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Rap Tutorial: Learn From The Slowest Rappers Of All Time

by admin

Rapping isn’t easy. Your average hip-hop track has an album’s worth of words, which across the whole of a hip-hop long player, is an astonishing amount of lyrics and themes to tackle. The best switch between styles, influenced by reggae toasters, jazz scats and some even invent their own envelope to push. However, there’s a [...]

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Lucozade Make Us Think Of Best Trios Ever

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Three. It’s a special number isn’t it? It is saucier than two, despite people saying that it’s a ‘crowd’. What the devil is wrong with a crowd? Nothing. Crowds are fun. Anyway, there’s a plethora of fine trios in the world which make us very happy. And why are we talking about threesomes (stop being [...]

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The Evian Babies Are Back And Making Us Think Of Other Performing Children!

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Remember those Evian babies? They skated, danced and clung onto a wire mesh fence like they were performing adults… in nappies? Remember those guys? Well, they’re back – kinda – with a new dance routine, only this time, with adult heads. Okay, that might sound a bit terrifying, but this isn’t some kind of Fly-style [...]

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Happy Easter! Embarrassing Songs For Jesus!

by Mof Gimmers

Poor ol ‘Jesus. He tried to set up a cool hippie commune where everyone loved their brother and sister and, well, the mentals got a hold of it and started a bunch of wars, sided with war criminals, got gays beaten up and raped children. Great. Just what Jesus Christ had in mind, right? As [...]

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Top 10 Wizards and Sorcerers

by hecklerspray staff

Wizards are great aren’t they? They get to wear those funny pointy hats and not get accused of being in some dreadful cult and, better yet, magic comes out of the end of their fingers! They’re like Siegfried and Roy, only without the accidental mauling by an albino tiger! And what has got us thinking [...]

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Top 10 Bromances

by hecklerspray staff

As time marches on, men are getting better are being in touch with their emotions. Kinda. Men haven’t perfected the emotional outpourings of many women, but they have progressed from handshakes to manhugs. The awkward pat on the back is almost a thing of the past as men embrace each other with glee and solidarity. [...]

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Top 10 YouTube Movie Parodies

by hecklerspray staff

Movies. They’re daft enough as it is, right? All those lovies and thesps taking themselves immensely seriously while playing make-believe for huge sums of money. It’s all rather cute isn’t it? Of course, when us humans aren’t watching films, we’re mocking them. Thanks to the internet, we can mock them in front of millions of [...]

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Top 10 Cops From TV And Film

by hecklerspray staff

While the police may kettle students now and then and generally stop us from doing fun stuff like joyriding Ferraris and running through the streets with no clothes on, for the main part, they’re a good bunch aren’t they? If it wasn’t for them, we’d probably all be dead or something. They also have really [...]

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Top 10 Popstar Posessions

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon once sang “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?” Well actually, we can’t. We love rockstars and the daft things that define them. What would Lady GaGa be without her myriad of oddball possessions? Natasha Bedingfield, that’s who… and no-one wanted her in the first place. And so, after seeing the little [...]

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Five Things Jeff Brazier Does Like Something Else

by Michael Park

If this article were a Facebook page, which it’s not and never will be, it would be called “That Awkward Moment When You Realise That Jeff Brazier Probably Describes Everything He Does With An Obscure Simile”. Naturally that would be without the minute attention to spelling and grammar that we have. We really did get [...]

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