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Awesome or Off-Putting: The Man With X-Ray Eyes

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Hecklerspray just bought 7 lead-lined safes and converted them into underpants.  Sure, our pants now look bulgy and perfectly square, but it’s [...]

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Strictly Come Dancing Final Live Blog!

by Michael Park

Fresh from the unparalleled success of our Young Apprentice live blog, hecklerspray are reluctant to announce our Strictly Come Dancing final brought to you by our regular Strictly columnist Jacki Evans and Michael Park, a man who has never seen Strictly Come Dancing before. Ever. Get your scorecards ready and remember that you can comment [...]

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HecklerPlay: Want To Get Drunk? Then Listen To Loud Music

by Matthew Laidlow

Here at hecklerspray, we love nothing more than a good rumour. It keeps us on our toes, and because we’re just a bunch of immature morons, we’ll often add an extra layer to a story. Sadly, some stuff is fact. So horribly correct and true that we can’t run away from it. Anyone who attends [...]

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Pop Promos: Duran Duran Put Old Women On Film

by Lauren Mullineaux

As it gets closer and closer to the date of doom when we have to write either a boringly predictable end of year music video list or put together a collection of hideously glittery over the top festive themed videos that look like they were all filmed in the Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two [...]

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Lana Del Ray’s Born To Die Merges Drip-Hop With Impressively Flat, Emotionless Singing! Hurray!

by Mof Gimmers

Lana Del Rey is the latest hot young thing that has a myriad of jaded twentysomethings tying their genitals in knots! She writes her own songs AND is kinda good looking! What a treat! What an unusual treat! Yep, pop music totally doesn’t have a habit of giving attractive people record deals, despite the negligible [...]

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The Young Apprentice Final Liveblog!

by Michael Park

It’s that most magical time of the year when Alan Sugar picks a child to mould into another of Amstrad’s robotic minions! We get to watch it happen live on TV as well! It’s great! Now, relax as Michael Park, Sophie Hall & Kris Silver guide through through the labyrinthian world of the Boardroom. Hecklerspray [...]

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Creased or Folded? Hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

by Michael Park

Your weekly round up of the news with more swearing and less sense of purpose. Creased = Bad. Folded = Good. Sometimes clarification is the spice of life. Folded Donald Glover – *blissfully ignores Pitchfork’s review* All I Want For Christmas Is… Err – Mariah Carey is http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-16073499. Hurricane Bawbag – The best named hurricane [...]

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HecklerPlay – Hecklerspray Sounds Of 2012

by Matthew Laidlow

While the end of year lists are still being published by various organisations, the BBC have already rubbed their publicly funded crystal ball to tell us what we’ll be listening to in 2012. Complied of supposed industry tastemakers (not us then), the list aims to tell us what new sounds will be creeping on to [...]

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Badvertising Christmas Special Part III: The Range & Their Staff Of Shuffling Morons

by Michael Park

Christmas is a time of giving and it’s also a time for making so much money that to view it all packed into one room would melt the mind of anyone from the working classes while simultaneously destabilising the economic security of a developing African country. Of course, anyone with 70 pence and a reasonable idea of [...]

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The Greatest Video Game Opening Sequences In The World Ever (Sort Of)

by Michael Park

A few weeks ago, Editor Mof bombarded you with some of the greatest music from the history of video games. He steered clear of some of the more obvious titles, sometimes favouring good soundtracks over good games. However, as technology in gaming marches on, leading us down ever more beautifully decorated linear corridors like lambs [...]

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