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SLACKERJACK – Valet Ballet

by 586 MEDIA

Some games need a lengthy explanation to help you understand the basic underlying themes and historical context of them. Not Valet Ballet. In Valet Ballet, you drive a car around  a car park trying to avoid bird that seems determined to shit all over you. And that’s all. Play Valet Ballet now   Some games [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Katamari Damacy Flash Game

by 586 MEDIA

Katamari Damacy is one of the best PS2 games around – a weird mix of Japanese oddness and toddleresque cutesy graphics. And it’s really bloody great. But it costs, like, £30. What’s that? There’s a free online Katamari Damacy flash game on the internet? Why, that’s fantastic news! All you have to do is roll [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Snuff Box Rapper Clip

by 586 MEDIA

Lots of new comedy is mighty suspect these days – you need to tread carefully to avoid all the stony-faced dreadfulness. But we might – just might – have struck gold with Snuff Box. Snuff Box starts on BBC Three tonight, and it seems like it could be a fun little diversion to your TV [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Warbears

by 586 MEDIA

Most online games are simple affairs – bouncing a ball, making a man jump a bit. Not so with Warbears. Warbears is one of the most oddly immersive online games we’ve ever played. In Warbears you play a crack team of trouble-busting teddybears called in to help at a bank siege. Controlling the Warbears is [...]

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Vin Diesel To Star In New Videogame Movie The Wheelman

by Stuart Heritage

Vin Diesel loves his videogames. The only thing that makes Vin happier than sitting in front of a screen blasting baddies is starring in abominable movies about a big man looking after a bunch of kids. To prove his dedication to videogames, Vin Diesel seems to only want to star in videogame movies from now [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Revolver DVD Trailer

by 586 MEDIA

When Guy Ritchie’s Revolver was released in cinemas, posters featured a quote saying "Brilliant… Guy Ritchie Back to his best!" Weird, because most critics said Revolver was awful confusing tripe. We’ll come clean: we’ve yet to see Revolver. And, judging by its performance at the box office, you probably haven’t seen Revolver either. But Revolver [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Yetisports 10: Icicle Climb

by 586 MEDIA

A few years ago, Yetisports games were everywhere. A hairy man hitting a penguin, a hairy man, um, sitting on a whale or something. We can’t really remember. But – woo, look, here’s Yetisports 10. In Yetisports 10: Icicle Climb, you play a yeti who hurls icicles into a cliff face while jumping on a [...]

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Nintendo Says Revolution And Zelda Slated For Autumn

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The chief marketing officer for Nintendo in America, Reggie Fils-Aime, recently told Spike TV that the successor to Nintendo’s Gamecube, codenamed Revolution will be released sometime this year. Fils-Aime also spoke to Spike TV about the highly anticipated game, Zelda: The Twilight Princess. He made sure to point out that the new Zelda game will [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Reverse Bounce

by 586 MEDIA

Reverse Bounce is a game for people who are good at keepie-uppies. People who are good at doing keepie-uppies blindfolded. While drunk. And on the moon. All Reverse Bounce is is a simple game of keeping a ball in the air. You use your arrow keys to control a paddle to launch the ball into [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Alpha Attack

by 586 MEDIA

Some games are easy to play at work, and some are hard. Dance Dance Revolution, for example is quite hard to play while you’re supposed to have your nose in a spreadsheet. Alpha Attack, on the other hand, is easy to play while you are meant to be working. Because Alpha Attack is all about [...]

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