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Top 10 Songs About Riots

by Mof Gimmers

We had to mention those riots that are currently going on in That London. As the hecklerspray hovel isn’t anywhere near the place, we can laugh and mercilessly hoot at how awful things have got down there. And while we plan a trip down next week for some cheap iPads and PS3 games, we’ve also [...]

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Ten Songs Paul McCartney Should Consider For Olympic Opening Ceremony

by Mof Gimmers

Paul McCartney is all set to headline the opening ceremony of London 2012 Olympic Games alongside other British music stars who probably aren’t nearly as good. Unless they get Girls Aloud on which would be amazing. The Beatle has told organisers of London 2012 he is “up for” playing at the opener, but which songs [...]

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We Look At The Reasons Why Glenn Beck Got Attacked By The People Of New York In A Park

by Mof Gimmers

Sometimes, one can only hope that Glenn Beck is the Republican version of Jon Stewart and that it was all one big joke we didn’t latch onto in good time… but there’s that gnawing feeling that he really does believe the beserk stuff he says. And it is his views that have seen him and [...]

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The Best And The Worst Movie Dates Teach Us How To Find Love

by Mof Gimmers

Dates may well be something of an American construct, but the world has embraced the notion of them, going out for dinner, watching a film or indeed, simply standing in a celebrity’s garden until they call the cops. The ubiquitous date is a thrilling, fraught experience. It could be the start of something wonderful! The [...]

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When Movie Directors Go Pop!

by hecklerspray staff

Directors don’t always limit themselves to making stupid films. Sometimes, they like nothing more than making a nice, 3 minute short while some band’s new record plays over the top. You might know this as a ‘promotional music video’. There’s a lot of them knocking about. And some seriously famous movie directors have tried their [...]

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Celebrating Power! Volkswagen Pull Down A Chimney For A Laugh!

by hecklerspray staff

Strength! Something that is always to be admired, right? We like our toilet paper to be strong enough to hold fruit while under a running tap and we really appreciate old Atlas holding the Earth up for us so we don’t plummet through space toward an icy death. Naturally, with great strength comes huge responsibility. [...]

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The Reverse Midas Touch: Lessons In Bad Fortune

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Bad luck. Everyone gets bad luck. However, there are some people who are desperately unlucky and get barrows of misfortune after living the high life. Once you get to the top, there’s an awfully long way to drop. And sometimes, bad luck is tied in with good luck. Look at King Midas. Everything he touched [...]

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Rap Tutorial: Learn From The Slowest Rappers Of All Time

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Rapping isn’t easy. Your average hip-hop track has an album’s worth of words, which across the whole of a hip-hop long player, is an astonishing amount of lyrics and themes to tackle. The best switch between styles, influenced by reggae toasters, jazz scats and some even invent their own envelope to push. However, there’s a [...]

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Lucozade Make Us Think Of Best Trios Ever

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Three. It’s a special number isn’t it? It is saucier than two, despite people saying that it’s a ‘crowd’. What the devil is wrong with a crowd? Nothing. Crowds are fun. Anyway, there’s a plethora of fine trios in the world which make us very happy. And why are we talking about threesomes (stop being [...]

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The Evian Babies Are Back And Making Us Think Of Other Performing Children!

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Remember those Evian babies? They skated, danced and clung onto a wire mesh fence like they were performing adults… in nappies? Remember those guys? Well, they’re back – kinda – with a new dance routine, only this time, with adult heads. Okay, that might sound a bit terrifying, but this isn’t some kind of Fly-style [...]

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