In which hecklerspray's resident agony uncle Dennis Norden solves your problems. Having trouble and don't know where to turn? Send your questions to Dennis at the usual email address.

Dear Dennis,

I know this may sound a little odd, but I think I have serious intimacy issues. I'm with a guy at the moment - the longest relationship I've ever had

In which we celebrate the return of hecklerspray's resident agony uncle Dennis Norden. Take it away, Denster...

Dear Dennis,

I sometimes wonder if there's any point in living. I mean - seriously, take a look at the world we inhabit. Disease, corruption, injustice, famine, heartbreak... the list goes on and on. How can anybody even get up in the

Dear Dennis,

I think I'm falling apart. I'm so desperately lonely and tired. My love life is a mess - no woman will even look at me. My career is a joke and I feel like a failure. Every night I pray my torment will end. I'm so unhappy. Can you please help? Please?

John, Northampton

Dennis replies:

I've always said that in the land

Dear Dennis,

Last week me and my boyfriend Dave were out drinking with his best mate, Rob. We all had way too much to drink and Dave and me ended up getting into a blazing row, with him storming off.

I was really mad and determined that he wasn’t going to spoil my fun as usual, and Rob was up for staying