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SLACKERJACK – Levers

by Stuart Heritage

We’re not sure if Levers is a game or a fancy piece of pretty interactive art. But one thing’s for sure: Levers is a thing to behold, and wonderfully simple with it, too.

Levers is a game of balance. Things fall from the sky – like a bowling ball, a snowman and a the giant face of God, and you have to try and keep them all balanced above the sea. What does Levers mean? Is Levers a zen-like meditation on the nature of maintaining a balanced outlook from day to day? Arsed if we know, but Levers is super pretty nevertheless.

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SLACKERJACK – The High Heel Game

by Stuart Heritage

We haven’t had a mental Asian game for ages – not since that weird game where you had to drive a bike up somebody’s bum – so we’re proud to give you The High Heel Game.

The High Heel Game is an easy game to explain, but a harder one to fathom. You play a disembodied hammer in The High Heel Game, and it is your job to knock segments out of a lady’s high heel while she is still wearing her shoe. Do a good job and she’ll pay you money in spades – do a bad job and she’ll topple over and be right pissed off. The High Heel Game hasn’t taught us anything about life, but we’re going out tonight with our tiny hammer…

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SLACKERJACK – Swing

by 586 MEDIA

Swing is the most brain-dribbling simple game we think we’ve ever had as a Slackerjack. All you have to do in Swing is swing from a rope and see how far you can get. That’s it: two mouse clicks and Swing is over. But you’ll be playing Swing for hours. The Swing leaderboard says that [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Embryo Escape

by 586 MEDIA

Anyone who owns a stem cell research clinic knows how tricky it is to look after the embryo batch. All you want to do is test the embryos by poking them with pencils until they tell you how to cure paralysis, but the route to the laboratory is fraught with danger. That’s the basic premise [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Harold’s Food Flinging Frenzy

by 586 MEDIA

Have you seen Neighbours recently? Poor old Harold Bishop has been a bit down in the dumps; a relative of his died – or something – and now Harold has turned into a seething revenge machine. What’s going on? Didn’t Harold Bishop used to be the quintessential jolly fat man? Weren’t they the good times? [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Napo Room

by 586 MEDIA

Oh me oh my, the Grow Cube games keep on coming. That’s undoubtedly a good thing – Grow Cube is perhaps our favourite thing ever, although today’s game – Napo Room – isn’t too far off it. Napo Room is a game about a naked Asian man in an empty room, and it’s your job [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Ball Toucher

by 586 MEDIA

Ball Toucher is a game of dexterity and skill. Ball Toucher will wring out every last drop of grace and poise from your body as you try to touch all the white balls with your black square and avoid all the blue balls. You need to be at the very top of your game to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Sushi Samurai

by 586 MEDIA

There’s nothing in the world like a steaming bowl of sushi for breakfast. Mmm, raw fish and green mustard? Yes please! But have any of you ever stopped to think how sushi is actually made? Sushi Samurai is an educational game that aims to realistically portray the actual construction of some sushi. As Sushi Samurai [...]

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SLACKERJACK – The Streaking Game

by 586 MEDIA

Streaking is brilliant, isn’t it? A sporting event isn’t a sporting event to us unless some right ugly sod has whipped all their clothes off, leapt over the barriers and run around the playing area jiggling their scrotums around for everyone to see. Most of us don’t have the, ahem, balls for streaking, and that’s [...]

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Desperate Housewives To Become Ill-Advised PC Game

by Stuart Heritage

Desperate Housewives is the TV show that everyone is talking about – and by ‘everyone’ we means ‘about three people who work for magazines and make their living telling everyone what to think.’ But soon, Desperate Housewives won’t be the TV show that everyone is talking about – Desperate Housewives will be the PC game [...]

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