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Slackerjack – The Birdinator

by Shawn Lindseth

Imagine, if you will,that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a drunken laser-eyed turkey instead of a robotic governor from the future sent back to destroy the Kennedy’s once-good name. Now imagine that as this turkey he zaps passive owls, eats batteries, slurps up mosquitoes and seems a tad preoccupied with flying south for the winter. Weird turkey, [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bug Squat

by Stuart Heritage

Now that the end of summer is just days away – oh don’t look at us like that, it is – it means that your filthy home won’t be warm enough to harbour that bug infestation you’ve been cultivating. And no more bugs means no more bug squashing. But fear not, because Bug Squat is [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Stunt Master

by Stuart Heritage

Now this is a lot of fun – in Stunt Master you basically have to break your body in the most spectacular way possible, like vicarious self-harming. It’s brilliant. There’s level after level of glass plates to smash through and cars to get run over by and helicopters to get mangled inside – and you [...]

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Duke Nukem Lives! Unless He Doesn’t

by Kris Silver

Duke Nukem is back! Well he probably isn’t, but he might be and that’s exciting news… apparently. For those of you who were too young to remember the 90s allow me to explain. Duke Nukem was part John McClane, part Rambo and part Wolverine, a seemingly invincible, wisecracking, steroid-abusing, weapon-wielding tough guy who shot first [...]

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SLACKERJACK – I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons

by Stuart Heritage

I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons has it all – hamburgers, cannons and northern voices. That’s all anyone really needs, isn’t it? Here’s how I Was Hungry But There Were Cannons works – you’re a man in a room full of hamburgers, and the only way to escape is to eat the required amount. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Vampire Kitten

by Stuart Heritage

Quick, what are the three things that internet losers like you enjoy the most? That’s right – kittens, vampires and online games where you throw things as far as you can. Well guess what? Vampire Kitten is about all of those three things. In Vampire Kitten it’s your job to kick a kitten – who [...]

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SLACKERJACK – IQ Ball

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s deal with the most important part first – we don’t know why this is called IQ Ball. There’s a ball in it, yes, and it may well have an IQ. We just don’t know. It’s never made explicit. Really, IQ Ball should be called Grabby Sticky Hand Get The Target Ball or something, because [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Waterfalls 2

by Stuart Heritage

It’s time for one of those Slackerjacks that’s all dreamy and pianoy and stuff. Waterfalls 2 doesn’t even have any guns in it or anything. This is how to look after your female readers. Anyway, Waterfalls 2 involves directing particles of coloured light into a container with arrows. It’s not particularly difficult, but it looks [...]

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SLACKERJACK: It’s That Angelina Jolie Film, Salt

by Stuart Heritage

Hey, you know that new film Salt, where Angelina Jolie runs around shooting people and it all looks a bit crap and nobody can really the see the point of watching it? You do? Great. Then this game based on Salt needs little explanation. You’re Angelina Jolie and you have to run around inside an [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon

by Stuart Heritage

The first Sushi Cat game was a breath of fresh air. It was simple, it was pretty and it was fun. So how have the makers of Sushi Cat improved the formula for Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon? Funny story: they haven’t. Sushi Cat: The Honeymoon is EXACTLY THE SAME as Sushi Cat. Not that it [...]

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