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SLACKERJACK – Scope: First Blood
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, September 18, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Scope: First Blood Everyone loves a good old-fashioned stick-figure sniper game, don’t they? Because snipers are cool and stick figures are... um, look we don’t know where we’re going with this.
Anyway, Scope: First Blood is a stick figure sniper game... WITH A DIFFERENCE. Actually, we’re overselling it - you still have to shoot things in Scope: First Blood, it’s just that they’re not always ...
SLACKERJACK – Canabalt
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Canabalt If you took any normal online game, stripped it down to its simplest form and increased the ‘one more go’ factor by a million, the resulting game would be a lot like Canabalt.
In Canabalt, all you really need to do is jump - the running’s all taken care of. You just jump whenever an obstacle gets in your way or you ...
SLACKERJACK – Cyclomaniacs
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Cyclomaniacs Sometimes all you want is a nice big race, isn’t it? Isn’t it? it had better be, because that’s what Cyclomaniacs is.
It’s a bike race, controlled with the same arrow-key system as every other bike game you’ve ever played. But what makes Cyclomaniacs special is the amount of other racers there are. You’re just one of 14 cyclists, and to keep ...
SLACKERJACK – Vox Populi, Vox Dei
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, September 11, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Vox Populi, Vox Dei Let’s get the boring bit out of the way first - in Vox Populi, Vox Dei, you play a ninja that kills werewolves. YAWN.
But now for the good bit. The way that you kill werewolves in Vox Populi, Vox Dei is amazing. Without hyperbole, it might be the most satisfying kill method we’ve ever played. We can’t overstate how ...
SLACKERJACK – Ricochet Kills
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Ricochet Kills Guns are dangerous, everyone knows that. If you own a gun, the first lesson you should learn is to use it responsibly. Don’t just fire it into the air and let the bullet take out people willy-nilly.
But, if you do want to do that, then Ricochet Kills is a good place to start. Imagine Bloons, but with a man with a ...
SLACKERJACK – Love Chef
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 12:00pm | One Comment
SLACKERJACK – Love Chef OK, no messing about here. Love Chef is the GREATEST. Seriously. It’s the best game you will ever play in YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Here’s how Love Chef works - you’re a girl. Your boyfriend, Alan, is coming for dinner and you have to get everything ready. Everything. You have to set the table, choose the cutlery, ...
SLACKERJACK – 8-Bit Junkie
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 12:00pm | One Comment
SLACKERJACK – 8-Bit Junkie Alien Vs Predator, Freddy Vs Jason, Pride & Prejudice Vs Mothra - Hollywood is always trying to find ways to mangle two beloved hits together.
And 8-Bit Junkie does exactly the same thing, but with a difference - it’s actually good. You see, 8-Bit Junkie is essentially Pac-Man Vs Space Invaders. And flipping ace it is, ...
SLACKERJACK – Max Damage
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK – Max Damage Max Damage is a good online game and a bad online game.
Here’s why Max Damage is a good online game - because it’s all about firing stuff out of cannons and destroying things of monetary value. It’s a bit Bloons-y in that sense, and that’s never been a bad thing. Here’s why Max Damage is ...
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