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Will Smith To Play Crap Superhero

by C J Davies

Will Smith likes a bit of action. Whether it’s shooting aliens in Independence Day, shooting robots in I, Robot or shooting badly-written criminal caricatures in Bad Boys 1 and 2 (when he would have immediately won more audience support by simply turning around and shooting Martin Lawrence), it’s fair to say that he’s a runny, [...]

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Vince Vaughn And Jennifer Aniston Pulled Over For Boozy Breath

by Stuart Heritage

The stinking alco-breath of Vince Vaughn became an issue for Arizona police on Tuesday. Vince was driving Jennifer Aniston around Scottsdale when police stopped him and gave him a breathalyser test. Despite the car reportedly reeking of booze, the sobriety test revealed that Vince Vaughn had been drinking, but wasn’t spazzed enough to be arrested. [...]

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Jennifer Garner Pops Out Ben Affleck’s Baby

by Stuart Heritage

Ben Affleck played a rubbish superhero in Daredevil, Jennifer Garner played a rubbish superhero in Elektra. Just imagine what inept superpowers Ben and Jennifer’s new baby girl must have. The Affleck/Garner baby offspring, named Violet, came into the world on Wednesday night, after Jennifer was induced in a Los Angeles hospital. Despite probably being all [...]

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Ooh, Get Her: Sienna Miller Uses The Word ‘Tumultuous’

by Stuart Heritage

Now we are officially in December, celebrities can look back on their year and use all kinds of long words to describe it. Like Sienna Miller calling her 2005 ‘tumultuous’. Poor old Sienna – she hasn’t been out of the newspapers all year, mainly because of her boyfriend Jude Law dicking the nanny and the [...]

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Julia Roberts Still Most Crazy Loaded Actress In Hollywood

by Stuart Heritage

Although she hasn’t been the starring actress in a decent Hollywood film this millennium, Julia Roberts has still been named Hollywood’s highest-paid actress. Entertainment paper The Hollywood Reporter has published its annual list of filthy-rich actresses, and Julia Roberts with her great big mouth is at the top of the pile, pulling in around $20 [...]

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CS Lewis Probably Thinks The Narnia Movie Is Rubbish

by Stuart Heritage

So much has been made of the forthcoming movie adaptation of the CS Lewis Narnia books, people may have forgotten what dear old CS Lewis would have thought. Turns out he’d have probably hated it. A newly-revealed letter by CS Lewis has shown that he was dead-against anyone making a Narnia movie, especially Disney – [...]

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Jim Carrey And Tim Burton Team Up For ‘Believe It Or Not’

by Stuart Heritage

Usually when a film is announced, you have a pretty good idea about whether the film is going to be brilliant or cack. For instance, The Brazilian Job: cack. Clerks 2: The Passion Of The Clerks: brilliant. Probably. But sometimes a film is announced that you just know could go either way – it could [...]

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Russell Crowe Tells Feeble Phone Joke At Awards Ceremony

by Stuart Heritage

Russell Crowe has gone through a number of mental phases since he threw a phone at a hotel worker in the summer – anger, shame, resignation, attributing the deed to others – but now he’s moved on. Now that the whole phone saga is over for Russell Crowe, he feels like he can make jokes [...]

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Harry Potter And The US Weekend Box Office Ass-Kicking

by Stuart Heritage

With the same plodding, relentless predictability as most of the Harry Potter books, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire has managed to spend another weekend at the top of the US box office. It’s not really a surprise, though, is it? The latest movie in an insanely popular children’s franchise has taken more money [...]

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Russell Crowe: Naughty Media Overreacted

by Stuart Heritage

And just when we were starting to like Russell Crowe, too. After facing up to his telephone-throwing hotel tantrum like a man, and finally showing some humility for another one of his mindless outbursts, it was starting to look like Russell Crowe was a changed man. But now he’s been cleared of assault, Russell can [...]

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