Movie Trailers and Videos
There’s A New Moon Trailer! We Can’t Breathe! SQUEEEEEE!
We now bring you the biggest news of this, or perhaps any, century. There. Is. A. New. Moon. Trailer. THERE IS A NEW MOON TRAILER! Perhaps you didn't understand us. There's a New Moon trailer and it's on the internet and we've got it here! It's literally everything we wanted it to be, because Robert Pattinson's in it and he looks dreamy and a man changes into a wolf and we want to marry it FOREVER. We're exaggerating. But the New Moon trailer is everything we wanted it to be. It's quite short. That's all we wanted it to be.
We now bring you the biggest news of this, or perhaps any, century. There. Is. A. New. Moon. Trailer. THERE IS A NEW MOON TRAILER! Perhaps you didn't understand us. There's a New Moon trailer and it's on the internet and we've got it here! It's literally everything we wanted it to be, because Robert Pattinson's in it and he looks dreamy and a man changes into a wolf and we want to marry it FOREVER. We're exaggerating. But the New Moon trailer is everything we wanted it to be. It's quite short. That's all we wanted it to be.
Watch The Precious Trailer! Because Life Is Precious.
Precious is heavy... And we're not talking about the main character, Clareece 'Precious' Jones. Actress Gabourey Sidibe teams up with comedian Mo'Nique, Mariah Carey and Paula Patton to tell an urban tale of abuse, self hatred and feeling worthless. Main character Precious, is 16, illiterate and pregnant for the second time by her father. Her mother is an abusive tyrant, she's persecuted at school and lives a life of general misery. This gritty drama will hit you with a sobering dose of life's realities, set to the grim backdrop of Harlem, NY.
Precious is heavy... And we're not talking about the main character, Clareece 'Precious' Jones. Actress Gabourey Sidibe teams up with comedian Mo'Nique, Mariah Carey and Paula Patton to tell an urban tale of abuse, self hatred and feeling worthless. Main character Precious, is 16, illiterate and pregnant for the second time by her father. Her mother is an abusive tyrant, she's persecuted at school and lives a life of general misery. This gritty drama will hit you with a sobering dose of life's realities, set to the grim backdrop of Harlem, NY.
Watch the Gamer Trailer! You Lose… You Die.
Finally some sci-fi action with a decent concept! Gamer stars 300's Gerard Butler, who plays Kable, a death-row inmate forced to kill his fellows in the name of sadistic computer entertainment. Mind control technology allows the inmates to be 'played' by civilians in an online multiplayer shooter called Slayers. The inmates are set against each other with a fistful of steel and a licence to kill. If Kable survives 30 battles, he walks free, but game creator, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall or 'Dexter') has other ideas.
Finally some sci-fi action with a decent concept! Gamer stars 300's Gerard Butler, who plays Kable, a death-row inmate forced to kill his fellows in the name of sadistic computer entertainment. Mind control technology allows the inmates to be 'played' by civilians in an online multiplayer shooter called Slayers. The inmates are set against each other with a fistful of steel and a licence to kill. If Kable survives 30 battles, he walks free, but game creator, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall or 'Dexter') has other ideas.
The Brothers Bloom: Prepare To Be Conned!
Stephen is your ultimate swindler. A man who's made his fortune from complex cons and tricked countless millionaires out of their hard-earned green. Except, he never works alone. His brother Bloom (Adrien Brody) is the missing link and Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) needs his help for the last and greatest con of his career: Tricking a gormless New Jersey heiress out of $25 million cash. Joined by a Japanese arsonist called 'Bang Bang' and a Belgian, the pair infiltrate the life of wealthy Penelope (Rachel Weiss)life and take her on an adventure around the world, planning to end her trip in the clutches of 'fake' Russian mobsters.
Stephen is your ultimate swindler. A man who's made his fortune from complex cons and tricked countless millionaires out of their hard-earned green. Except, he never works alone. His brother Bloom (Adrien Brody) is the missing link and Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) needs his help for the last and greatest con of his career: Tricking a gormless New Jersey heiress out of $25 million cash. Joined by a Japanese arsonist called 'Bang Bang' and a Belgian, the pair infiltrate the life of wealthy Penelope (Rachel Weiss)life and take her on an adventure around the world, planning to end her trip in the clutches of 'fake' Russian mobsters.
Looky Look, It’s A Seven Pounds Featurette
Remember Seven Pounds? Oh, you know, Seven Pounds. It was that Will Smith movie that you didn't go and see because a) the title of the movie didn't explain anything about it, b) the movie poster didn't explain anything about it, c) the movie trailer didn't explain anything about it and d) it seemed like a rip-off of 21 Grams, a film so unrelentingly bleak that we genuinely surprised ourselves by not smothering ourselves to death 20 minutes in. Anyway, Seven Pounds is coming out on DVD soon, and after the jump there's a featurette that actually explains what the film is about. Kind of.
Remember Seven Pounds? Oh, you know, Seven Pounds. It was that Will Smith movie that you didn't go and see because a) the title of the movie didn't explain anything about it, b) the movie poster didn't explain anything about it, c) the movie trailer didn't explain anything about it and d) it seemed like a rip-off of 21 Grams, a film so unrelentingly bleak that we genuinely surprised ourselves by not smothering ourselves to death 20 minutes in. Anyway, Seven Pounds is coming out on DVD soon, and after the jump there's a featurette that actually explains what the film is about. Kind of.
Watch the How To Be Trailer. Be Somebody!
Life can be a bitch when you're a nobody... But it's not your fault. How to Be is the dysfunctional tale of adolescent life in London: Young Art is a failing musician with an ironic haircut and no talent whatsoever. His girlfriend dumps him and he's forced to move back home to think on his pathetic existence, when suddenly, a cheque for five thousand pounds comes his way. Instead of spending it on cocaine and guitars (like any normal musician), he employs a wacky self-help guru called Dr. Ellington (Powell Jones) after reading his book.
Life can be a bitch when you're a nobody... But it's not your fault. How to Be is the dysfunctional tale of adolescent life in London: Young Art is a failing musician with an ironic haircut and no talent whatsoever. His girlfriend dumps him and he's forced to move back home to think on his pathetic existence, when suddenly, a cheque for five thousand pounds comes his way. Instead of spending it on cocaine and guitars (like any normal musician), he employs a wacky self-help guru called Dr. Ellington (Powell Jones) after reading his book.
Watch the G.I. Joe Trailer! Get Some!
The original action men are back and better than ever... Hasbro's cult commando toys come to life in G.I. Joe's 21st Century resurrection. Jam-packed with visceral effects, martial arts and mass collateral damage in the name of freedom and democracy, this one is set to storm the silver screen with a flash of red, white and blue. International terrorists, COBRA, threaten the balance of world peace once again by launching warheads at every world power for no reason whatsoever (Our kind of villains).
The original action men are back and better than ever... Hasbro's cult commando toys come to life in G.I. Joe's 21st Century resurrection. Jam-packed with visceral effects, martial arts and mass collateral damage in the name of freedom and democracy, this one is set to storm the silver screen with a flash of red, white and blue. International terrorists, COBRA, threaten the balance of world peace once again by launching warheads at every world power for no reason whatsoever (Our kind of villains).
Watch The Little Ashes Trailer! Steamy Man Love!
Ever wonder why Salvador Dali was a nut? Because his friends were the Spanish equivalent of Public Enemy. This film retells the early life of the Spanish surrealist and his dabbles with decadence, philosophy and the avant-garde. Arriving at the university of Madrid in 1922, Dali (Robert Pattinson) falls in with Federico García Lorca (Javier Beltrán) and Luis Buñuel (Matthew McNulty), forming the city's weirdest artistic coven in history.
Ever wonder why Salvador Dali was a nut? Because his friends were the Spanish equivalent of Public Enemy. This film retells the early life of the Spanish surrealist and his dabbles with decadence, philosophy and the avant-garde. Arriving at the university of Madrid in 1922, Dali (Robert Pattinson) falls in with Federico García Lorca (Javier Beltrán) and Luis Buñuel (Matthew McNulty), forming the city's weirdest artistic coven in history.
