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So, dear ‘spray aficionado, how much do you know about feminism? Yup, that’s right, some posh bint threw herself under the King’s horse in, like, 1872 or something.
But do you know who the real hero(ine) of feminism is? No, it’s not Germaine Greer, that craggy old cow from Celebrity Big Brother. It’s actually Annie Lennox of Eurythmics and Live 8 fame!
Time for today's set of 2005 Christmas Number One betting odds - another chance for you to make money from the syrupy songs that idiots go crazy for at this time of year.
Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: Now that Jimmy Osmond is free from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, he'd be wise to go around every single TV show possible singing Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Christmas Number One in 1972 - before everyone forgets who he is again. Maybe the money he makes will keep him in creepy talking teddy bears.
Today we'll be looking at the Christmas Number One betting odds of Westlife And Diana Ross, Robbie Williams, Il Divo, Franz Ferdinand and Gwen Stefani with help from SportingOdds.com...
We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, it’s true.
The particular meaning we were looking for in that headline, however, is “To pee one’s own pantsâ€. Basically, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas pees her pants.
Eminem has gone soft. He swapped all his angry sweary rants for songs about how he loves his daughter - and if that wasn't enough, Eminem has just announced that he is back with ex-wife Kim.
Yes - Kim Mathers; the same Kim Mathers that Eminem once sang "sit down bitch. If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you," about. Eminem, eh? What a bloody romantic.
We have a feeling that 2006 might just be the year of Ladyfuzz. As far as Austrian female-fronted storming art-rock new-wave music goes, at least, Ladyfuzz is where it's going to be.
Monday saw the release of kazoo-tastic Monster, the latest single by Ladyfuzz. And if you've heard it and it hasn't made you bewilderingly excited about Kerfuffle, the debut Ladyfuzz album (out in February), then there's something wrong with your goddamn ears. Because Ladyfuzz - make no mistake - are brilliant.
We caught up with the wondrous Liz from Ladyfuzz for a chat about fruit, Rubik's cubes and gender divisions in the French justice system...
Remember that crappy VH1 movie a few years back where Lennon didn’t get assassinated, thus allowing the Beatles to reform again in the early eighties just in time for the whole leg warmer craze? Well it would seem the idea wasn’t as preposterous as it sounded.
But just what the devil does this all mean? Read on gentle reader, read on…
The Facially Scarred Artist know as Seal has recently been voted Hollywood’s Best New Dad in a recent Parents Magazine. His competition included the likes of Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Kevin Federline, and probably not Darth Vader.
Vader may have briefly held first place after doing that Jedi hand thing, but it ended up not working because the top editor is part Hutt. C’mon, you know what we’re talking about…
Ever since Robbie Williams charged around with his bum out in Take That, there have been endless Robbie Williams gay rumours. Not so - according to a recent libel case, Robbie only loves the ladies.
A court yesterday awarded undisclosed libel damages and apologies from publishers who
retracted allegations they had made in newspapers and magazines that Robbie Williams is secretly gay. Robbie Williams, the court found, is definitely not gay, and he definitely doesn't suck off strangers in nightclub toilets.
