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Athletics Is Stupid

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a lot of big talk from people about the London 2012 Olympics, not to mention some dumb track meet that’s been on the television recently, presented by various children’s TV presenters. What’s the fuss? Seriously – athletics is the stupidest thing ever. All that running around and throwing things at an innocent field. For [...]

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Disgusting Floral Gifts For Ungrateful Madonna

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna is so far removed from society, that even small gifts from us plebs make her angry. Gestures are just not enough, as we’re supposed to know exactly what she likes or else we’ll incur her stupid, pointless wrath. We saw this yesterday on these pages as she turned her aged nose up at a [...]

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Google’s Doodle Reminds Us Why Queen And Freddie Mercury Were Awful

by Mof Gimmers

For reasons we don’t rightly care about, Queen and Freddie Mercury have been honoured with a Google Doodle. It probably marks the first time Fred avoided a dentist appointment. Either way, this tribute only serves to remind us of why Queen are such a loathsome group. And there’s a lot… A LOT… to dislike about [...]

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Madonna Has A New Film Out Which Will Be Rubbish (Here’s Why)

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna. She made a lot of great pop records. A LOT. She’s a successful business woman (when she’s not setting up failed gyms in Mexico) and owns a record label that launched another bunch of stars. However, one thing she never got right was the movies. Not that this has stopped her from releasing a [...]

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Top 10 Adam Buxton Videos

by Mof Gimmers

Are you aware of who Adam Buxton is? That’s right! He’s one half of Adam & Joe! He’s that funny bloke with the beard who you can never remember the name of who did that cool thing that time! He’s part man, part meme. And, as he’s always putting new videos out and continually up [...]

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Nick Ashford’s Best Tunes (RIP)

by Mof Gimmers

Another stinkin’ obituary here, this time, legendary songwriter Nick Ashford who joins Jerry Leiber amongst the choir invisible who are now going to have one helluva songwriting duo working for them now. Ashford was half of the legendary Motown songwriting duo Ashford & Simpson who penned more astonishing songs than you’ve had hot dinners. Together, [...]

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Jerry Leiber’s Best Songs (RIP)

by Mof Gimmers

You may or may not have heard of Jerry Leiber, but he’s just died and that’s bad because he’s one of the most brilliant people to have ever existed in that hellish world known as the music industry. Alongside Mike Stoller, Jerry wrote some of the best records ever cut to wax. And so, instead [...]

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Here’s What Will Go Wrong At Kim Kardashian’s Wedding [video]

by Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian is getting married or something and of course, like all awful brides, she’ll be planning everything in such detail that it couldn’t ever hope to go as she plans. Which is good, because that’s an allegory for marriage itself or some hokey fluff like that. She’s getting married to some berk called Kris [...]

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Top 10 James Bond Parodies

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Have you heard the news that Mike Myers has pretty much signed up to star in a fourth Austin Powers film? We’re legally obliged to say ‘Groovy baby’ here or someone from a big Hollywood studio will leak our sex tape. The Commie bastards. Anyway, Myers isn’t the first person to rip-off Bond in [...]

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Vladimir Putin Is Much, Much Better Than You [Videos]

by Mof Gimmers

You. You’re a massive wimp. Why? Because we’re all wimps when compared to the most immense man the world has ever seen! We are, of course, talking about walking deity, Vladimir Putin! There’s nothing that ol’ Pute can’t do. Seriously. If there was a sex-tape leaked starring him, it would be so impressive that our [...]

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