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What’s This Black Helix Thing All About Then?

by hecklerspray staff

What is the Black Helix? The Black Helix is not, regrettably, anything to do with those old pencil cases that looked like massive calculators, but rather, a mindbending game that switches between the virtual world and real life. Imagine if a pixel could punch you in the face. That. So, this new Alternate Reality/Transmedia game [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Mountain Maniac Xmas

by Mof Gimmers

Christmas games are usually a crock of old poo, rehashing already boring games into something with snowflakes and stupid reindeer. However, Mountain Maniac Xmas is one of the few re-edits that makes a whole bunch of sense! See, Santa must get pissed-off with Christmas like the rest of us, so take ol’ Mr Claus and [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Pacmafight!

by Mof Gimmers

Too many online games treat you like a) You’ve got endless hours to play them and b) that your computer is so up-to-speed that it can handle super-duper graphics. The reality is, people tend to mess around online for a quick fix and have computers that overheat during the most simple of technological tasks. So [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Robot Unicorn Attack Goes Heavy Metal

by Mof Gimmers

Robot Unicorn Attack is one of the big successes of the past 12 months, inadvertently reviving an old Erasure track and stamping a seal of approval on (seemingly) everyone’s fondness for unicorns. Now, we’ve got Robot Unicorn Heavy Metal to play online as well, serving as a sneaky reminder of the fact that there’s going [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Supermax

by Mof Gimmers

A lot of online games get super hung-up on trying to look really great, often at the expense of that most important of things – being fun to play. How many times have you seen a cool looking motorbike game, only to find out it’s as clunky as a first date? Well, there’s none of [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Pole Dance Party 2

by Mof Gimmers

Is pole dancing really demeaning and sexist? Is it a feminist thing that strikes a blow for independent women who want to fleece stupid men for their money? Do you even care? Are you even reading these words or are you now completely distracted by the thought of jiggling bosoms in your mind? That’s a [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Sperm Invasion

by Stuart Heritage

Space Invaders might be a classic, iconic, world-changing videogame, but you know what it doesn’t have enough of? That’s right: sperm. Fortunately Sperm Invasion counters this imbalance with ease. You play a natty little cupid, standing on an ovum trying to fend off all the waves of oncoming spunk with your tiny mythic arrows. Fail [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Steam Droid

by Mof Gimmers

If you are on a laptop, look away now. Why? Because Steam Droid is one of those games that will really irritate you by making direct your character with your right hand and aim your gun with the touchpad with your left. If you’re anything like hecklerspray, this makes it nigh on impossible to do [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Visible III

by Mof Gimmers

It’s Friday, so really, you should be aiming to do as little work as possible. You’ve probably already got your eye on a pint of nut-brown ale or generally having your feet up for a couple of days (unless you have children, which means you’ll never get any rest ever again). You shouldn’t wait ’til [...]

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SLACKERJACK! Hemp Tycoon

by Mof Gimmers

Farming? That’s boring isn’t it? Inbred folk with one ear between them all mucky finger nailed and up to their chins in silage! That’s what farming is, right? Not if you’re a drug dealer. Drug dealing is much more glamorous. And, according to Hemp Tycoon, cute. That’s right. Growing huge plants of skunk never seems [...]

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