SLACKERJACK – Scorch An Island Some games are just so girly, aren't they? Stupid games - if we want to free the magical Princess of the Fairy Kingdom, we'll do it with a machine gun and some shurikens, OK?

Here's the antidote to all that girly gubbins - it's a game called Scorch An Island, for God's sake. Scorch An Island is a corker of a game ...

SLACKERJACK – Moon Tycoon

Remember how brilliant Sim City was before it got stupid with The Sims and let you control how often a depressed man flushed a toilet? Moon Tycoon puts you back at square one.

Moon Tycoon, for want of a less lazy comparison, is Sim City... on the moon. In Moon Tycoon, you take control of a new lunar colony, and everything to do

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SLACKERJACK – Tiki Boom Boom

This is a game called Tiki Boom Boom. Who cares what it's like - just saying the name over and over again is a source of joy. Tiki Boom Boom Tiki Boom Boom Tiki Boom Boom. See?

Anyway, as you may have guessed, Tiki Boom Boom has something of a tropical theme to it. And Tiki Boom Boom is a puzzler, too,

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SLACKERJACK – Little Rocketman Little Rocketman hasn't got anything to do with Elton John, and that makes us sad since we'd quite like to see a Little Elton John games franchise. Look, if someone can make Little Rocketman, they can make Little Honky Cat, OK?

Now that we've established that Little Rocketman has nothing to do with Elton John, we can tell you that Little Rocketman is ...

SLACKERJACK – Granny In Paradise

Granny In Paradise? Granny In Paradise? Are we the only ones who think that means something about dead grandmothers? Urgh, creepy.

Instead of being a game about the death of your elderly relatives, Granny In Paradise is actually a pretty smart little platform puzzle game. Imagine you're a granny. Now imagine you're in paradise. Now then, Granny in paradise, what would you

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SLACKERJACK – Mystery Case Files Huntsville If you're like us, you're an incredibly unobservant human being - the kind of person who sits down at their computer for 15 minutes before realising that someone has burgled it.

Mystery Case Files Huntsville, then, is the game to sharpen up your senses. Mystery Case Files Huntsville is a genius game where you're confronted with an immensely messy crime scene ...

SLACKERJACK – World Domination A lot of the games we feature as Slackerjacks are a blast of instant fun. But World Domination, today's Slackerjack, will suck you in forever.

World Domination is at heart a turn-based strategy game. In World Domination, you choose from a number of world leaders - who look a lot like Tony Blair, George Bush, Osama Bin Laden etc - and ideologies, and ...

SLACKERJACK – Fish Tycoon Having a pet is all well and good, but sometimes you forget to feed them or clean them for six or seven months, then the RSPCA get called and things get very messy. Uh, we heard.

So instead of going through all the trouble of actually owning a pet, why not just download Fish Tycoon instead? Because Fish Tycoon is just beautiful. Fish ...