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Well, The Smiths are kind of reforming, anyway.
Two members of the seminal Manchester pop band have announced that they will be teaming up for the first time since The Smiths split in 1987.
Disappointingly, the reunion won't be involving crazy-quiffed yelping Smiths frontman Morrissey. The long-awaited get-together will instead feature bassist Andy Rourke and legendary guitarist Johnny Marr - a man whose fingers are so dexterous he reminds hecklerspray of that strange stretchy monster-bloke in an early episode of The X-Files.
In a good way.
It's time for a blast through another five contenders for the UK 2005 Christmas Number One Spot - a careful weighing up before we realise that, yes, the X Factor winner's probably got it in the bag.
Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: The first ever formally recognised Christmas Number One single was Here In My Heart by Al Martino, a song mostly about ventricles. Or something.
Today's splattering of potential Christmas Number One betting odds come from James Blunt, Craig David, Peter Andre and Jordan, Paul McCartney and Rachel Stevens. Betting odds, as ever, come from SportingOdds.com...
Christmas Number One betting odds time again - where we get to see which bands are cynically releasing the rubbish ballads off their albums to try and get the UK 2005 Christmas Number One.
Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day - Probably the crappiest Christmas Number One of all time was Mr Blobby by My Blobby. Noel Edmonds may be trying to move on with his life by doing that Deal Or No Deal shtick. But we haven't forgotten. Oh no. We haven't forgotten.
Today's glob of Christmas Number One betting odds come in the following flavours: Girls Aloud, Black Eyed Peas, Oasis, Mariah Carey and Lemar. As usual, the odds come from SportingOdds.com...
Here we go again with another dollop of UK 2005 Christmas Number One betting odds - all the information you'll need on who to bet on with stolen Christmas Club money, just like naughty Arthur Fowler off Eastenders.
Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: A member of one of the acts who have had a UK Christmas Number once told hecklerspray to "fuck off" when we were still at school. We won't tell you who it was, but it wasn't Elvis Presley. Or Mr Blobby.
Today we'll be looking at the Christmas Number One betting odds chances of Chico Slimari, McFly, Kelly Clarkson, Katie Melua and Kylie Minogue, with help from SportingOdds.com...
So, dear ‘spray aficionado, how much do you know about feminism? Yup, that’s right, some posh bint threw herself under the King’s horse in, like, 1872 or something.
But do you know who the real hero(ine) of feminism is? No, it’s not Germaine Greer, that craggy old cow from Celebrity Big Brother. It’s actually Annie Lennox of Eurythmics and Live 8 fame!
Time for today's set of 2005 Christmas Number One betting odds - another chance for you to make money from the syrupy songs that idiots go crazy for at this time of year.
Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: Now that Jimmy Osmond is free from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, he'd be wise to go around every single TV show possible singing Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Christmas Number One in 1972 - before everyone forgets who he is again. Maybe the money he makes will keep him in creepy talking teddy bears.
Today we'll be looking at the Christmas Number One betting odds of Westlife And Diana Ross, Robbie Williams, Il Divo, Franz Ferdinand and Gwen Stefani with help from SportingOdds.com...
We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, it’s true.
The particular meaning we were looking for in that headline, however, is “To pee one’s own pantsâ€. Basically, Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas pees her pants.
Eminem has gone soft. He swapped all his angry sweary rants for songs about how he loves his daughter - and if that wasn't enough, Eminem has just announced that he is back with ex-wife Kim.
Yes - Kim Mathers; the same Kim Mathers that Eminem once sang "sit down bitch. If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you," about. Eminem, eh? What a bloody romantic.
