I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting

If you thought the fuss over the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here relationship between Marc Bannerman and Cerys Matthews was as tawdry as it could get, then we can only pity your poor naive souls.

That's because Marc Bannerman's ex-girlfriend is on the scene, and she's shrieking about HIV. Sarah Matravers - the girl who Marc Bannerman effectively cheated on by trying to cop off with Cerys Matthews after looking at her arse for a millisecond in the jungle in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, has decided to get herself checked out down the STD clinic after hearing claims that Marc Bannerman had already been unfaithful to her. Quite why Sarah Matravers has decided to tell the whole world this is beyond us, but at least we're learning that bellowing "SHUT UP!" at the TV until we're blue in the face doesn't actually make people on TV shut up. So that's something.

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The highlight of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this year was the blossoming romance between Mark Bannerman and Cerys Matthews, possibly the two people in the whole world you've thought about least over the last five years.

You see, even though Mark Bannerman had a girlfriend and Cerys Matthews had hands that looked like geriatric scrotum-skin stretched across several wire coathangers, the pair of them fell in love during their time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. And not just any kind of love, either - Mark Bannerman and Cerys Matthews found the kind of deep everlasting love that only washed-up popstars and people from failed wrestling-based reality TV shows can encounter after spending 15 minutes in a cleared-out piece of forest together. And, by christ, we wish they'd both shut up about it.

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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is in that tricky final week slump at the moment; all the genuinely awful celebrities - the ones that are fun to watch - have gone, but it's too early to crown Christopher Biggins the winner yet.

But what a series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here it's been! Full of classic I'm A Celebrity moments that people will talk about for years - like when, um, some on them sat in a van for a while and, er, the fat woman threw a semi-tantrum that lasted for about an atosecond. Ah, television gold.

But now that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is shedding micro-celebrities with every passing day, who's going to win? Here are the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for Gemma Atkinson, Cerys Matthews, Jason Brown, Janice Dickinson and Christopher Biggins, with help from Paddy Power…

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Even the most hopelessly recluse televisiophobes among you will have noticed that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is back on TV, but which hapless non-celebrity stands the biggest chance of winning this year?

It's just as well that we're here, isn't it? We've got all the latest I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for you right here, and even though the betting odds are deadly accurate at time of writing, we feel we should drop a few disclaimers here for the sake of transparency: 1) We can't stand I'm A Celebrity get me Out Of Here, 2) No, really, we can't stand it, 3) When Ant and Dec walk across that big bridge thing, we secretly wish it'd snap, 4) In our heads, we refer to I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as I Can Hardly Be Construed As A Celebrity By Any Stretch Of The Imagination But If I Eat This Kangaroo Anus Perhaps Someone Will Give Me An Iceland Advert. In full. All the time.

So with that in mind, who's going to win this year's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Here are this week's I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here betting odds - for all of the contestants - with help from Paddy Power…

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Since leaving jail earlier this year, Paris Hilton has vowed to try and make the world a better place - and that's something she apparently plans to do by gagging on a kangaroo anus with a bloke who used to be in Holby City once.

That's right - Paris Hilton is reportedly going to be one of the contestants on next month's new series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. According to reports, producers of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here have offered Paris Hilton £500,000 to take part in the show. And it's a win-win for all - not only will Paris Hilton earn a crapload of cash by whoring herself out on a reality TV show that most of her fellow Americans won't see, but she'll also get to reinforce her new tough-guy credentials by living in a jungle for a fortnight. And, fingers crossed, if Paris Hilton does well at I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, she might even one day become as famous as Kerry Katona. That's the dream, at least.

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It’s the final of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here tonight. The culmination of two weeks of hunger, bad weather, cock eating and pube shaving. But who’s going to win?

Sid Owen, Sheree Murphy and Carol Thatcher have all been in the jungle for the same length of time, so we’d like to say that, deep down, they’re all winners. But that’d bugger up the betting odds, and the good people at SportingOdds.com would take us out and shoot us in the balls if that ever happened. So we’ll be more precise - there will be one winner and two big fat losers.

Whoever is crowned the 2005 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here King or Queen Of The Jungle will be able to look forward to a huge career upswing. There’ll be the lucrative interview deals with newspapers, the shoddy cash-in single, the regular guest-spot on a Channel Five panel show, shameless adverts for all kinds of indiscriminate companies and the comfortable knowledge that whoever wins will be forever in the same pantheon as Phil Tufnell and Joe Pasquale.

So, now that Jimmy Osmond has gone, here are the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here final betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com…

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There’s nothing more touching than watching a campful of miserable wet celebrities snipe at each other all the time. That’s why I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is turning into essential TV.

What could possibly make I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here even better? Betting on the winner, of course. If anything, those rubbish dramatic pauses that Ant and Dec leave when they read out everyone’s names at the end of the show actually become vaguely dramatic if you place a sneaky bet on a camper or two. Not Jenny Frost, though - she’s out of there.

So which celebrity will win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Funny you should ask - we’ve got the latest betting odds to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here right here, with help from SportingOdds.com…

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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is entering it’s final stages; and after the tantrums, injuries, playacting and constant moaning our thoughts turn to the betting odds of the potential winner.

After last night’s cop-out of an elimination, there are only seven celebrities left in the jungle, and only one of them can win. Whoever manages to hold on until the end of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here can look forward to instant career reinvigoration - they’ll be presenting those crappy competition films on GMTV in no time.

Here are the latest betting odds to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, with help from SportingOdds.com…

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What a series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here this is turning out to be - we’ve already lost shaky collapsey Elaine and sulky fracturey Kimberley through health issues.

And as far as eliminations have gone, we’ve lost boring anonymous Tommy Cannon, screechy deluded Jilly Goolden and, last night, mahogany grump David Dickinson.

So who’ll be going tonight? We’ve got the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here elimination betting odds right here, with help from Betfair.com…

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After a week of extraordinarily dull celebrity smalltalk, I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has finally exploded into life.

Tommy Cannon has been voted off, Jilly Goolden has been voted off and Kimberley Davies has possibly left the series after complaining and complaining and complaining and then jumping out of a helicopter like a big divvy.

So, without cock-chewing Jilly and her screechy grating voice, who’ll be the next celebrity to leave I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here tonight? We’ve got the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here elimination betting odds right here, with help from Betfair.com…

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Now that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is halfway through, we’re beginning to learn a little more about the nature of celebrity.

Mainly, we’ve learnt that famous people are just as whiny, pathetically needy, grasping and insecure as you or I. And because they’re on the telly and you’re not, you can snigger and judge them and they don’t have the chance to retaliate. Fantastic! Throw betting into the mix and you have I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here: television gold.

Now that poor old anonymous Tommy Cannon has been the first celebrity to be voted off, who’s going to win the series? We’re glad you asked; here are the latest betting odds to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, with a splatter of help from Betfair.com…

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Now that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has been on for almost a week, we’re starting to see what we signed up for - angry, unhappy, hungry famous people.

It seemed like just yesterday when everyone on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here was all back-slapping and friends and "yes, that sounds like a great idea." Now they’re all barely tolerating each other, gritting their teeth or feeling insecure or burning holes in their socks whenever anyone else opens their mouth.

So of all the faces on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, which of them will be in the final three? Here are the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds to be in the top three contestants, with help from Betfair.com…

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