Games
SLACKERJACK – The Great Sperm Race
If you want to play a game that’s both fun and a staggering recreation of the human reproductive system, The Great Sperm Race is for you. The Great Sperm Race is astounding - not only does your little sperm have to make it through the various parts of a female anatomy without ...
If you want to play a game that’s both fun and a staggering recreation of the human reproductive system, The Great Sperm Race is for you. The Great Sperm Race is astounding - not only does your little sperm have to make it through the various parts of a female anatomy without ...
SLACKERJACK – Demolition City
Woo! Demolition City! YEAH! Where you get to destroy an ENTIRE CITY! With DYNAMITE! Demolition City is fantastic! Well, yes. It is. But there’s more to Demolition City than just blowing stuff up - you have to demolish a number of buildings, one at at time, with a limited amount of carefully-placed explosives. What makes Demolition ...
Woo! Demolition City! YEAH! Where you get to destroy an ENTIRE CITY! With DYNAMITE! Demolition City is fantastic! Well, yes. It is. But there’s more to Demolition City than just blowing stuff up - you have to demolish a number of buildings, one at at time, with a limited amount of carefully-placed explosives. What makes Demolition ...
SLACKERJACK – Mini Train
Oh Mini Train is adorable. Seriously, it is! Just look at it - look at the brightly-coloured shapes and the little choo choo train. It’s adorable. Except for when you do badly at Mini Train, that is. Fail to put the brightly-coloured shapes in exactly the right position to ensure the train a smooth transition between ...
Oh Mini Train is adorable. Seriously, it is! Just look at it - look at the brightly-coloured shapes and the little choo choo train. It’s adorable. Except for when you do badly at Mini Train, that is. Fail to put the brightly-coloured shapes in exactly the right position to ensure the train a smooth transition between ...
SLACKERJACK – Janey Thomson’s Marathon
There’s no two ways about this - Janey Thomson’s Marathon is easily the best online marathon sim you’ll ever play. You may remember Janey Thomson’s Marathon from the early 1980s, where it was briefly popular until children started being hospitalised because of crippled hands. But health and safety be damned - Janey Thomson’s Marathon ...
There’s no two ways about this - Janey Thomson’s Marathon is easily the best online marathon sim you’ll ever play. You may remember Janey Thomson’s Marathon from the early 1980s, where it was briefly popular until children started being hospitalised because of crippled hands. But health and safety be damned - Janey Thomson’s Marathon ...
SLACKERJACK – Vase Breaker
Let’s get right to it - breaking things is brilliant. There’s nothing better than taking something that someone has spent hours, possibly even days, crafting and the obliterating it in a second. That sort of behaviour tends to be looked down on in some circles, so here’s the next best thing - Vase Breaker. In Vase ...
Let’s get right to it - breaking things is brilliant. There’s nothing better than taking something that someone has spent hours, possibly even days, crafting and the obliterating it in a second. That sort of behaviour tends to be looked down on in some circles, so here’s the next best thing - Vase Breaker. In Vase ...
Michael Jackson Videogame Coming Soon Despite Nobody Wanting It
Michael Jackson doesn’t have the complexion he had in the Thriller video, but people are treating him like he died 50 years ago. With fans still mourning the loss of their hero, the sight of money has flashed in many people’s eyes. There's the money-spinning Michael Jackson collector’s ticket; biographers are rushing to pen books about him and even Joe Jackson wants to force Michael’s kids in to showbiz. And now plans have been made for a videogame featuring the late king of pop. We imagine it'll be called Grooming With Michael. Or something.
Michael Jackson doesn’t have the complexion he had in the Thriller video, but people are treating him like he died 50 years ago. With fans still mourning the loss of their hero, the sight of money has flashed in many people’s eyes. There's the money-spinning Michael Jackson collector’s ticket; biographers are rushing to pen books about him and even Joe Jackson wants to force Michael’s kids in to showbiz. And now plans have been made for a videogame featuring the late king of pop. We imagine it'll be called Grooming With Michael. Or something.
SLACKERJACK – Pirate Launch
Hang around here long enough and you’ll soon come to realise that we ruddy well love our launch games. Pirate Launch is no different. Pirate Launch is a blinding variation on a game you’re probably all sick to death of by now - you fire something out of a cannon to see how far you ...
Hang around here long enough and you’ll soon come to realise that we ruddy well love our launch games. Pirate Launch is no different. Pirate Launch is a blinding variation on a game you’re probably all sick to death of by now - you fire something out of a cannon to see how far you ...
SLACKERJACK – Bricks ‘N’ Match
If you’ve played Bejeweled on your phone so much that even hearing the name Bejeweled makes you want to vomit, here’s Bricks ‘N’ Match. Bricks ‘N’ Match is a lot like Bejeweled in that you have to remove tiles from a screen by lining up three identically-coloured ones. But Bricks ‘N’ Match asks you ...
If you’ve played Bejeweled on your phone so much that even hearing the name Bejeweled makes you want to vomit, here’s Bricks ‘N’ Match. Bricks ‘N’ Match is a lot like Bejeweled in that you have to remove tiles from a screen by lining up three identically-coloured ones. But Bricks ‘N’ Match asks you ...
