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Happy Easter! Embarrassing Songs For Jesus!

by Mof Gimmers

Poor ol ‘Jesus. He tried to set up a cool hippie commune where everyone loved their brother and sister and, well, the mentals got a hold of it and started a bunch of wars, sided with war criminals, got gays beaten up and raped children. Great. Just what Jesus Christ had in mind, right? As [...]

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Top 10 Wizards and Sorcerers

by hecklerspray staff

Wizards are great aren’t they? They get to wear those funny pointy hats and not get accused of being in some dreadful cult and, better yet, magic comes out of the end of their fingers! They’re like Siegfried and Roy, only without the accidental mauling by an albino tiger! And what has got us thinking [...]

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Top 10 Bromances

by hecklerspray staff

As time marches on, men are getting better are being in touch with their emotions. Kinda. Men haven’t perfected the emotional outpourings of many women, but they have progressed from handshakes to manhugs. The awkward pat on the back is almost a thing of the past as men embrace each other with glee and solidarity. [...]

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Top 10 YouTube Movie Parodies

by hecklerspray staff

Movies. They’re daft enough as it is, right? All those lovies and thesps taking themselves immensely seriously while playing make-believe for huge sums of money. It’s all rather cute isn’t it? Of course, when us humans aren’t watching films, we’re mocking them. Thanks to the internet, we can mock them in front of millions of [...]

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Top 10 Cops From TV And Film

by hecklerspray staff

While the police may kettle students now and then and generally stop us from doing fun stuff like joyriding Ferraris and running through the streets with no clothes on, for the main part, they’re a good bunch aren’t they? If it wasn’t for them, we’d probably all be dead or something. They also have really [...]

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Top 10 Popstar Posessions

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon once sang “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?” Well actually, we can’t. We love rockstars and the daft things that define them. What would Lady GaGa be without her myriad of oddball possessions? Natasha Bedingfield, that’s who… and no-one wanted her in the first place. And so, after seeing the little [...]

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Five Things Jeff Brazier Does Like Something Else

by Michael Park

If this article were a Facebook page, which it’s not and never will be, it would be called “That Awkward Moment When You Realise That Jeff Brazier Probably Describes Everything He Does With An Obscure Simile”. Naturally that would be without the minute attention to spelling and grammar that we have. We really did get [...]

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Ten Of The Best From The Sadly Departed John Barry

by Mof Gimmers

When the Oscars come ’round, they’re going to have to make a special place for the greatest musician to work in Hollywood – John Barry – who has sadly thrown off his mortal coil and gone off toward heaven, presumably, with a really great fanfare arranged for himself. He was 77. John Barry, a chap [...]

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Top 10 Badly Produced Records, Like, Ever!

by hecklerspray staff

Great songs can be spoiled by awful production and bad songs are made unbearable with awful sound. There’s millions of them out there, all making your ears’ life a misery and doing their best to make you wish you were deaf. Some of the greatest, most forward-thinking producers have been responsible for awful sounding records. [...]

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Top 5 Funniest Fake Celebrity Facebook Profiles

by Randy Figgins

Facebook is a hive of shameless narcissism and self promotion. No profile is complete without the painfully posed shots of people having that ‘crazy nyt owt dat woz totally mad n that LOL!’ Or status updates that mistake themselves for mid-80s standup and invariably begin with ‘what’s with…’, before trying too hard to make a [...]

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