Games
SLACKERJACK – Max Damage
Max Damage is a good online game and a bad online game. Here’s why Max Damage is a good online game - because it’s all about firing stuff out of cannons and destroying things of monetary value. It’s a bit Bloons-y in that sense, and that’s never been a bad thing. Here’s why Max Damage is ...
Max Damage is a good online game and a bad online game. Here’s why Max Damage is a good online game - because it’s all about firing stuff out of cannons and destroying things of monetary value. It’s a bit Bloons-y in that sense, and that’s never been a bad thing. Here’s why Max Damage is ...
SLACKERJACK – Monster Pig
Since Katamari Damacy is the best game ever made, it’s about time we gave you something sort of similar - Monster Pig. In Monster Pig you feed a pig and the pig grows, so you feed it something larger. You do this by tapping the left and right keys on your keyboard. The first few items ...
Since Katamari Damacy is the best game ever made, it’s about time we gave you something sort of similar - Monster Pig. In Monster Pig you feed a pig and the pig grows, so you feed it something larger. You do this by tapping the left and right keys on your keyboard. The first few items ...
SLACKERJACK – This Is The Only Level
This Is The Only Level: it does exactly what it says on the tin. You’re an elephant, you have to jump on a button and walk through a pipe and that’s the only level. You just have to play it many, many times. Maybe the controls will reverse, or there’ll be a new control ...
This Is The Only Level: it does exactly what it says on the tin. You’re an elephant, you have to jump on a button and walk through a pipe and that’s the only level. You just have to play it many, many times. Maybe the controls will reverse, or there’ll be a new control ...
SLACKERJACK – Pixel Grower
If you were once both young and an impossible geek, chances are you grew a crystal in a jam jar. Pixel Grower is just like that, only about a million times less crap. Pixel Grower is basically a sort of ‘catch the falling object’ game, expect here the objects are pixels, and they stack up on ...
If you were once both young and an impossible geek, chances are you grew a crystal in a jam jar. Pixel Grower is just like that, only about a million times less crap. Pixel Grower is basically a sort of ‘catch the falling object’ game, expect here the objects are pixels, and they stack up on ...
SLACKERJACK – Crazy Go Nuts 2
We’re afraid we missed Crazy Go Nuts 1 when it came out, but we might try tracking it down, because Crazy Go Nuts 2 is superb. Simple enough to begin with - there’s screen full of nuts and you have to fire some startlingly spermy squirrels out of a cannon to get ...
We’re afraid we missed Crazy Go Nuts 1 when it came out, but we might try tracking it down, because Crazy Go Nuts 2 is superb. Simple enough to begin with - there’s screen full of nuts and you have to fire some startlingly spermy squirrels out of a cannon to get ...
SLACKERJACK – Washing Machine Emulator
Without question, Washing Machine Emulator is the greatest game we’ve ever featured on hecklerspray. The staggering, photo-realistic graphics and edge-of-your-seat gameplay will have you hooked for months, maybe years. All the greatest washing machine hits are present in Washing Machine Emulator - sorting the colours, putting the laundry into the machine, setting the dials, collecting the laundry at the end. It’s staggering. ...
Without question, Washing Machine Emulator is the greatest game we’ve ever featured on hecklerspray. The staggering, photo-realistic graphics and edge-of-your-seat gameplay will have you hooked for months, maybe years. All the greatest washing machine hits are present in Washing Machine Emulator - sorting the colours, putting the laundry into the machine, setting the dials, collecting the laundry at the end. It’s staggering. ...
SLACKERJACK – Digital Genius
Mensa’s brilliant, isn’t it? A group that you can voluntarily join just to prove that you’re cleverer than everyone else? Why, there’s nothing cloyingly smug about that whatsoever! Which brings us to Digital Genius - a Mensa online game where some of the questions are traditional intelligence test questions and some sort of ask you what a Wikipedia page looks like. Truly, ...
Mensa’s brilliant, isn’t it? A group that you can voluntarily join just to prove that you’re cleverer than everyone else? Why, there’s nothing cloyingly smug about that whatsoever! Which brings us to Digital Genius - a Mensa online game where some of the questions are traditional intelligence test questions and some sort of ask you what a Wikipedia page looks like. Truly, ...
SLACKERJACK – Stick Arena: Ballistick
There’s not much to say about Stick Arena: Ballistick, really - you’re a little stickman and you have to kill other little stickman. And that’s just about it. Except to say that the other little stickmen are trying to kill you, and they’re all real people on the internet, and there’s an impressive array ...
There’s not much to say about Stick Arena: Ballistick, really - you’re a little stickman and you have to kill other little stickman. And that’s just about it. Except to say that the other little stickmen are trying to kill you, and they’re all real people on the internet, and there’s an impressive array ...
