9 - That Channel 4 3D season. Not great, is it? – Watchwithmothers

8 - Kim Kardashian with her mouth taped up. Make the most of it, folks – AmyGrindhouse

7 - Boy, Chris Rock’s dinner parties sure sound fun - Monsters And Critics

6 - Holy crap. Olly Murs from X Factor did Deal Or No Deal once. Good job he’s better at doing godawful Jamiroquai impressions than he is at saying some numbers to a man with a crap beard, eh? – Interestment

5 – Literally everything you could ever wish to know about John Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever suit – Clothesonfilm

4 - A chair, floating into space. Marvellous – Asylum

3 - A list of the 30 greatest action figures from the 1980s. We had 11. Anyone care to beat that? – Gunaxin

2 – But who wants to see a teddy bear stitched together from a placenta? – ABC

1 - We may have said this many times before, but Robert Popper is possibly the best man who ever lived…

9 - Fingerless gloves: the critical re-evaluation – Interestment

8 - Things we’re now afraid of: getting trapped on an iceberg with three polar bears – Asylum

7 - This just in: bald bears are TERRIFYING – Geekology

6 – Shakira! Quick! Do something to your hair that’ll stop us fancying you quite as much! Good girl! – AmyGrindhouse

5 - Footage from the Concert For Care concert with Rob Brydon and that bald Irish bloke – Leapanywhere

4 – Vegetable Elvis Presley. You Heard – Domesticsluttery

3 - Because of the day that it is – YouTube

2 - Womanizer by Britney Spears, as sung by the French – Bestweekever

1 – Where’s today’s idiot? Oh, here he is…

9 – And now, for anyone who thinks that Nintendo Wiis aren’t creepy enough – Geekologie

8 – The Roots have missed their calling. Hip-hop’s gain is 1970’s MOR deep, deep loss – MyChemicalToilet

7 – What did Kim Kardashian dress up as for Halloween? What? A sort of prostitutey Disney princess? Get out of town – AmyGrindhouse

6 - Is Prince Of Persia going to be good or cack? Someone tell us - Popsugar

5 – Kate Winslet is definitely not the world’s most irritating actress, so don’t sue us please – PopEater

4 – What’s that? You’ve always wanted to buy a plaster cast of Tila Tequila’s boob? You’re in luck, you disgusting bloody pervert – Bestweekever

3 -Danielle Bux, she’s just like us (except she has to put up with Gary Lineker pawing at her boobs like some sort of gross big-eared zombie) - Interestment

2 - The name of this website explains everything you need to know - Hotchickswithfistsintheirmouths

1 - This is so adorable we think it just made us grow ovaries…

9 – Pamela Anderson in her knickers. You know, FOR ONCE – AmyGrindhouse

8 - And now, the most genuinely gruesome thing you will see all day - Geekologie

7 – All the best Windows 7 news you could ever want, if you want it – Interestment

6 - Here’s another Ian Dransfield podcast, for those of you who miss Ian Dransfield as much as we do – Play

5 - A picture from the new A-Team film which, incidentally, you probably shouldn’t get too excited about – Clothesonfilm

4 - The best and worst brothers in Hollywood, for your delectation – PopEater

3 - What’s better than a video of a birthday transvestite attacking a child a with pepper spray? That’s right, NOTHING – Nothingtoxic

2 - Why it’s our old friend Courage Wolf – Thechive

1 - Superman IV: The Quest For Peace was on TV this weekend, and it reminded us of what a glorious movie it is. Sit back and enjoy this obvious majesty…

9 – Jordan & Peter Andre: They’re still at it, you know – AmyGrindhouse

8 - Goodness. Our pals Interestment were on the telly this week. Look – BBC

7 - The Lovely Bones: good if you like to see Mark Wahlberg wearing clothes from the 1970s – ClothesOnFilm

6 – The Pixar lamp: what a bastard – BestWeekEver

5 – South America + Africa = GIANT DINOSAUR HEAD! - Geekologie

4 - When TV news captions go wrong – Buzzfeed

3 - This photo is entitled ‘Daddy Didn’t Hug Me’ – I Am Bored

2 - All the hot Strictly Come Dancing news, from the midget and the prostitutey one – Popsugar

1 – Next from Spike Jonze: Everybody Poops…

9 – Suri Cruise: adorable or just a liiiitle bit creepy? – Bestweekever

8 - A list about Arrested Development, which automatically makes it a very good list indeed - Interestment

7 - Some bloke we’ve never heard of says he’s better in bed than some woman we’ve never heard of says he is – AmyGrindhouse

6 - An entire podcast about Bruce Forsyth. You heard – WatchWithMothers

5 – A promise: this talking piano will be the most terrifying thing you’ll see all day – Geekologie

4 - A Chromeo widget that’ll keep you entertained for anything up to a minute – MyChemicalToilet

3 – Do you want to listen to songs from Cheryl Cole’s new album, even though they’re not particularly good? Well tough. Listen to them. LISTEN TO THEM – Popsugar

2 - It’s National Chocolate Week. So, you know, go and win some chocolate – DomesticSluttery

1 - Question: can a dustbin confuse idiots? Answer: well, yes, obviously…

9 – Here’s a frankly incredible music festival in London that you should all go to – Freshonthenet

8 - Important boot news - Interestment

7 - Like Doctor Who? Like Doctor Who enough to watch an entire video about its new logo? You do? You’re weird – Watchwithmothers

6 - Sign this petition and make an old man (Stu) very happy – 15andcounting

5 – Leona Lewis looks a bit like an expensive prostitute in a rainstorm on her new album cover - AmyGrindhouse

4 - GIGANTIC CUPCAKES! GIGANTIC CUPCAKES! – Bestweekever

3 – Amy Winehouse to go on Strictly Come Dancing and somehow make everything even worse – Popsugar

2 - Antisocial youth in action – Mychemicaltoilet

1 - You know that thing that you think bus drivers do when nobody is looking? Turns out that’s what they do. No, no that. The other thing…

9 - Here, have a pretty map of all 13,000 McDonalds branches in America – Geekologie

8 – What’s the highest level of smarm that you think Simon Cowell could ever achieve? Double it. Double it again. You’re still waaaay off – WWM

7 - Look, it’s a lovely teasmade - Interestment

6 – Paris Hilton staring at her own boobs with a sense of childlike wonder – AmyGrindhouse

5 – Courtney Love’s Twitter feed… DECODED! – PopEater

4 - Do you like Agas and polka dots? Well this is your lucky day! - Domesticsluttery

3 - Stuff about New Moon. Oh, pull yourself together - Popsugar

2 – Barack Obama and the Spanish goths – Bestweekever

1 – This is awesome, and you must watch it…

9 - Hands up who wants to see a trippy pool table? – Geekologie

8 - Even good things can make you sick, thinks Cheryl Cole – Mychemicaltoilet

7 – All the hippest trendy-bendies were at London Fancy Dress Week. See them here – Popsugar

6 – Here’s some sexy actresses with tatts – Interestment

5 - Learn to tell jokes like you’re on telly – Watchwithmothers

4 - Someone appears to be touching Katy Perry’s breasts who isn’t Katy Perry – Amy Grindhouse

3 – Frasier theme tune played backwards = some pretty creepy shiz. Check it out – Best Week Ever

2 - Lindsay Lohan, Debbie Harry, Daisy Lowe. But not as you know them… – Celebrity Clown Face

1 – You know, there was a time when it was totally fine for men to be men…

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9 - Dear Roger Federer: just what in the name of hell do you think you’re playing at? – Bestweekever

8 - Ever wondered what happened to dear old Ian Dransfield? Well here he is doing podcasts about computer game, the bloody GEEK – Play-Mag

7 – Horrific dance-based crimes, revealed in song – Mychemicaltoilet

6 - The first part of an epic ‘top 40 UK number ones’ list – Interestment

5 – Keith Floyd died yesterday. Here’s something respectfully fitting – Watchwithmothers

4 - Do you want to win some cupcakes? Oh, go on then - Domesticsluttery

3 - Second tennis video of the day: this time it’s of Serena Williams being a cock. BEING a cock, not HAVING a cock. That would be wildly offensive – Amygrindhouse

2 – Stuart Heritage tries to relate to teenagers, probably fails – Your-Life

1 - Dear Susan Boyle: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO…

9 - Man Vs Food: The best show in the history of the universe? – Watchwithmothers

8 - Podcasts you should like: Dark Beige – Darkbeige

7 - Introducing the frankly disturbing Celebrity Clown Face - Interestment 6 – Wisdom You Already Knew: NEVER let Rihanna tattoo you – Amy Grindhouse

5 - Apparently the PS4 might look a bit like a 1970s coffee table. Who knew? – Geekologie

4 - Here comes Jon & Kate Plus 8, the horrific eye-melting porno – Best Week Ever

3 - So, then, Shanice from the early 1990s. She’s doing well for herself – My Chemical Toilet

2 - Are you a student? Then you’ll need this, probably – Domestic Sluttery

1 - A video of a cat! On the internet! Surely this is a first!

9 - Him of Arrested Development. Playing tennis – Bestweekever

8 – Jon Gosselin + bikini models = MILD NAUSEA – PopEater

7 – Here’s a bunch of pretty famous women who were born at least a decade before us – Interestment

6 – Stuff about The Ashes. We’re topical if nothing else – Shoutingatcows

5 - More ‘Guess Who’ quizzes than you can shake a stick at. Literally – Popsugar

4 - Things That Were Apparently Invented On Purpose: The Pole-Dancing Kid’s Doll – Geekologie

3 – Chris Tarrant has the worst idea in the history of television – Watch With Mothers

2 – CARROT SOUP! – Domesticsluttery

1 – Remember: when a comedy mascot injures you, even his apologies are hilarious…

9 – It’s time to read your new favourite Portuguese-language celebrity blog! – Papelpop

8 - We’ll be delving into this year’s X Factor once we’ve built up a tolerance for it again. In the meantime, here’s this – Watchwithmothers

7 - Let’s play a game. If YOU had to replace the legs of a tortoise with a household item, what would YOU choose? – Best Week Ever

6 - Lady GaGa is injured, which is apparently bad – Amy Grindhouse

5 – KFC decide to invent the burger that will kill us all. Needless to say, we want one – Geekologie

4 - Why booze is excellent for you – Collegecandy

3 – Five genuinely inappropriate videos of kids singing an equally inappropriate song – Mychemicaltoilet

2 - How to make your bathroom look less like a manky old poohole – Domesticsluttery

1 - This is legitimately mindblowing…

9 - Dear BBC, last week you introduced the best character in the history of EastEnders. More of him please – Watch With Mothers

8 - If you want to rot in fairly close proximity to a fairly famous completely dead cadaver, and you have an eBay account, this is your lucky day – Scumbag Millionaire

7 – Rio Ferdinand in ‘likes music but is entirely self-unaware’ shock – My Chemical Toilet

6 - Some cool kids. Some frighteningly cool kids – Interestment

5 – Brad Pitt talks drugs in a way that’s far less interesting than we’ve made it sound – Amy Grindhouse

4 - A boy dancing in the Apple store, completely unaware that this is as good as his life is ever going to get – Best Week Ever

3 - This video takes a while to get going, but is absolutely worth your attention – Geekologie

2 – MERRY CHRISTMAS!! – Shouting At Cows

1 - This just in: Patrick Wolf is a bit of a cock…

9 - And now, the first step to having sex with a virtual reality prostitute – Geekologie

8 - OLD LADIES IN BIKINIS – Interestment

7 - Freecycling: why it is quite good - Shoutingatcows

6 - Robert Pattinson continues to work his ‘magic’. On Miley Cyrus. RUN! - Popsugar

5 - How to make a Tequila Sunrise to help you through this miserable, unending week – Domesticsluttery

4 - If EastEnders did Twitter – Watchwithmothers

3 – The saddest photo of a crying elephant stuck down a hole you’ll ever say – Bestweekever

2 – Don’t worry world, Jessica Simpson wasn’t killed in a Japanese earthquake – PopEater

1 – Oh Mr Belding, how nobody attacked you to death several years ago is way, way beyond us…