Games
SLACKERJACK – Smoking Kills
Everyone loves a sniper game, don’t they? Sniper games are so cool, what with all that shooting one person once and then not doing anything else. Cool. Which is good, because Smoking Kills is a sniper game. Sort of. It’s a very self-aware kind of sniper game, with missions that deride you for not following basic ...
SLACKERJACK – Obama Vs Fly
Typical hecklerspray, always three weeks behind the Zeitgeist. Anyway, shut up because this time it’s totally worth it. Remember that time when Barack Obama killed a fly like some sort of ninja? Here’s the game version of that. In Obama Vs Fly, you play the fly. All you need to ...
SLACKERJACK – Tetri Tower
Read the name of this game again. Tetri Tower. Not Tetris Tower. Tetri Tower has got nothing to do with Tetris. Nothing at all. Except, you know, for how it looks and how you play it and everything about it. In Tetri Tower you have to stack shapes on top of each other, just like that ...
SLACKERJACK – Closure
Online games can be many things - tinny, repetitive, rubbish - but it’s not often that we get to call a game creepy. Closure sorts that one out nicely. Darkness is important to Closure, because it not only takes up the majority of the screen at any time but is actually integral to the gameplay too. You need ...
SLACKERJACK – Filler 2
Remember Filler, the game where you had to fill a square with balls without any of the hitting any other balls? Do you? Good, because here’s Filler 2, and it’s about as different from Filler as you could expect. In Filler 2 you have to, um, fill a square with balls without any of the hitting ...
SLACKERJACK – Roly-Poly Cannon 2
Killing foreign-looking things with bombs - not really that acceptable most of the time, but apparently it’s the most normal thing in the world for Roly-Poly Cannon 2. You might remember the original Roly-Poly Cannon, where you had to destroy a number of spherical enemies by blasting them with a cannon in a number ...
SLACKERJACK – Cat Cat Watermelon
You! Do you like CATS? Do you like WATERMELONS? Do you like STACKING THINGS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER? You DO? Well good. Because it turns out that’s pretty much the sole aim of the wonderfully-titled Cat Cat Watermelon. In Cat Cat Watermelon you need to stack a series of cats and watermelons on ...
SLACKERJACK – Straw Hat Samurai 2
Remember Straw Hat Samurai? Of course you do - it was brilliant. And it won awards and stuff. Again, it was brilliant. And, somewhat inexplicably, Straw Hat Samurai 2 is even better. The aim is just the same as before - you’re a samurai and you need to slash away at your ...
