Funny Videos
Win Tickets To See Russell Brand Live This Weekend!
Russell Brand's playing a show in the Albert Hall on Sunday. Tickets are like gold dust, we've heard. People would do anything for tickets. Which is ace, because we've got a pair of tickets to give away. It's the last time that Russell Brand will be performing his Scandalous show in London - if you want to see it after that, you'll have to buy his forthcoming DVD (out next Monday, fact fans) - so it promises to be something of a hoot. If you fancy winning this frankly quite brilliant prize, you'll need to take a look after the jump...
Russell Brand's playing a show in the Albert Hall on Sunday. Tickets are like gold dust, we've heard. People would do anything for tickets. Which is ace, because we've got a pair of tickets to give away. It's the last time that Russell Brand will be performing his Scandalous show in London - if you want to see it after that, you'll have to buy his forthcoming DVD (out next Monday, fact fans) - so it promises to be something of a hoot. If you fancy winning this frankly quite brilliant prize, you'll need to take a look after the jump...
Celebrating Halloween This Weekend? Then This Man Hates You
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
October's rubbish. Not only do we have to piss around with our clocks to make our days darker, but it gets a lot colder. But there is a plus to all of this - Halloween! Hooray for Halloween indeed because, unlike Christmas, it isn’t promoted to us three months before it takes place and we don’t have to have awkward family meals with aunts we’d rather not see. Everyone benefits from Halloween. The kids get to pester neighbours and pick up tons of free sweets. Adults get to pointlessly dress up as ghosts, skeletons and zombies and get drunk at various parties and clubs. But of course, some people in society are all bah humbug about Halloween. This time it’s the turn of the Christians to get their Bible in a twist and proclaim that it’s evil. Just like this man, see his rant after the jump.
Magic. MAGIC!
Right, we're going to need some help with this. If you're a magician, you've just become our best friend. After the jump you'll see a video from street magician Dynamo. He's a bit like David Blaine in a way, except he doesn't draw eyes on his hands and therefore isn't as much of a tit. But we digress. In the video, Dynamo does one of those old tricks where he switches one banknote for another one that's locked away in a bag. You'll have seen the trick a million times before. What we want to know is this: how does it work? Watch the video below and put an end to our misery. It's sending us potty.
Right, we're going to need some help with this. If you're a magician, you've just become our best friend. After the jump you'll see a video from street magician Dynamo. He's a bit like David Blaine in a way, except he doesn't draw eyes on his hands and therefore isn't as much of a tit. But we digress. In the video, Dynamo does one of those old tricks where he switches one banknote for another one that's locked away in a bag. You'll have seen the trick a million times before. What we want to know is this: how does it work? Watch the video below and put an end to our misery. It's sending us potty.
What’s Silly Old Mr T Up To Now?
Mr T is an official friend of hecklerspray, as anyone who's seen the video of him saying the word 'hecklerspray' and then growling like an angry dog can attest. But what's Mr T doing with himself these days? Why he's hanging out as bus stops and shouting abuse at inconsiderate youngsters. Of course he is. It seems like quite a short-sighted tactic, though. If we knew that antisocial bus stop behaviour would result in Mr T talking to us, we'd probably urinate all over the seats on purpose. That's how much we love Mr T. The Mr T video is after the jump...
Mr T is an official friend of hecklerspray, as anyone who's seen the video of him saying the word 'hecklerspray' and then growling like an angry dog can attest. But what's Mr T doing with himself these days? Why he's hanging out as bus stops and shouting abuse at inconsiderate youngsters. Of course he is. It seems like quite a short-sighted tactic, though. If we knew that antisocial bus stop behaviour would result in Mr T talking to us, we'd probably urinate all over the seats on purpose. That's how much we love Mr T. The Mr T video is after the jump...
Here’s The Greatest Video You Will Ever See
We don't want to tell you exactly what the video after the jump is, but rest assured it's mind-bogglingly amazing. In fact, let's play a game. Try to see how long you can remain straight-faced while watching it. We managed to last for 55 seconds before involuntarily giggling. Can you do better? Doubtful. Like we've said, the video you're about to watch is godlike. Godlike. And even better if you're a fan of Stanley Kubrick. It's after the jump, obviously. And sound would help...
Read/Watch Some Wonderful Cartoons, Suckas
When Shawn Lindseth isn't guest editing hecklerspray he's making sure orphans the world over have decent clothing and a roof over their heads. That's just the kind of guy he is. And when he's not doing that he's selling illegal animal pelts on the black market. Speaking of which - if you're interested in a bathrobe made of zebra skin/skull combo, make yourself heard down in the comments section. As a possible sale point - the tongue helps dry your hair. And when he's not doing any of that - he fancies himself a cartoonist. On the next page you'll see just why.
When Shawn Lindseth isn't guest editing hecklerspray he's making sure orphans the world over have decent clothing and a roof over their heads. That's just the kind of guy he is. And when he's not doing that he's selling illegal animal pelts on the black market. Speaking of which - if you're interested in a bathrobe made of zebra skin/skull combo, make yourself heard down in the comments section. As a possible sale point - the tongue helps dry your hair. And when he's not doing any of that - he fancies himself a cartoonist. On the next page you'll see just why.
Here’s Simon Day’s Cartoon Bum Asking You To Visit Sweden
Now this is interesting. It's Simon Day - the funny one from The Fast Show who hasn't really done a lot apart from electricity adverts - advertising Sweden. In quite an odd way. Instead of discussing the nature or the nightlife or the way that you can be a funny-looking little bearded man and still end up with a wife who looks like a supermodel, he looks at some art and gets his bum out. It's the British way. The video's after the jump, along with a bonus video that thankfully hasn't got so many bums in it...
Now this is interesting. It's Simon Day - the funny one from The Fast Show who hasn't really done a lot apart from electricity adverts - advertising Sweden. In quite an odd way. Instead of discussing the nature or the nightlife or the way that you can be a funny-looking little bearded man and still end up with a wife who looks like a supermodel, he looks at some art and gets his bum out. It's the British way. The video's after the jump, along with a bonus video that thankfully hasn't got so many bums in it...
This Ad Will Make You Never Want to Drink Sprite Again
There is a new soft drink advert that is doing the rounds online. Most are claiming that the promotional video is taken from a banned German advertising campaign for Sprite. The commercial is ten kinds of gross. Thank heavens that wherever it comes from, it seems not to actually be on the air in any country. Watching this oral sex-based advert will make you never want to drink Sprite again. Well, Sprite or any other drink that even remotely has the consistency of semen. So that includes milk, eggnog and perhaps even Baileys.
There is a new soft drink advert that is doing the rounds online. Most are claiming that the promotional video is taken from a banned German advertising campaign for Sprite. The commercial is ten kinds of gross. Thank heavens that wherever it comes from, it seems not to actually be on the air in any country. Watching this oral sex-based advert will make you never want to drink Sprite again. Well, Sprite or any other drink that even remotely has the consistency of semen. So that includes milk, eggnog and perhaps even Baileys.
