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SLACKERJACK – Grow Valley

by Stuart Heritage

Our lives have been empty – EMPTY – without a new Eyezmaze game to play. So when we heard about Grow Valley, we’re not too proud to admit that we actually soiled ourselves in excitement. If you’ve even only played one Eyezmaze game you’ll already know how Grow Valley works – you pick a bunch [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Effing Worms

by Stuart Heritage

Make no mistake, we had more fun playing Effing Worms than we’ve had in ages. It’s brilliant – just like Tremors, but you play the worm monster instead of Kevin Bacon or any of those idiots. Leap out from underground, eat a few cows and continue. Awesome. But what makes Effing Worms really special is [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Age Of War 2

by Stuart Heritage

True story – Age Of War probably got the best reaction of any Slackerjack we’ve ever published. People loved it, and no wonder. It was brilliant. And here’s Age Of War 2. Whoopee. The good news is that it’s just as good as before. Age Of War 2 works just the same as its predecessor [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Epic Coaster

by Stuart Heritage

Like Canabalt? Like dangerously unfinished fairground attractions? Brilliant – that means you’ll love Epic Coaster. Epic Coaster is basically Canabalt, but instead of making a person jump from ledge to ledge, you make a rollercoaster jump from track to track. It’s actually quite nifty – you get a bonus for perfect-length jumps, so you’ll take [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Big Pixel Zombies

by Mof Gimmers

The world seems to be obsessed with the undead lately. Vampires are littering our big and small screens, everyone is game for a zombie or two and, of course, we have a Tory prime minister. Oh! Let’s not forget that Amanda Holden continually gets TV work as well! It’s with the zombified that we focus [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Saunavihta Yetis

by Mof Gimmers

Yetis punching you in your emo little face? Buses trying to run you over while cannons try and shoot you with giant snowflakes? Sounds like an action packed game doesn’t it? Well it isn’t. What we have in Saunavihta Yetis is a rather gentle puzzle game where we see a shivering little character trying to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Victorian BMX

by Mof Gimmers

There are loads of BMX games online and they all look pretty much the same with their fuzzy felt graphics and their faceless My First BMXer riders. Since when did doing massive wheelies become so cute? Well, to restore some kind of balance in the world, up pops a game that melds BMXing with death. [...]

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Slackerjack – Binuka

by Shawn Lindseth

You know how at the circus you always see a beautiful woman strapped to a big wheel spinning while some blind folded guy throws knives at her? Well cross that with Tetris and you’ve got Binuka. The blocks drop just like in Tetris – but the board spins. You use the arrow buttons, but left [...]

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Slackerjack – Skull Kid

by Shawn Lindseth

Video games these days just aren’t as violent as they used to be. Sure there’s more shooting, burning, blowing things up and prostitute raping, but we just don’t think that sort of thing matches up to Frogger. Seriously – remember how he used to get squished? Halo’s got nothing on getting squished. Thank goodness then [...]

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Wish You Could Move Like Michael Jackson? Now You Can!

by Kris Silver

Death has been good to Michael Jackson, his songs got back in the charts, he had a film out, everyone seemed to miraculously forget about all of the kiddy fiddling allegations, none of us had to look at that weird face of his anymore and he’s even got a new game coming out called Michael [...]

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