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The Hobbit Trailer Is Here, Trumpeted By A Chorus Of Geekgasms!

by Mof Gimmers

The trailer for the first part of Peter Jackson’s hugely-anticipated return to Middle Earth, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, has hit the internet shelves for everyone to get all excited over. Unless, of course, you can’t stand all that hairy toed adventure from pipe-smoking midgets. Naturally, the trailer itself is over the jump of this [...]

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Batman: Dark Knight Rises Trailer Showcases Occupy Gotham City Movement

by Mof Gimmers

Dark Knight Rises or Batman 3. What are you calling it? Well, judging by the newly released trailer, you could justifiably call it Occupy Gotham. It is fair to say that Bruce Wayne is part of the 1%. Wisely, Christopher Nolan & Co have decided to tap into the most polite civil unrest yet and, [...]

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Meryl Streep Thinks Everyone Hates Margaret Thatcher Because She’s A Woman, Rather Than A Ghoul

by Mof Gimmers

Playing Margaret Thatcher must be great for an actress like Meryl Streep. Thesps just love it when they get the chance to play vile people from history. Murderers, rapists, sex offenders and the like give an actor the opportunity to feel brave and bold. And ol’ Streepy knew too well that pretty much everyone on [...]

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Reese Witherspoon To Star In Satanic Murder Film Because She Loves Lucifer Or Something

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! The Devil seems okay doesn’t he? Sure, some of his followers are a bit mental and go around killing people in his name and indulge in strange practises while praising him… just like Roman Catholics without the whole ‘child buggering’ thing. Anyway, Reese Witherspoon has signed on to star in Devil’s Knot. That’s a [...]

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Christian Bale Attacked By Chinese Government Goons… Well You Would Wouldn’t You?

by Mof Gimmers

What could be better than repeatedly smacking an A List celebrity about the head? It must be a great laugh! And that’s exactly what Chinese government-back guards did to Christian Bale when they saw his famous bonce. They clearly couldn’t refuse the opportunity to beat Batman up. You can’t blame them really, can you? Of [...]

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Golden Globe Nominations Cause Fleeting Interest All Over The World

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! The Golden Globe nominees have been announced! Isn’t that amazing? Your day just went from pretty average to spectacular on the waft of a bunch of nominations for a bunch of actors who barely know you exist! Tip top stuff. Two veritable strangers to us all are having a particularly good day today, namely, [...]

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Simon Pegg’s Whinging About Khan In Star Terk 2 And We Like Saying The Name ‘Ricardo Montalban’

by Mof Gimmers

Simon Pegg – impressively dislikeable since his days in Spaced – is, of course, becoming something of a ‘name’ in Hollywood. Well done him. Basically, he’s Rent-A-Nerd and he’s doing very nicely out of it thankyouverymuch. If you didn’t know, Pegg starred as Scotty in the remake of Star Trek (the one with him from [...]

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Watch The Men In Black 3 Trailer And Speculate With Us!

by Mof Gimmers

May 2012 will see the return of Men In Black in the imaginatively titled Men In Black 3. Once again, we’ll be seeing Will Smith ostensibly being The Fresh Prince: Still Has A Job With The Government and Tommy Lee Jones looking really, really old. Of course, the first MIB was something of a light-relief [...]

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Tom Cruise Says Top Gun 2 Is In The Works, Hoping We’ll Forget About All That Scientology Business

by Mof Gimmers

Tom Cruise took off as Maverick in Top Gun over 25 years ago and now, in a bid to distract us from his peculiar religious/cult* views, he’s saying that he might be taking to the air again in Top Gun 2. Obviously, Hollywood is clean out of fresh ideas at the moment. Cruise is currently [...]

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Three Stooges 2011 Trailer Will Make You Self Harm

by Mof Gimmers

For fans of slapstick comedy (hi there!) the old Three Stooges films were pretty much perfect. They were also terrifyingly violent, which of course, made them even more amusing! So what could possibly go wrong? Well, how about the Farrelly brothers bringing it back and making a joyless modern adaptation? Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro [...]

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