Creased Or Folded
Folded means the things we like this week. Creased means the things we don’t.
Folded:
In life, everything good is Folded, like paper money and lovely clean towels. However, everything bad in life is Creased, like waste paper and the face of that awful tosser Gordon Ramsey. Here's what's up and down this week: Folded:
Stupid baby names (First Moses and now Suri; top that, Brangelina) Ruth Badger (So fearsome that she should replace ...
Assault on Precinct 13 has a great soundtrack (folded). Assault on Precinct 13 - the remake, doesn’t (creased).Still a fun movie though. Folded: New Honda Civic (seeing more about now. Nicely anti-retro looking) Abi Harding (the best thing about The Zutons, who are rather ace anyway) Bloggers Awards (it’s about time) Sean Lock (non-bullshit, non-surrealist snappy wit) Crazy by Gnarls Barkley ...
Anybody else realise that Tangerine Dream predated Kraftwerk by three years? Folded if you think that’s a good thing, Creased if you don’t. Shrug your shoulders if you don't care either way.
Folded:
EA (with The Godfather, it really is 'in the game'. Still like the early John Madden games best though) Channel Four News (best news programme in the world. We ...
We ain’t got no stinkin’ badges (bad, Creased). But we have got lots of money (good, Folded).
In other news...
Folded:
Drea De Matteo (deserves better than Joey) Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs (do the kids still say cool?) The Games (funny this year. Maybe because everyone is so shit) Gary Glitter’s P-Plan (dirty bastard and all that, ...
We have a new dog, a little Westie about nine weeks old. We were thinking of calling him Pip (that’s Folded), but some sorry soul has suggested Jazz (that would be Creased).
Why do people talk at all sometimes?
Folded:
Jaime Pressly from My Name is Earl (white trash is the new cover girl) Tsotsi (don’t be a gay pirate, see it ...
Folded is for what we’re loving this week (eg: parcels in the post), Creased is for what we’re not (eg: grammar and good English).
Folded:
Cardboard movie cut-outs (ask for them in supermarkets, say they are for div kids and they let you take them home!) Chappelle's Show (should be on the curriculum) Kidulthood (panic at The Daily Mail!) ...
We likes our clothes Folded, not Creased. Toot, toot!
Folded:
Hope of the States (we rate them, so you should too) New Series of 24 (Jack’s back and this time he’s receding) Paparazzi (if they couldn’t sell the pictures they wouldn’t take them. If you really want to get rid of the snappers stop buying Heat) Rap and strings ...
