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Super Bowl 2012: Top 10 Super Bowl Moments

by hecklerspray staff

Ah the Super Bowl, the pinnacle of sporting exuberance and over celebration. And as it’s Super Bowl (or Superb Owl if you prefer), we’ll be running a series of specials to whet your whistles. In the words of Stanley Ralph Ross, so immortalised by Jim McKay “The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat”.  The [...]

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Trailer Park: Movie Previews And Rotten Popcorn

by Lauren Mullineaux

Films. Movies. Whatever you call them, they are still being released. They’re always being released. They’ll never stop being released. Surely, at some point, we’ll reach a time when we’ve got enough films. We only need so many, right? Anyway, until then, we’ve got to look at the newest flicks that are coming out. You [...]

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Dr Heckle & Mr Tweet: All The Week’s Best Celebrity Tweets And One From Ronan Keating

by Sophie Hall

Here at hecklerspray we like nothing more than the cold icy crevasse of hard work. Seriously, we don’t even whistle whilst. It really is like we are the cogs in the grinding mechanism of a distribution machine in the factory of universal contribution. The endearing, eccentric Rhys Ifans kind of ones, obv. But no, we [...]

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Hecklerscopes: Watch The Stars & You Will See Your Own Genitals

by Joanna Bolouri

Now it’s time for our weekly stroll through the astrological plane in our frighteningly accurate section called Hecklerscopes. Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) Your mum introduces you to your long lost identical twin. The resemblance is uncanny and all you can think is ‘Christ he’s ugly.’ Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) You’ll be pleased to know that your girlfriend [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Malaysia’s Diabolical Oily Men

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. You’re familiar with first world problems, right? Running out of mustard, the laundry room is all the way down in the basement [...]

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Pop Promos: Dog Wangs, Dancers And Douches

by Lauren Mullineaux

World events they’re fun aren’t they? Well no, not really, but hey at least you can now use IfIDie.net to record an ‘in-case of my accidentally on purpose death please avenge me to the bitter end’ video. Yes that a real thing now. Yes, it does seem like one of those fake adverts from Six Feet [...]

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WEBTHUMP vs. THE TUMBLR TRAWLER – Who Survives? You Decide!

by Michael Park

It’s that time of the week where you’d usually be reading hecklerspray’s look at the best that the whole wide internet has to offer. This week it’s different. This week things are going to get real. You see, at hecklerspray, we value your feedback. Given that 90% of the time “your feedback” is to aggressively [...]

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Dr Heckle & Mr Tweet: Movie Night With Aggros Santos & Les Dennis in Danger!

by Sophie Hall

Welcome back #friends, #romans and #teamfollowback! How the devil are you? Good. Good. Still beliebing? Us too. Yep. Despite it all. No, we didn’t do much for #Malickmonday either, we were too wiped out from #1Dmemories. Yeah, we know. Yeah, we must have used the whole tub of antiseptic wipes too. Boy, what a Friday [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: Gray Ghost Sits On A Baby’s Chest

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. Any haunting aficionado will tell you that there are three main kinds of ghosts; those of Christmas past, those of Christmas present [...]

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Badvertising: BT Infinity Teaches Us About Fate

by Michael Park

Pre-determination is something that the same fools who believe in superstition go in for in a big way. You might recognise it as fate or the ‘thundering approach to emotional and financial oblivion’. If you believe in fate then you probably married the first person who ever gave you an orgasm and are now woefully [...]

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