Games
SLACKERJACK – Canabalt
If you took any normal online game, stripped it down to its simplest form and increased the ‘one more go’ factor by a million, the resulting game would be a lot like Canabalt. In Canabalt, all you really need to do is jump - the running’s all taken care of. You just jump whenever an obstacle gets in your way or you ...
If you took any normal online game, stripped it down to its simplest form and increased the ‘one more go’ factor by a million, the resulting game would be a lot like Canabalt. In Canabalt, all you really need to do is jump - the running’s all taken care of. You just jump whenever an obstacle gets in your way or you ...
SLACKERJACK – Cyclomaniacs
Sometimes all you want is a nice big race, isn’t it? Isn’t it? it had better be, because that’s what Cyclomaniacs is. It’s a bike race, controlled with the same arrow-key system as every other bike game you’ve ever played. But what makes Cyclomaniacs special is the amount of other racers there are. You’re just one of 14 cyclists, and to keep ...
Sometimes all you want is a nice big race, isn’t it? Isn’t it? it had better be, because that’s what Cyclomaniacs is. It’s a bike race, controlled with the same arrow-key system as every other bike game you’ve ever played. But what makes Cyclomaniacs special is the amount of other racers there are. You’re just one of 14 cyclists, and to keep ...
SLACKERJACK – Vox Populi, Vox Dei
Let’s get the boring bit out of the way first - in Vox Populi, Vox Dei, you play a ninja that kills werewolves. YAWN. But now for the good bit. The way that you kill werewolves in Vox Populi, Vox Dei is amazing. Without hyperbole, it might be the most satisfying kill method we’ve ever played. We can’t overstate how ...
Let’s get the boring bit out of the way first - in Vox Populi, Vox Dei, you play a ninja that kills werewolves. YAWN. But now for the good bit. The way that you kill werewolves in Vox Populi, Vox Dei is amazing. Without hyperbole, it might be the most satisfying kill method we’ve ever played. We can’t overstate how ...
SLACKERJACK – Ricochet Kills
Guns are dangerous, everyone knows that. If you own a gun, the first lesson you should learn is to use it responsibly. Don’t just fire it into the air and let the bullet take out people willy-nilly. But, if you do want to do that, then Ricochet Kills is a good place to start. Imagine Bloons, but with a man with a ...
Guns are dangerous, everyone knows that. If you own a gun, the first lesson you should learn is to use it responsibly. Don’t just fire it into the air and let the bullet take out people willy-nilly. But, if you do want to do that, then Ricochet Kills is a good place to start. Imagine Bloons, but with a man with a ...
SLACKERJACK – Love Chef
OK, no messing about here. Love Chef is the GREATEST. Seriously. It’s the best game you will ever play in YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. Here’s how Love Chef works - you’re a girl. Your boyfriend, Alan, is coming for dinner and you have to get everything ready. Everything. You have to set the table, choose the cutlery, ...
OK, no messing about here. Love Chef is the GREATEST. Seriously. It’s the best game you will ever play in YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. Here’s how Love Chef works - you’re a girl. Your boyfriend, Alan, is coming for dinner and you have to get everything ready. Everything. You have to set the table, choose the cutlery, ...
SLACKERJACK – 8-Bit Junkie
Alien Vs Predator, Freddy Vs Jason, Pride & Prejudice Vs Mothra - Hollywood is always trying to find ways to mangle two beloved hits together. And 8-Bit Junkie does exactly the same thing, but with a difference - it’s actually good. You see, 8-Bit Junkie is essentially Pac-Man Vs Space Invaders. And flipping ace it is, ...
Alien Vs Predator, Freddy Vs Jason, Pride & Prejudice Vs Mothra - Hollywood is always trying to find ways to mangle two beloved hits together. And 8-Bit Junkie does exactly the same thing, but with a difference - it’s actually good. You see, 8-Bit Junkie is essentially Pac-Man Vs Space Invaders. And flipping ace it is, ...
SLACKERJACK – Max Damage
Max Damage is a good online game and a bad online game. Here’s why Max Damage is a good online game - because it’s all about firing stuff out of cannons and destroying things of monetary value. It’s a bit Bloons-y in that sense, and that’s never been a bad thing. Here’s why Max Damage is ...
Max Damage is a good online game and a bad online game. Here’s why Max Damage is a good online game - because it’s all about firing stuff out of cannons and destroying things of monetary value. It’s a bit Bloons-y in that sense, and that’s never been a bad thing. Here’s why Max Damage is ...
SLACKERJACK – Monster Pig
Since Katamari Damacy is the best game ever made, it’s about time we gave you something sort of similar - Monster Pig. In Monster Pig you feed a pig and the pig grows, so you feed it something larger. You do this by tapping the left and right keys on your keyboard. The first few items ...
Since Katamari Damacy is the best game ever made, it’s about time we gave you something sort of similar - Monster Pig. In Monster Pig you feed a pig and the pig grows, so you feed it something larger. You do this by tapping the left and right keys on your keyboard. The first few items ...
