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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Cool uncle and embarrassing aunt. Folded: The Chase from Midnight Express – Club Version (very Berlin. Then again you could remix Giorgio Moroder's alarm clock and make a decent track) Films on the telly (why are they always more fun than putting on a DVD?) Be miserable (doctor’s orders) Donut Drake in Uncharted 2 (such a laugh climbing on the wrecked train ...
MySpace Trawl – One Little Plane
Yee-haw kids, its reality pop star season, so what does that mean? It means that anyone who’s got an ounce of talent in their blood is going to get ignored. Money-making mass-produced rubbish will take over and make us all believe it's the best thing since the last reality show winner from the previous month. So ...
WEBTHUMP! November 4 2009
10 - Here, have a story about bat-centric oral sex - Slantedscience 9 - And now, for anyone who thinks that Nintendo Wiis aren't creepy enough - Geekologie 8 - The Roots have missed their calling. Hip-hop's gain is 1970's MOR deep, deep loss - MyChemicalToilet 7 - What did Kim Kardashian dress up as for Halloween? What? A sort of prostitutey Disney princess? Get out of town - AmyGrindhouse
Top 30 Hottest Ever Sports Illustrated Swimwear Models
We love Sports Illustrated swimwear models here at hecklerspray. Sure, we like looking at the pictures of beautiful girls but we also like to think they are performing an important role of getting more people interested in swimming. Well, put it this way, nothing has made us more interested in the breaststroke than the thought of a lovely girl in a tight-fitting bikini. OK, enough of the terrible jokes and roll on the pictures of half-naked women...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Right and wrong. Folded: Flashback by Calvin Harris (the definition of a ditty. Annoy yourself for liking it) Halloween: Vampires (only really frightening if you fear teenagers) Burger King ‘Tub Burger’ (or ‘Windows 7’ according to the PR. Looks delicious) Zombieland (shouldn’t be compared to Shaun of the Dead, but it will be. Plus, whisper it, it might be funnier too) Give in ...
MySpace Trawl – Mike D Chill
This is so ghetto that the fierce rhymes and raw beats have physically hurt our stomachs. Mike D Chill wants our pussy every day and every night, he wants it because it’s so damn tight. Well Mr Mike D Chill, the joke is on you. We don’t have female genitalia. The only penetrable organ we have is our bumhole. And even then ...
Halloween: The Nine Creepiest Puppets Of All Time
Halloween seems to have lost its bite lately. What's scary about a couple of children with sheets on their heads asking for confectionery? Nothing. So how can we make Halloween scary again? Simple - puppets. Puppets and dolls are easily the scariest thing in the entire world. Look at them, staring at you with their cold, dead eyes. They're terrifying. And we're pretty sure they all come to life at night and watch you sleep. Seriously, 9's released today and that little doll thing freaks us out. So in the spirit of Halloween we've decided to compile the definitive list of culture's creepiest, freakiest, most uncomfortably nightmarish puppets. Enjoy. And sleep well tonight...
WEBTHUMP! 28 October 2009
10 - Dyson's Air Multiplier: clearly amazing, but its explanation doesn't half make us feel thick - YouTube 9 - Pamela Anderson in her knickers. You know, FOR ONCE - AmyGrindhouse 8 - And now, the most genuinely gruesome thing you will see all day - Geekologie 7 - All the best Windows 7 news you could ever want, if you want it - Interestment
