scouse band on Noel Gallagher's record label that was produced by one of Space, so it could easily be terrible. But it isn't - ...The Corner Of Miles And Gil is, in fact, a thing of outrageous beauty.
The 2006 Eurovision Song Contest is just days away now, and things are shaping up nicely. The dresses are appropriately tacky, the hosts are traditionally wooden and Terry Wogan is growling insults into a mirror as we speak.
So far, the details on each Eurovision routine haven't been disclosed. We know that the UK is doing that stupid schoolgirl dance, and we'd expect that - as usual - the girl who takes the most clothes off will win the contest. And we wouldn't want it any other way.
Here are the latest Eurovision betting odds for Poland and Portugal, with help from PaddyPower.com...
The Eurovision Song Contest 2006 is being referred to as The Year Of The Rendez-Vous, since around 21 performers have already done the Eurovision thing in the past. And most - if not all of them - spectacularly failed to win. This is shaping up to be the worst Eurovision ever! Fantastic!!
Here are the latest Eurovision betting odds for the Netherlands and Norway, with help from PaddyPower.com...
Don't forget that there's a lot of fun to be had betting on the Eurovision Song Contest - it couldn't be simpler to do, and it could inspire a lifetime's worth of hatred for several European countries. And how often do you get to say that?
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Moldova and Monaco, with help from PaddyPower.com...
The 2006 Eurovision Song Contest is continues to barge its way towards us like some kind of demented glitter tramp drunk on alcopops, and we're still doing our Eurovision betting odds.
This year, the Eurovision Song Contest will be held in Athens, a city where the soldiers wear frocks and metal shoes, kind of like pretty horses. Since Celine Dion has taken part in Eurovision, this is apt - after all, Celine Dion looks like a pretty horse. But not as pretty.
Here are the latest Eurovision Betting odds for Lithuania and Malta, with help from PaddyPower.com...
LL Cool J featuring Jennifer Lopez
Control Myself
Mercury
Oh Jennifer, did it have to come to this? After last year’s Rebirth album bombed, the pelt-sporting, scent-flogging, movie-cursing Latino diva is reduced to a cameo spot on a record by a rent-a-rapper. Thing is, this single might just save Lopez the way Mariah Carey’s collaboration with Busta Rhymes- I Know What You Want, name fans- saved her. For Control Myself is Sharon Stone circa 1992 sexy: a lascivious slice of electro R&B which, at times, threatens to break into the Eurythmics’ Here Comes The Rain Again. And, you know what, even Lopez’s Fergie-off-of-Black Eyed Peas impression is kinda appealing. Expect a blockbuster comeback album, The Liberation of J.Lo, early in 2007.
More? More singles reviews? More singles reviews by Daz Sampson, The Beautiful South, Hot Chip, Gear, Neil Leyton, Pet Shop Boys and Boy Kill Boy? After the jump? OK then...
Time for another installment of our Eurovision Song Contest betting odds run-through, and we can't tell you how jazzed we are about telling you about people you don't know singing songs you'll maybe hear once in your life.
The stage design for the Eurovision Song Contest is particularly interesting this year, featuring independently moving LED panels, pivoted scenery, a number of projected backdrops and... are you actually still reading this? Wow - you guys are way hardcore.
Here are the latest Eurovision betting odds for Israel and Latvia, with help from PaddyPower...
