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SLACKERJACK - Obama Vs Fly
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, July 3, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Obama Vs Fly Typical hecklerspray, always three weeks behind the Zeitgeist.
Anyway, shut up because this time it’s totally worth it. Remember that time when Barack Obama killed a fly like some sort of ninja? Here’s the game version of that. In Obama Vs Fly, you play the fly. All you need to ...
SLACKERJACK - Tetri Tower
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Tetri Tower Read the name of this game again. Tetri Tower. Not Tetris Tower. Tetri Tower has got nothing to do with Tetris. Nothing at all.
Except, you know, for how it looks and how you play it and everything about it. In Tetri Tower you have to stack shapes on top of each other, just like that ...
SLACKERJACK - Closure
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Closure Online games can be many things - tinny, repetitive, rubbish - but it’s not often that we get to call a game creepy. Closure sorts that one out nicely.
Darkness is important to Closure, because it not only takes up the majority of the screen at any time but is actually integral to the gameplay too. You need ...
SLACKERJACK - Filler 2
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Filler 2 Remember Filler, the game where you had to fill a square with balls without any of the hitting any other balls? Do you?
Good, because here’s Filler 2, and it’s about as different from Filler as you could expect. In Filler 2 you have to, um, fill a square with balls without any of the hitting ...
SLACKERJACK - Roly-Poly Cannon 2
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, June 19, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Roly-Poly Cannon 2 Killing foreign-looking things with bombs - not really that acceptable most of the time, but apparently it’s the most normal thing in the world for Roly-Poly Cannon 2.
You might remember the original Roly-Poly Cannon, where you had to destroy a number of spherical enemies by blasting them with a cannon in a number ...
SLACKERJACK - Cat Cat Watermelon
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Cat Cat Watermelon You! Do you like CATS? Do you like WATERMELONS? Do you like STACKING THINGS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?
You DO? Well good. Because it turns out that’s pretty much the sole aim of the wonderfully-titled Cat Cat Watermelon. In Cat Cat Watermelon you need to stack a series of cats and watermelons on ...
SLACKERJACK - Straw Hat Samurai 2
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, June 12, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Straw Hat Samurai 2 Remember Straw Hat Samurai? Of course you do - it was brilliant. And it won awards and stuff. Again, it was brilliant.
And, somewhat inexplicably, Straw Hat Samurai 2 is even better. The aim is just the same as before - you’re a samurai and you need to slash away at your ...
SLACKERJACK - Leaf Blight
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Leaf Blight Yes, this is a game called Leaf Blight, which means that, yes, this is a game about bacterial horticulture. Wait, where are you all going?
In fact, Leaf Blight is a fun, slightly maddening online game. The aim of Leaf Blight is to pluck all the dead and decaying leaves from a tree in a set ...
SLACKERJACK - Bunny Charm
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, June 5, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Bunny Charm Bunny Charm throws its premise out there like it’s the most natural thing thing in the world - you’re a gunslinging rabbit who has to run around town shooting a load of disembodied finger-zombies.
Not that any of it matters, of course, because once you’ve dismissed all the rabbity finger nonsense you’re left with quite a ...
SLACKERJACK - Bomber Blastic
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, June 1, 2009 at 12:00pm | No Comment
SLACKERJACK - Bomber Blastic Now, let’s be fully aware before we start that ‘blastic’ isn’t even a real word. It’s stupid. Games that invent new words are stupid. In fact, they’re worse than stupid. They’re glabutz.
Why the unusually long intro? because Bomber Blastic is basically one of those chain reaction games where you blow something up and that blows ...
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