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Top Sexiest 20 Movie Babes That Could Kick The Crap Out Of You

by David Schwartz

Is it us or is there something strangely sexy about a girl who could also kick the living crap out of you? Just us, then? OK, so before we work on our issues with women, let us explain. Sure, in real life, the idea of a huge, 600 stone woman with a black belt in [...]

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Top 20 WTF Horror Movie Moments

by David Schwartz

Some horror movies really are shocking. Yep, they are that bad. But there are some that have contain genuine shocks – moments that really make your jaw drop and your toes genuinely curl. They are rare these days, admittedly. After decades of all kinds of horror movies, the ability to shock viewers has become harder [...]

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Top 15 Sexiest Doctor Who Companions

by David Schwartz

Sonic screwdrivers out – here’s the sexiest Doctor Who companions. And for those of you who thought the hottest creatures in the universe to follow the Doctor around before Billie Piper was the Daleks, we have some good news – the 953-year-old has been grooming young hotties for years. In fact, some are so sexy [...]

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Top 10 Fonzie Moments In Happy Days

by Mof Gimmers

Actor Tom Bosley, who you’ll know for his role as Mr Cunningham in long running ’70′s US sitcom Happy Days, has died at the age of 83. Sad times indeed. Round where hecklerspray grew up, he was more of a father to kids than their own dads were. Of course, Bosley was more than Mr [...]

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Top 15 Bad-Ass Deaths In Zombie Movies

by David Schwartz

Death and zombies, death and zombies – go together like a horse and carriage. Or so Frank Sinatra did not sing, ever. But he should have done, because they are a great combination. Like fish and chips or Madonna and the chronic desire to plunge nails into your eyes. Of course, that’s because zombies are [...]

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Top 12 Buddy Movies That Make You Feel Warm Inside

by David Schwartz

Today is your lucky day, kind readers, because Hecklerspray wants to be your buddies. Normally, Hecklerspray feels no such brotherly or sisterly love. In fact, normally we hate everyone. We are more than happy to sit in the pub nursing our pints and growling at anyone who so much as breathes in our direction. That’s [...]

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10 Guilty Displeasures Of The Movies

by Mof Gimmers

There’s been a pointless poll about films that are regarded to be guilty pleasures. Topping the list is Striptease, the ’96 Demi Moore film where she shows her terrifying boobs to the world while they all laugh. And of course, secretly enjoy it. Swordfish, House Of Wax and Carry On Cleo also made the cut [...]

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John: The Best Carpenter Since Jesus.

by Si Sharp

To celebrate the upcoming release of his new film ‘The Ward’*, hecklerspray would like to remind everyone of why John Carpenter is, on a good day, one of the greats. Liking John Carpenter is like being an Oasis fan- you still hope that the next release will capture those defining moments that made him/them so [...]

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Top 10 Ugly Celebrities (But None As Ugly As You)

by Steve Charnock

Celebrities. We love hating them. You do too if you were being honest with yourselves. In fact, you probably love the ones you hate more than the ones you love. So with that, let us poke some celebrities with a great big shitty stick for no reason at all. We’ll berate you while we’re at [...]

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Top 16 Drinking Movies

by David Schwartz

Beer is the cornerstone of society. In ancient England, people would place their settlements where the best hops grew. And of course, it’s the same all over Europe. And now, beer has been fine-tuned to something approaching real science – and that’s what we learned when we attended the World Draughtmasters Event when we were [...]

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