Brace Yourself, World: Paris Hilton Wants Babies
The Simple Life all but proved that Paris Hilton will be a bad mother - she can’t even photocopy, so what’s stopping her from dropping a baby down the toilet?
However, little things like common sense and concern for the future of humanity don’t matter to Paris Hilton, which is why she’s told People that she’s desperate to have children.
Don’t be too alarmed by Paris Hilton’s claims, though - if she does have a baby it’ll be an interesting genetic experiment - in four short generations the Hilton family has gone from billionaire hotel chain founder to Paris Hilton, so if our charts are right the fifth generation will mostly resemble the mutant teleported dog from the beginning of The Fly 2.













