How ready are you for some more Eurovision betting odds? Quite ready? Oh, that’s enough.
Although we’re often quite disparaging about the Eurovision Song Contest, it’s impossible to deny the impact that it has on its winners. Like the woman who won it last year. You know who we’re talking about. That woman. The woman with the song. You remember. She’s massive now.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Israel, with help from Paddy Power…
Get ready for another big fat slice of delicious Eurovision betting odds, please.
Have you ever harboured a desire to compete in the Eurovision Song Contest, but can’t because you’re a spangle-addicted toddler? Well fret no more - the Junior Eurovision Song Contest is here! Well not here exactly, but in Cyprus in November. If you’re a taste-deficient child or a slightly creepy adult, now’s your chance to shine. Make us proud kids.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Ireland, with help from Paddy Power…
Eurovision betting odds time again. Smile!
We’re pushing onto the halfway point of these Eurovision betting odds, and you’re probably starting to get an idea about the songs you like and the songs you don’t like. But what id every song you hear from this year’s Eurovision Song Contest enrages you because it’s not as good as last year? Well then, you need the official 2007 Eurovision Song Contest album. All the hits are there - Vampires Are Alive by DJ Bobo, Push The Button by Teapacks, Liubi, Liubi, I Love You by Todomondo. It’s the perfect soundtrack to the slow realisation that your life hasn’t moved on one jot in an entire year!
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Iceland, with help from Paddy Power…
Welcome to a brand new week of Eurovision betting odds. Look! We’re at the H countries - only another 18 letters to go and we’re done! Exciting!
And, as the Eurovision Song Contest creeps closer and closer, more and more Eurovision secrets are starting to tumble out. This year, for example, Montenegro is breaking with voting tradition. Instead of being judged by a panel or the public, the country’s Eurovision voting will be done by a giant floating head that can only communicate with dolphins. True story.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Hungary, with help from Paddy Power…
It’s the end of another week - let’s celebrate that with some Eurovision betting odds! Yes, we know we celebrate everything with Eurovision betting odds, but be quiet.
Usually at this point we’d fill you in on the latest Eurovision news to have happened, but not today. That’s because nothing very Eurovisiony has happened today. Nothing at all. We know. We’re upset too. Somehow, though, we think we’ll all be OK.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Greece, with help from Paddy Power…
Hey kids! Did you hear the news about the catastrophic earthquake that’s set to hit California within the next 20 years, decimating the population? That means gigantic natural disasters are back, baby!
And so let’s exploit all this impending misery with a natty online game - Volcano! In Volcano you have to lay down a pipeline that’ll transport gallons of red-hot magma from one place to another safely. Fail to complete the pipeline in the allotted time and the magma will spew out all over your nice new trousers. And, as any good good housewife will tell you, it’s a bitch trying to get magma stains out of a nice pair of slacks.
We’ve got more Eurovision betting odds now. But don’t worry - we’re not even halfway through them yet.
You’re probably wondering what the stage in the Eurovision Song Contest will look like. You might not think you are, but you are. And now we know. It’s blue. And it’s got devil horns. Join us again tomorrow for more equally fascinating Eurovision information!
But now, here are the Eurovision betting odds for Germany, with help from Paddy Power…
Eurovision betting odds time again. Don’t pretend you’re not excited - you’re fooling nobody.
And, as Eurovision approaches, the knock-on effect of being part of the contest itself is already being felt across Europe. The Swedish song is number one in Sweden, the Finnish act’s album reached number one, Belgium’s song got to number one and Andy Abraham from the UK got to… oh. Never mind. Still a month to go, eh?
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Georgia, with help from Paddy Power…
Time for some more Eurovision betting odds - the only way to make money from Eurovision that doesn’t involve selling your internal organs to hungry Serbs.
But first, an open plea - if anyone reading this is involved in the London Eurovision preview party scheduled for the end of the month, send us some tickets. We really want to go. OK, ‘really’ is a strong word. We’d quite like to go. Actually that’s still a bit of an exaggeration. We wouldn’t like to go at all. But we like tickets. Get on it, Eurovision people.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for FYR Macedonia, with help from Paddy Power…
What better way than to start a new week than by launching straight into some more of your favourite Eurovision betting odds?
Well, how about this - there’s now an official Eurovision karaoke competition for you to enter, too. Eurovision and Youtube have got together and the result is the Eurovision Be A Winner contest, where fans can send in videos of themselves performing this year’s Eurovision songs. If you enter this, please send us a link to your video. We want to know what your face looks like so we can make sure never to talk to you again, you see.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for France, with help from Paddy Power…
Who’s up for another helping of Eurovision betting odds? Really? Not even if we ask nicely?
Well, for the crazy Eurovision nuts remaining, we’ve got some quite exciting news for you - this year sees the introduction of the first official commemorative Eurovision coin! Exciting, huh? With the Eurovision logo on one side and the word ‘Eurovision’ on the other, the official Eurovision coin makes the perfect gift. It’s not legal tender, but that won’t stop you from trying to slice people in half by dropping it off a skyscraper, right?
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Finland, with help from Paddy Power…
Here comes another helping of Eurovision betting odds, and you’d better be blimmin’ ready.
But you’re probably thinking ‘what use is the Eurovision Song Contest if the contestants can’t secure some long-lasting fame from it. What can they do to make this happen?’ And the answer is perfume. This week the Georgian Eurovision hopeful has launched her own line of perfumes to help ‘convey her inner essense’. Early reports suggest that it smells of pigshit and cabbages.
Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Estonia, with help from Paddy Power…
