Big Brother Betting

Question: What's a Big Brother house without a borderline-deranged angry misogynist and a floppy-haired twonk who meows to himself?

Answer: We're about to find out now that Victor and Liam have been evicted from the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house. In a single stroke on Friday, two of the most befuddlingly watchable housemates were wiped out - one because he clearly hated women so much that he made Arthur Schopenhauer look like a cuddly feminist and the other because he fucking meows to himself. How will the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house cope without Victor and Liam? Oh, don't pretend that you care.

Nominations got done yesterday, and we'll let you know about those later in the week, but for now, who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Latoya and Jay, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is over halfway through and only one housemate has been evicted so far - that clearly won't do.

So let's hear it for tonight's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack when not one but two of the whiny buggers are going to be chucked out and get instantly demoted from 'on telly' to 'talented youngster.' But which two? Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam all face the chop, but we've got all the eviction information you need right here. Well, not here. After the jump. Shut up.

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Victor and Liam, with help from Paddy Power…

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So Big Brother has spoken - and not even Big Brother, an ancient shiny skull with a raspy New York accent - and we know who's up for eviction this week.

As we told you yesterday, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates facing eviction tomorrow night are Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam. Sadly two of them have to go in a double eviction - it's sad because they all can't - but who's it going to be? Rubbishly, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction betting odds haven't gone online yet, so we're going to give you each nominated housemate's betting odds to win, and you can work it all out backwards yourselves. Yes?

Good - so here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has just lined up another four schmucks for eviction - Victor, Jeremy, Emilia and Liam.

Come Friday, one of those poor kids will be out of the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house. But who? Bendy girl? Her idiot brother? The monotone racing driver? Liam? Liam, obviously, but we'll come to that tomorrow.

But who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Nathan, John and Anthony, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack - the only Big Brother series that proves SAS interrogation tactics don't even work on pasty-faced teenage girls - is still rattling away on E4.

And we're giving you and a guest the very special chance to be at the Big Brother Celebrity Hijacks finale.

Taking place on Monday January 28, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale will be the best place to experience the emotion, the drama and the slightly rubbishy homemade banners that accompanies all Big Brother finales. And you could be there. Yes, you.

We have two sets of tickets to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale to give away to you, so long as you're over 18, reside in the UK, able to find your own travel and accommodation and have a friend that you can take along with you.

To enter the competition, just answer this simple question:

Who won Big Brother 4?

Send your answers - along with a mobile number you can be contacted on if you win - to hello[AT]hecklerspray.com and  we'll pick two winning entries by Jan 23. Good luck!

The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are made of tougher stuff than they look, you know - just look what they've been through.

As if just living in a new house with 11 total strangers for a month isn't bad enough, they've also been put through a brutal SAS interrogation process by Andy McNab, had their acting skills harshly criticised by that Scottish actor, plus they had to spend a day listening to Peaches Geldof rabbiting on at them without being able to kick their way into the control room and choke her on her stupid microphone. They're made of stronger stuff than us.

But who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Latoya, Emilia, Jeremy and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…

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Beauty queen and inexplicably gifted child Jade was the first housemate to be evicted from Big Brother Celebrity Hijack on Friday, but that's hardly important.

Nor is the fact that Victor's already up for Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction this Friday. What is important is that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack seems to be turning into 24, and we don't know why.

Look at the facts. As soon as the first housemate entered the house he was given a Jack Bauer-style earpiece to wear, and then on Saturday the housemates were all given a Jack Bauer-style interrogation. What next? Will the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have to cut each others' hands off with fire axes? Will one of them get caught in a bear trap while a mountain lion prowls around them until Matt Dillon's brother rescues them and tries to keep them as a wife? We must know!

Anyway, who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win for Victor, Liam, Calista and Jay, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is booting out its first overbearingly 'special' housemate tonight, but who's it going to be?

The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have decided that Jeremy, Jade and Victor are the people they'd least like to put up with for the rest of the month, and come this evening one of them will be bundled into the giant brass mail chute marked 'permanant anonymity'. But who? Who? We can't wait 12 hours! We want to know now!

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy, Jade and Victor to get evicted tonight, with help from Paddy Power…

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Tensions are rising in the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house as Jade, Victor and Jeremy all face eviction oblivious to the fact that hardly anyone on the outside world is watching.

We'll have the eviction betting odds tomorrow, but let's not forget what's going on inside the Big Brother house right now. After the double body-blow of that bloke from The 11 O'Clock Show titting about in their garden and John McCririck spending all of yesterday bellowing nonsense at them, it's a wonder that they all haven't keeled over in a big messy puddle yet.

Who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Nathan, Anthony and John, with help from Paddy Power…

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Finally Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has had its first nominations, which means that soon we'll have one less of these numpties to gawp at.

As it happens, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates up for nomination this week are beauty queen Jade, racing driver Jeremy and Victor, the funny-accented man who spins around on rollerskates for a living. We'll be bringing you the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for the nominated housemates later in the week, but not now. Now we've got unfinished business to, um, finish.

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win for Jeremy, Latoya and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

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So far it's painfully clear that the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are an absurdly irritating group of overconfident bastards, but that's missing the real point of the show, isn't it?

And the real point of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is that celebrity hijackers can do naughty things to the housemates. Evil, huh? No, not once you've realised that even when playing Big Brother, most famous people are too scared of destroying their reputations to be genuinely nasty. In fact, the extent of the celebrities' evilness has probably been Matt Lucas getting a fat boy to shout about cake, which is hardly going to put him on the CIA Most Wanted list, is it? We want real evil from the hijackers, and if that starts with Kelly Osbourne starving Liam to death then so be it.

Who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Victor, Amy and Calista with help from Paddy Power…

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Now that we've had a full weekend to absorb the various personalities of the new Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates, what have we learnt about this compelling anthropological study?

Well, in a nutshell, that they're all turds. Self-centred arrogant turds the bloody lot of them. At least Big Brother Celebrity Hijack has managed to teach us something already - that if you're young and prodigiously talented, there's a pretty high likelihood that you're going to be an utter bell-end of the very worst kind as well. And we've got a month of putting up with them yapping on about themselves like horrible miniature Donald Trumps as well. Joy. No really, we're thrilled.

So who's going to win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack anyway? Here's the first part of our Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds - for Jay, Liam and Jade - with help from Paddy Power…

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