Games
SLACKERJACK – Bomb Wars
The Internet is brilliant, isn't it? So many people from around the world can get together and ask "ASL?" to each other until their Mum accidentally unplugs the modem, it's beautiful.
But now, people don't just have to engage is unconvincing sex talk with each other over the internet - they can throw bombs at each other, too. Bomb Wars is a kind ...
The Internet is brilliant, isn't it? So many people from around the world can get together and ask "ASL?" to each other until their Mum accidentally unplugs the modem, it's beautiful.But now, people don't just have to engage is unconvincing sex talk with each other over the internet - they can throw bombs at each other, too. Bomb Wars is a kind ...
SLACKERJACK – Professor Fizzwizzle
Why is it that professors are never as clever as you'd expect them to be sometimes. We knew a professor who - in between efforts to bring down the Brazilian government - thought that doing impression of Cartman from South Park was the funniest thing ever. Weirdo.
Professor Fizzwizzle is another stupid professor. Professor Fizzwizzle has built all these teleportation devices to zap ...
Why is it that professors are never as clever as you'd expect them to be sometimes. We knew a professor who - in between efforts to bring down the Brazilian government - thought that doing impression of Cartman from South Park was the funniest thing ever. Weirdo.Professor Fizzwizzle is another stupid professor. Professor Fizzwizzle has built all these teleportation devices to zap ...
SLACKERJACK – James Bunny
It almost goes without saying that Casino Royale, the new James Bond movie, is going to be a bit disappointing. If only James Bond could be more like James Bunny.
James Bunny, you see, is hard as nails. James Bunny is basically a rabbit with a machine gun and a bazooka. There's some hokey plot about getting carrots from evil rats, or something, ...
It almost goes without saying that Casino Royale, the new James Bond movie, is going to be a bit disappointing. If only James Bond could be more like James Bunny.James Bunny, you see, is hard as nails. James Bunny is basically a rabbit with a machine gun and a bazooka. There's some hokey plot about getting carrots from evil rats, or something, ...
SLACKERJACK – Pimp My Gran
What makes a good game? Brain-taxing puzzles? Flowing animation? A bunch of blinged-up pensioners larking around like the mental grandparents of the Blazin' Squad?
Good, because that's exactly what Pimp My Gran is - it's a makeover game for the elderly. Because, let's face it, old people couldn't dress stylishly to save their bony arses, and Pimp My Gran is out to ...
What makes a good game? Brain-taxing puzzles? Flowing animation? A bunch of blinged-up pensioners larking around like the mental grandparents of the Blazin' Squad?Good, because that's exactly what Pimp My Gran is - it's a makeover game for the elderly. Because, let's face it, old people couldn't dress stylishly to save their bony arses, and Pimp My Gran is out to ...
SLACKERJACK – Base Jumping
Today's Slackerjack is Base Jumping, and it's the closest thing to Base Jumpers that we've ever found. Base Jumping is basically a ...
There was once a game for the Amiga CD32 called Base Jumpers, and it was one of the best games we've ever played. You had to race up a building and then jump off to see who could land first.
Today's Slackerjack is Base Jumping, and it's the closest thing to Base Jumpers that we've ever found. Base Jumping is basically a ...
SLACKERJACK – Trampoline Tricks 2
So, instead of actually getting on a trampoline and jumping about, it's much better to play Trampoline Tricks 2. Trampoline Tricks 2 is a freestyle trampoline ...
Make no mistake - trampolines are dumb. They're just bits of stretched-out material that make you jump higher. Why anyone would want one is beyond us. Besides, trampolines make people look like gormless Blue Peter nitwits.
So, instead of actually getting on a trampoline and jumping about, it's much better to play Trampoline Tricks 2. Trampoline Tricks 2 is a freestyle trampoline ...
SLACKERJACK – Dodgeball
And today, we've got some online Dodgeball for you to play. You run around dodging the balls with the arrow keys, and you pick up and throw ...
Dodgeball isn't just a funny movie where Vince Vaughn plays Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller plays Ben Stiller with a moustache - it's also a real sport about throwing balls at weak kids and making them cry.
And today, we've got some online Dodgeball for you to play. You run around dodging the balls with the arrow keys, and you pick up and throw ...
SLACKERJACK – Dog Courage
Memory is a bastard, isn't it? People keep forgetting where they've put their keys, or forgetting what their friend's new girlfriend is called, or forgetting not to put their hands into blenders.
Dog Courage is a memory game of sorts. We think. Dog Courage is a bit Japanese, and we sort of bumbled our way through it. But as far as we know, ...
Memory is a bastard, isn't it? People keep forgetting where they've put their keys, or forgetting what their friend's new girlfriend is called, or forgetting not to put their hands into blenders.Dog Courage is a memory game of sorts. We think. Dog Courage is a bit Japanese, and we sort of bumbled our way through it. But as far as we know, ...
