Creased Or Folded
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Pounds and pence. Folded: Starting university (if you’re going you should have gone last week. Hope you’re enjoying yourselves) Sugababes split! (well one of them leaves and another joins, but it’s a start) Picnics (okay so it’s getting a bit cold now, but there is no better way to spend forty quid on food you have to make yourself. It’s rewarding or ...
Pounds and pence. Folded: Starting university (if you’re going you should have gone last week. Hope you’re enjoying yourselves) Sugababes split! (well one of them leaves and another joins, but it’s a start) Picnics (okay so it’s getting a bit cold now, but there is no better way to spend forty quid on food you have to make yourself. It’s rewarding or ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Bad times... 'The Swizzle’ (put Road House on and remember Patrick Swayze in the worst at his best. “My way... or the highway”) Put this in front of any url (why? Because laughing at Kanye West is fun) Troy Kennedy Martin (died this week and he wrote the screenplay for The Italian Job, so that’s definitely earned him a ...
Bad times... 'The Swizzle’ (put Road House on and remember Patrick Swayze in the worst at his best. “My way... or the highway”) Put this in front of any url (why? Because laughing at Kanye West is fun) Troy Kennedy Martin (died this week and he wrote the screenplay for The Italian Job, so that’s definitely earned him a ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
In and Out. Folded: The Beatles: Rock Band (Your Social Life: Over) Mean Creek (on TV last week at stupid-o-clock. Thoughtful bully bashing drama with decent performances from its young cast) Trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony is online (it’s very funny and Xbox 360 owners are very lucky) Big Brother has finished (and nearly for good, ...
In and Out. Folded: The Beatles: Rock Band (Your Social Life: Over) Mean Creek (on TV last week at stupid-o-clock. Thoughtful bully bashing drama with decent performances from its young cast) Trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony is online (it’s very funny and Xbox 360 owners are very lucky) Big Brother has finished (and nearly for good, ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Naked and bare feet, naked and socks. Folded: Batman: Arkham Asylum (most immersive game since GTA IV. If we did stars we’d give it five) Susan Sarandon for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps ...
Naked and bare feet, naked and socks. Folded: Batman: Arkham Asylum (most immersive game since GTA IV. If we did stars we’d give it five) Susan Sarandon for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Happy and sad. Folded: Emeli Sande (criminally not in the video for Diamond Rings by Chipmunk despite doing all the singing. Buy her stuff anyway, it’s grrrr and soulful) Benefit Busters on Channel 4 (all hilarious but ‘in conversation with Emma’ was comedy moment ...
Happy and sad. Folded: Emeli Sande (criminally not in the video for Diamond Rings by Chipmunk despite doing all the singing. Buy her stuff anyway, it’s grrrr and soulful) Benefit Busters on Channel 4 (all hilarious but ‘in conversation with Emma’ was comedy moment ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Thumbs up and down for this week. Folded: Inglourious Basterds (nothing like you’re expecting) World’s Strongest Man on Fiver (ever seen a human being go pop before? Well, you might on here) Revisit Dance Wiv Me (a year on and the video is still hilarious: Dizzee Rascal at the school disco, Calvin Harris as the trendy sixth form tutor behind the bar. All that’s missing is Dizzee’s dad showing up and dragging him home for not loading the dishwasher) Linen (best fabric ever. You can sit around in it all day; it’s supposed to be creased) Rick Edwards (okay we got it wrong before, this guy is pretty funny) Creased: Inglourious Basterds (nothing like you’re expecting) Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (‘evacuate’ should never be in any song. It makes you think of evacuating your bowels. No-one wants to do that when they’re dancing) Processed meat (this week’s cancer giver. Guess that means those of us who grew up on the stuff in our lunchboxes are screwed then. Cheers) Lack of subtitles on some video games (turning the volume up isn’t an option. We don’t all live in our parents' house, some of us have angry neighbours with too much time on their hands and easily access matches to worry about) Men over 40 in mod cars (it’s always either a Focus or Impreza and never, ever, with the original paintwork)
Thumbs up and down for this week. Folded: Inglourious Basterds (nothing like you’re expecting) World’s Strongest Man on Fiver (ever seen a human being go pop before? Well, you might on here) Revisit Dance Wiv Me (a year on and the video is still hilarious: Dizzee Rascal at the school disco, Calvin Harris as the trendy sixth form tutor behind the bar. All that’s missing is Dizzee’s dad showing up and dragging him home for not loading the dishwasher) Linen (best fabric ever. You can sit around in it all day; it’s supposed to be creased) Rick Edwards (okay we got it wrong before, this guy is pretty funny) Creased: Inglourious Basterds (nothing like you’re expecting) Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (‘evacuate’ should never be in any song. It makes you think of evacuating your bowels. No-one wants to do that when they’re dancing) Processed meat (this week’s cancer giver. Guess that means those of us who grew up on the stuff in our lunchboxes are screwed then. Cheers) Lack of subtitles on some video games (turning the volume up isn’t an option. We don’t all live in our parents' house, some of us have angry neighbours with too much time on their hands and easily access matches to worry about) Men over 40 in mod cars (it’s always either a Focus or Impreza and never, ever, with the original paintwork)
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Uppers and downers. Folded: Sky HD (in full 1080p it really is the way forward. Even those programmes about massive tractors moving prairie houses look good) Mesrine: Public Enemy Number One (gangster movie of the year) Desperate Romantics (like x-rated Carry On. High wenchy babe factor) Lynx Fever deodorant (smells better than sweat) The Kevin Bishop Show (Gok’s his ace ...
Uppers and downers. Folded: Sky HD (in full 1080p it really is the way forward. Even those programmes about massive tractors moving prairie houses look good) Mesrine: Public Enemy Number One (gangster movie of the year) Desperate Romantics (like x-rated Carry On. High wenchy babe factor) Lynx Fever deodorant (smells better than sweat) The Kevin Bishop Show (Gok’s his ace ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s half full and half empty. Folded: Moon (strange Sam Rockwell, watchable as ever) Plaid shirts (classic style anonymity. Buy a padded one to look like a window cleaner) When Eight Bells Toll (the youngest you’ve ever seen Anthony Hopkins. If you’re off sick this is bound to be on Film4. It’ll really pass the time too) Omega Seamaster watch ...
This week’s half full and half empty. Folded: Moon (strange Sam Rockwell, watchable as ever) Plaid shirts (classic style anonymity. Buy a padded one to look like a window cleaner) When Eight Bells Toll (the youngest you’ve ever seen Anthony Hopkins. If you’re off sick this is bound to be on Film4. It’ll really pass the time too) Omega Seamaster watch ...
