Just take a look at these gentlemen. 

Well - can you do it? Can you?

Tell you what: if any of you dear hecklers want to have a go at this, film your attempts and upload them to YouTube. Put a link to them in the comments section below, and - provided the standard is high - we may even choose

On shows like You've Been Framed, the hosts always go out of their way to point out that nobody got injured during any of the pratfalls.

Here, though, we wouldn't be so sure - it's a video of some kids taking a run-up and booting a concrete football as hard as they can. Again and again and again. If you

Hey, cat owners! Tired of your pet basically ignoring you and dragging half-dead frogs into your house all the time? Well, why not cover them in sticky tape as a sort of freakish revenge ploy!

That seems to be the gist of this clip, anyway - it looks as if you can really bugger up a cat's ability to walk

Eagle-eyed hecklerspray readers might have noticed that our erstwhile scribe - and the man who brought the beauty of Bumrape Island to your attention - C J Davies doesn't particularly like Second Life.

And now his rampant hatred of Second Life has spiralled out of all control, resulting in this short video for digital channel Current

If you’re like us, you watched Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes and thought to yourself afterwards “what a load of rubbish, there’s no way a chimp could outsmart me” or “that remake was shit”.  

But now it seems that this has become reality as a team of bored Japanese scientists got to pit man against beast to see who was cleverer. However we would like to point out that the chimps were only facing a group of college students. As we all know most students don’t really give a toss about their work/task unless the deadline is three days away. More than likely they were concentrating too much on what cheap nasty cider they were going to get wasted on later that day. 

We love a good game here at hecklerspray. Not only does it help us get rid of all the built-up rage that has been growing inside us but we also get to pretend we're harder then we actually are by hurting lots of burly blokes in beat 'em ups.

Only in the world of FIFA could we get we get selected to play for our favourite team. In real life we’d be puffing, panting and getting a stitch ten minutes after kick-off. We’d literally bleed Lucozade dry as we tried to gain some energy back. It’s also a well-known fact that the Japanese love computer games. We don’t know if it’s possible but we assume that if they could, they would marry their beloved XBox 360, PS3 or hilariously-named Wii. And now the Japanese are actually playing actual Tetris in real life with their actual bodies.

A while ago, there's a chance that you assumed Tintin was a fresh-faced young journalist who actually gave a toss about crime-reporting.

This was until some Smoggie remixed Tintin for the ASBO generation of 2007. We have now discovered more foul-mouthed editing of classic children’s TV programmes, and this time Postman Pat has got the sweary treatment. The

Sometime within the next couple of years there's going to be a Steven Spielberg-produced Tintin movie. We're telling you this because - unless something goes harrowingly wrong - Steven Spielberg's Tintin movie almost certainly won't be anything like this.

There's plenty we could tell you about this Tintin video short, but we don't want to spoil if for you.