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Zelda, Mario, Toejam & Earl? What’s The Best Video Game Music Ever?

by Mof Gimmers

Whether you like it or not, the vast majority of the world is made up of people who play video games in one way or another. Yet bafflingly, they’re still seen as a lesser cousin to the pop culture’s big three of music, movies and TV. This surely has to stop? Anyway, with a lovely [...]

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Hecklerspray’s Top 10 Most Underwhelming “Sexy” Hallowe’en Costumes

by Michael Park

When we make lists, they’re usually pretty easy to do. You just take your own opinion of something, prioritise it and throw it in an article without giving the consequences much thought. As such, we still have people arguing the toss (pun intended) over our ‘Top’ Sci-Fi babes & newscasters. Of course, some lists aren’t [...]

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The Real Actors Who Should Play Steve Jobs In A Biopic

by Matthew Laidlow

Apple geeks around the world were united in grief last week when Apple announced that Steve Jobs had suffered a fatal 404 error and couldn’t be restarted. Whilst a replacement for Steve Jobs had already been secured so Apple can dominate the market with sleek and flashy products that’ll require a replacement six months later, [...]

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Top Ten Bond Themes

by Robin Darke

With the news that Adele (her again!) is like, totes, going to write and release the theme for the new Bond film, us handsome devils at hecklerspray are going to take a look at the Top Ten Bond themes. So get comfy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to agree with every single one [...]

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10 British TV Shows Stolen From America

by hecklerspray staff

Americans just can’t seem to get enough British TV at the moment. Sherlock, Life on Mars, Antiques Roadshow, Outnumbered, Footballers’ Wives, Celebrity Fit Club, Richard Blackwood’s Renaissance Showdown – they’ll remake practically anything it seems, even British programmes that they’ve already remade. First Britain created Pop Idol. Then America snapped it up. Then Britain created [...]

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George Harrison’s 10 Best Songs

by Mof Gimmers

Argue all you want, but there’s absolutely no denying that George Harrison is the coolest of The Beatles. John and Paul fought it out for best songwriter while George slid into effortless cool, taking it easy and releasing records as and when he pleased. How cool was George? He faced everything with a shrug. The [...]

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Top 7 Non-Humans We Really Shouldn’t Want To Do It With, But We Do

by Si Sharp

Here at hecklerspray we have so much sweet love to give, that there’s not enough humans to satisfy our seemingly unquenchable libido. Sure we’ve considered bestiality but we are sticklers for social etiquette and we’ve heard that being balls deep in a penguin is something of a no-no. So far the closest we’ve come was [...]

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Star Wars Hottest Women!

by Mof Gimmers

George Lucas has got everyone thinking about Star Wars again, what with him re-releasing it for the millionth time and, better yet, still tinkering around with it in a bid to utterly infuriate absolutely everyone who loves the films. Well done George. So while Lucas meddles, we fiddle. This means we started thinking about the [...]

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Kate Bush Prompts The Question: Who Are The Laziest People In Music?

by Mof Gimmers

Kate Bush is releasing an album and everyone is getting very, very excited. It’ll be out in November and will be called 50 Words For Snow. A Christmas album no less. How very, very thrilling. That said, it may as well be called ’50 Words For Lazy’ as Kate isn’t exactly known to have a [...]

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If Marty McFly’s Trainers Are Real, Then What Other Fictional Products Do We Need?

by Mof Gimmers

Back in ’89, Back to the Future 2 premiered on cinema screens and everyone went wild for hoverboards and his Nike Air Mag. As hoverboards aren’t likely to hit production anytime soon, Nike seem to be toying with the idea of releasing the sneakers to the world. Wise move. You’ll get ironic buyers and people [...]

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