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hecklergigs – Thunderbox @ Newcastle Tyne Theatre 17/1/07

by Matthew Laidlow

Until we were told who Thunderbox were we didn’t really have a clue or care. But when it was revealed to us who the frontman of Thunderbox was we almost wet our pants in amazement. It was none other then Hollywood God himself, Steven Seagal.

He’s probably fed up with making crap films and doing stuff with martial arts and decided to make an album. God knows why. Seeing Thunderbox was an unusual gig experience to say the least. We’ll keep this short and sweet – if you want to fork over at least twenty quid to go and see a tubby, failed, ageing Hollywood star, then do so. However, if you want to go and see a decent gig where you won’t be laughing at the bloke out of Half Past Dead all the way through, then don’t. It was slightly weird seeing Thunderbox, as more people seemed to stare at the poor bastard than actually listen to the drivel coming out of the speakers. Each to their own we guess.

Still, it was better then Razorlight.

Until we were told who Thunderbox were we didn’t really have a clue or care. But when it was revealed to us who the frontman of Thunderbox was we almost wet our pants in amazement. It was none other then Hollywood God himself, Steven Seagal. He’s probably fed up with making crap films and doing stuff with martial arts and decided to make an album. God knows why. Seeing Thunderbox was an unusual gig experience to say the least. We’ll keep this short and sweet - if you want to fork over at least twenty quid to go and see a tubby, failed, ageing Hollywood star, then do so. However, if you want to go and see a decent gig where you won’t be laughing at the bloke out of Half Past Dead all the way through, then don’t. It was slightly weird seeing Thunderbox, as more people seemed to stare at the poor bastard than actually listen to the drivel coming out of the speakers. Each to their own we guess. Still, it was better then Razorlight.
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Watch The Long Blondes Giddy Stratospheres Video Now

by Stuart Heritage

Someone To Drive You Home by The Long Blondes was one of the albums of 2006, and Giddy Stratospheres was one on the highlights from the album. If that hasn’t already convinced you to watch the Giddy Stratospheres video, you really do have so very much to learn.

Giddy Stratospheres was the song that alerted a lot of people to The Long Blondes before the album came out. It’s spiky, it’s slinky and even a toddler with substandard motor skills could clap along to it. It’s another slice of unquestionably Sheffield pop from The Long Blondes; bristling with the detached glamour of The Human League and the seedy hedonism of Pulp at their finest. In Giddy Stratospheres The Long Blondes chide you for having a boring girlfriend, which sort of makes Giddy Stratospheres the Don’t Cha by The Pussycat Dolls for people who read books and wear nylon shirts.

Oh, and a word of warning – as the video to Giddy Stratospheres itself states. “This video contains a hint of strobe lighting and a splash of 70s decor.”

Watch The Long Blondes Giddy Stratospheres video now

Someone To Drive You Home by The Long Blondes was one of the albums of 2006, and Giddy Stratospheres was one on the highlights from the album. If that hasn't already convinced you to watch the Giddy Stratospheres video, you really do have so very much to learn. Giddy Stratospheres was the song that alerted a lot of people to The Long Blondes before the album came out. It's spiky, it's slinky and even a toddler with substandard motor skills could clap along to it. It's another slice of unquestionably Sheffield pop from The Long Blondes; bristling with the detached glamour of The Human League and the seedy hedonism of Pulp at their finest. In Giddy Stratospheres The Long Blondes chide you for having a boring girlfriend, which sort of makes Giddy Stratospheres the Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls for people who read books and wear nylon shirts. Oh, and a word of warning - as the video to Giddy Stratospheres itself states. "This video contains a hint of strobe lighting and a splash of 70s decor." Watch The Long Blondes Giddy Stratospheres video now
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CD Review: The Hold Steady – Boys And Girls In America

by Stuart Heritage

It must be a strange thing to be masturbated over by the internet. The Star Wars kid, The Hamster Dance, Snakes On A Plane… boy oh boy, was the internet ever right to endless fawn over those bastards. Right? Anyone?

The Hold Steady know all about internet love. Stereogum has already called their new album Boys And Girls In America the best of 2006, while Pitchfork burst even more blood vessels than usual when it gushed praise over the album. But that’s not all – Boys And Girls In America has already seen The Hold Steady as the 21st century Springsteens. Can an album really match the deafening noise coming from towering wall of internet hype? Bizarrely, Boys And Girls In America by The Hold Steady completely, unequivocally proves that it absolutely can. Sort of. Ish. Look, it’s OK…

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hecklergigs: Eats Tapes, Everything Must Go, London 3/1/07

by 586 MEDIA

The third of January, the calm before the storm. London almost seems dead quiet for a change. As we gently recover from all the joys of the festive season, a friend comes to town to visit, thankfully prising this writer off the couch and away from the post New Year’s eve comedown.

We’re looking for something, small, fun, and random – to complete his day in the big smoke. The NME listings provide little inspiration, but then that ever-present thing called thelondonpaper actually saves our night. Who knew? We make a mental note to remember this serendipitous occasion after a name on the listings jumps out at our well-informed compadre. “Oh look, it’s Eats Tapes, that electro duo from San Fransisco!”

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Hecklergigs – Basement Jaxx @ Newcastle Arena 6/12

by Matthew Laidlow

Dance music live to a lot of people means a couple of faceless people hunched behind some crazy-looking device where they press a few buttons and, over the course of a 90-minute set, an array of noise comes out of the speakers.

When buying an album with anything to do from the world of dance music, it’s often hard to imagine how it will be pulled off live, but thankfully Basement Jaxx are able to ditch the idea of two blokes standing behind some laptops and instead deliver a performance that shows they’ve put both thought and effort into how it will be presented live. Walking into the arena, it was pretty much expected that there’d be a huge set-up at the back for the Basement Jaxx to stand and do their thing. Surprisingly, there was an array of electric guitars, acoustic guitars, drums, bongos and a brass section! It looked as if all the songs that Basement Jaxx were going to perform would be stripped down from their traditional electronic roots and reconstructed using apparent ‘real’ instruments.

Dance music live to a lot of people means a couple of faceless people hunched behind some crazy-looking device where they press a few buttons and, over the course of a 90-minute set, an array of noise comes out of the speakers. When buying an album with anything to do from the world of dance music, it’s often hard to imagine how it will be pulled off live, but thankfully Basement Jaxx are able to ditch the idea of two blokes standing behind some laptops and instead deliver a performance that shows they've put both thought and effort into how it will be presented live. Walking into the arena, it was pretty much expected that there’d be a huge set-up at the back for the Basement Jaxx to stand and do their thing. Surprisingly, there was an array of electric guitars, acoustic guitars, drums, bongos and a brass section! It looked as if all the songs that Basement Jaxx were going to perform would be stripped down from their traditional electronic roots and reconstructed using apparent 'real' instruments.
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World Exclusive – Andy Sheppard, The Birds

by Stuart Heritage

Usually if you tell someone that you’re interested in buying an album of birdsong, you’ve every reason to expect to be stabbed in the neck by a mob of outraged music-lovers. Up until now, Bill Oddie has been the only person who can be excused for buying a CD of birdsong, since a) he likes Prince, b) he’s got a drumkit in his house and c) a cow pissed on his face live on breakfast TV once. And unless those three things apply to you, you can’t be afforded the same forgiveness.

That is, unless it’s The Birds by Andy Sheppard that you’re buying. Andy Sheppard is one of those rare creatures, a British musician who has made a giant impact on the international jazz scene, and The Birds is testament to his talent. Rumour has it that The Birds came into being when Andy Sheppard decided to see where he could take his collection of natural field-taped birdsong recordings musically; and just like birdsong itself, The Birds by Andy Sheppard is a wonderfully diverse collection of tunes. But what does it sound like?

Once you’re locked into the kind of thing you’ll be getting from The Birds, the songs within act as a constant drip-feed of secrets and hidden avenues that you just don’t hear first time round. Take The Birds opener, Float. Although birdsong is the one constant, Andy Sheppard dazzles the listener to such a treasure trove of influences – from Music For Airports-era Eno to Kraftwerk to Angelo Badalamenti’s Twin Peaks score – that you’re still discovering dreamy new aspects to it after your play-count has hit double figures.

And this is a trick that The Birds by Andy Sheppard plays time and time again – and by keeping birdsong as the bed for all the tracks to lay on, it gives Andy Sheppard the space to take The Birds wherever he wants. So Slow Blackbird sounds strange at first – there’s a deep exotic cowlike bird calling away amongside the birds you’re more likely to hear in your garden – but everything snaps into place with the introduction of some Get Carter tablas, which Andy Sheppard uses to spin the song off into something that sounds like something from a late Curtis Mayfield album.

Next on The Birds are Golden Oriole and Bird Elements, where Andy Sheppard first accompanies a twittering bird and then imitates it. It’s something that could easily go arse-up and turn into wank, but in Sheppard’s hands it becomes almost Shuggie Otis-like, twisting and turning in on itself until it creates its own fanfare of sorts. Just when you think Andy Sheppard can’t top that moment, he yanks Seyak The Butcherbird out of the bag; a simple call-and-response with a bird that becomes an Afrobeat monster in the blink of an eye. Seyak The Butcherbird is one of the highlights of The Birds , along with D.C, one of the most spine-tinglingly accurate representations of the dawn chorus you’re ever likely to hear, with Sheppard’s saxophone always a presence but never an intrusion.

Without ever settling on one specific mood, The Birds by Andy Sheppard somehow manages to welcome the listener into its deep groove, but that’s something you can hear for yourself. Not only do we have a tiny demo of The Birds by Andy Sheppard for you to try out, but we’re also giving you the chance to get your hands on a splendid MP3 album that you install and play on your computer, import into iTunes and load onto your MP3 player or burn onto CD and print out the accompanying artwork and sleevenotes.

But that’s The Birds by Andy Sheppard – an album which is almost enough to make us calm down and stop taking the piss out of famous people for a while. Almost.

Usually if you tell someone that you're interested in buying an album of birdsong, you've every reason to expect to be stabbed in the neck by a mob of outraged music-lovers. Up until now, Bill Oddie has been the only person who can be excused for buying a CD of birdsong, since a) he likes Prince, b) he's got a drumkit in his house and c) a cow pissed on his face live on breakfast TV once. And unless those three things apply to you, you can't be afforded the same forgiveness. That is, unless it's The Birds by Andy Sheppard that you're buying. Andy Sheppard is one of those rare creatures, a British musician who has made a giant impact on the international jazz scene, and The Birds is testament to his talent. Rumour has it that The Birds came into being when Andy Sheppard decided to see where he could take his collection of natural field-taped birdsong recordings musically; and just like birdsong itself, The Birds by Andy Sheppard is a wonderfully diverse collection of tunes. But what does it sound like? Once you're locked into the kind of thing you'll be getting from The Birds, the songs within act as a constant drip-feed of secrets and hidden avenues that you just don't hear first time round. Take The Birds opener, Float. Although birdsong is the one constant, Andy Sheppard dazzles the listener to such a treasure trove of influences - from Music For Airports-era Eno to Kraftwerk to Angelo Badalamenti's Twin Peaks score - that you're still discovering dreamy new aspects to it after your play-count has hit double figures. And this is a trick that The Birds by Andy Sheppard plays time and time again - and by keeping birdsong as the bed for all the tracks to lay on, it gives Andy Sheppard the space to take The Birds wherever he wants. So Slow Blackbird sounds strange at first - there's a deep exotic cowlike bird calling away amongside the birds you're more likely to hear in your garden - but everything snaps into place with the introduction of some Get Carter tablas, which Andy Sheppard uses to spin the song off into something that sounds like something from a late Curtis Mayfield album. Next on The Birds are Golden Oriole and Bird Elements, where Andy Sheppard first accompanies a twittering bird and then imitates it. It's something that could easily go arse-up and turn into wank, but in Sheppard's hands it becomes almost Shuggie Otis-like, twisting and turning in on itself until it creates its own fanfare of sorts. Just when you think Andy Sheppard can't top that moment, he yanks Seyak The Butcherbird out of the bag; a simple call-and-response with a bird that becomes an Afrobeat monster in the blink of an eye. Seyak The Butcherbird is one of the highlights of The Birds , along with D.C, one of the most spine-tinglingly accurate representations of the dawn chorus you're ever likely to hear, with Sheppard's saxophone always a presence but never an intrusion. Without ever settling on one specific mood, The Birds by Andy Sheppard somehow manages to welcome the listener into its deep groove, but that's something you can hear for yourself. Not only do we have a tiny demo of The Birds by Andy Sheppard for you to try out, but we're also giving you the chance to get your hands on a splendid MP3 album that you install and play on your computer, import into iTunes and load onto your MP3 player or burn onto CD and print out the accompanying artwork and sleevenotes. But that's The Birds by Andy Sheppard - an album which is almost enough to make us calm down and stop taking the piss out of famous people for a while. Almost.
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CD Review: The Grates, Gravity Won’t Get You High

by Stuart Heritage

You know how when one band gets popular, a wave of inferior bands copying the first band floods the market, like The Monkees copying The Beatles, Northern Uproar copying Oasis or The Fratellis copying The Libertines?

Well, on first appearance The Grates are an inevitable facsimile of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It’s all laid out for everyone to see – they’re a three-piece new wavey-type band with a pretty girl singer who dresses a bit odd. As such, we expected Gravity Won’t Get You High by The Grates to be a rush-job of Fever To Tell knock-offs and nothing more. How wrong we were – Gravity Won’t Get You High by The Grates is a multicolour splurge of songs so strong they’ll knock you into the gutter.

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CD Review: Various, Dan Y Cownter 2

by Stuart Heritage

There’s a song on the hecklerspray iPod entitled Welsh Bands Suck that contains the pretty much universal line “Oh no/ They sing in Welsh/ Ach llach llach llach llach llach/ Llach llach llach llach.”

And who’s to argue with that? In fact, most Welsh bands that sing in English are pretty lousy too. Catatonia. The Stereophonics. The Manic Street Preachers. We could go on, but we’d just depress ourselves. And when Welsh bands do decide to sing in Welsh the result tends to be the same trad bollocks, just accompanied by the noise of a man who appears to be choking on a pair of shoelaces.

And there we were, happy with our alarmingly xenophobic opinions, until Dan Y Cownter 2 landed on our desk. Now we’ve changed our minds. Welsh bands don’t suck, we’ve decided. Some of them are pretty bloody godidog.

There's a song on the hecklerspray iPod entitled Welsh Bands Suck that contains the pretty much universal line "Oh no/ They sing in Welsh/ Ach llach llach llach llach llach/ Llach llach llach llach." And who's to argue with that? In fact, most Welsh bands that sing in English are pretty lousy too. Catatonia. The Stereophonics. The Manic Street Preachers. We could go on, but we'd just depress ourselves. And when Welsh bands do decide to sing in Welsh the result tends to be the same trad bollocks, just accompanied by the noise of a man who appears to be choking on a pair of shoelaces. And there we were, happy with our alarmingly xenophobic opinions, until Dan Y Cownter 2 landed on our desk. Now we've changed our minds. Welsh bands don't suck, we've decided. Some of them are pretty bloody godidog.
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CD Review: …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, So Divided

by Shawn Lindseth

On the first day God created Adam and Eve. On the second day He created dinosaurs, and on the third day He made donuts and that inquisitive tootsie-pop owl that became so very famous in the seventies.

And the fourth day, the fourth day may very well have been the most important day of all, because that was the day He helped …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead record their latest album So Divided. Or at least that’s what we got out of Genesis.

So few bands know how to infuse the raucus with melody that when one happens upon us, we stand before it dumbfounded and smiling. So it is with …Trail Of Dead and their album So Divided (out today). On the next page we’ll give you a valuable play by play detailing all the album’s highlights.

But you’d have figured those out for yourself now, wouldn’t you have?

On the first day God created Adam and Eve. On the second day He created dinosaurs, and on the third day He made donuts and that inquisitive tootsie-pop owl that became so very famous in the seventies. And the fourth day, the fourth day may very well have been the most important day of all, because that was the day He helped ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead record their latest album So Divided. Or at least that's what we got out of Genesis. So few bands know how to infuse the raucus with melody that when one happens upon us, we stand before it dumbfounded and smiling. So it is with ...Trail Of Dead and their album So Divided (out today). On the next page we'll give you a valuable play by play detailing all the album's highlights. But you'd have figured those out for yourself now, wouldn't you have?
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CD Review: The Charlatans, Forever – The Singles

by Stuart Heritage

Remember a few years ago when The Charlatans were known as ‘everyone’s fourth-favourite band’? That’s a title The Charlatans must wish they still had – two underperforming albums on the trot and they’re a band that’re down on their uppers.

And that’s why The Charlatans have opened The Big Book Of Get Out Of Jail Cards For Indie Bands at page one and followed its most important instruction: when in doubt, chuck out a Greatest Hits in time for Christmas. And that’s how The Charlatans got to Forever – The Singles; their way to wipe the slate clean and to remind everyone what a great band The Charlatans are. Were. Are. Were. Are? Were? Were.

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