Big Brother Betting

The Big Brother ‘Where Are They Now?’ file is giant and largely pointless, full of Nuts covershoots and hamfisted stabs at TV presenting.

And then there’s Samanda. You know - Samanda. They were twins from last year’s Big Brother. One of them was called Sam and one of them was called Amanda. They were shit, but they almost won. Remember? The only thing either of them said from beginning to end for the entire length of the series was the word ‘pink’. Ah, now you remember.

Since leaving Big Brother, Samanda released a cover version of Barbie Girl that couldn’t have been any more terrible if it was a Finnish death metal song called Rape The Young. The song rightfully failed, which is why Samanda have implemented Plan B.

And Plan B, believe it or not, is a fashion column on the internet. We know, we’re as staggered as you are. As far as we were aware, neither Sam or Amanda could even speak a coherent sentence, let alone write one. And yet here they are blabbing away about clothes like they’re bloody experts.

Want to know what Samanda thinks about floral prints? About Agyness Deyn? About the French first lady? Oh you bloody do. Which is why you should probably click the link below.

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Every man and his dog knows that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack was a big stinking tub of old porridge. Every man, it seems, except its host Dermot O'Leary - he thinks the whole thing was great. Though he doesn't want to make another one.

During January of this year, digital station E4 ran Big Brother spin-off Hijack for three and a half pitiful weeks that felt longer to endure than a spectacularly constipated shit. Essentially it was no more than a rehash of their regular Big Brother show with some minor-list celebrities 'pulling the contestants' strings' - i.e. making them act silly and squeal a lot.

While press and public responded to this fiasco by turning off their television sets and beating the next-door neighbour's cat to get their anger out, E4 owners Channel 4 still insists the show was a rousing success.

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Doesn't matter where you're from, Big Brother always manages to recruit some heavy-duty arsehandles.

In the UK, Big Brother mainly comes undone whenever racism is brought up - sometimes to the extent where entire South Asian subcontinents communally burn little wicker Jade Goodys.

Not in America, though - mental illness is their thing. The latest season of Big Brother there has come under fire because a housemate called Adam decided to reveal that he thinks all autistic people are 'retards' who have bad haircuts. Which is remarkably insensitive, given that up to 85% of all Big Brother housemates worldwide are probably a little bit retarded themselves.

What? It's true.

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You might have forgotten that it even existed, but Big Brother Celebrity Hijack reached its dramatic conclusion last night. Well, its conclusion.

And, if you're into that sort of thing, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale threw up all kinds of surprises - not least that John Loughton, the overweight oversensitive perennial outsider ginger politician, beat the odds voted as the show's winner. But last night's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack had an even bigger surprise in store.

Emilia came second. And she was rubbish.

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Tonight's the last night of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack, so it's bound to be a sad moment for the 12 remaining people who actually watch the sodding thing.

But who'll win the prize of £50,000 and a lifetime of only being recognised as Wotsit Off Big Brother? Emilia, Nathan, John, Anthony, Jeremy and Amy all remain in the house, and one of them has to win, even though it'd probably be fairer on humanity if they let a massive robot into the house and let it trample them all to death instead. But who'll win?

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Emilia, John, Anthony and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is going to rattle to a close on Monday - but before that happens, two housemates will be evicted tonight?

Which two? God knows, frankly. After Wednesday night's face-to-face nominations the only people who definitely won't be evicted tonight are Anthony and John. Everyone else is fair game, and we're buggered if we know who'll be evicted.

So instead, ostrich-style, we're going to ignore tonight's double eviction and keep our eyes on Monday's prize, starting today with the four housemates who don't stand a flipping chance of winning.

Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Jay, Nathan and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…

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Last night the time came to dispose of yet another Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemate - and it was poor old Latoya who bit the dust.

But forget that silly old tramp, because Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is almost over and the house is still over-run with self-satisfied twerps. So that's why the housemates all nominated again, right after Latoya left, into each others' faces. And everyone is up for Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction apart from Anthony and John. And two are going tomorrow. If you want those betting odds you can have them tomorrow.

So meanwhile here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win - for John, Amy and Anthony - with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is thundering towards the finishing line, but there are still billions of the little bleeders still in the house.

So that's why there's going to be a Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction tonight. Sworn enemies Latoya and Emilia are currently engaged in a public fight to the death, and the results will be discovered later tonight. Of course, by 'fight to the death' we mean 'eviction battle' and by 'sworn enemies' we mean 'slightly ambivalent acquaintances.' But be quiet. Eviction! Woo!

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for tonight's eviction - for Emilia and Latoya - with help from Paddy Power…

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Now that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is getting the hang of evictions, it's decided to sling out housemates faster than ever before - which is bad news for Latoya and Emilia.

On Sunday the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates nominated yet again, and yesterday the two housemates with the most votes were names as Latoya and Emilia. And the evicted housemate won't be getting a big Friday night eviction like everyone else - no, they'll be shunted out of the house on a Wednesday in front of a televised audience of, ooh, about three. We'll be getting to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction odds soon enough.

But for now let's carry on our look at the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win, for Nathan, Emilia and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…

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Question: What's a Big Brother house without a borderline-deranged angry misogynist and a floppy-haired twonk who meows to himself?

Answer: We're about to find out now that Victor and Liam have been evicted from the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house. In a single stroke on Friday, two of the most befuddlingly watchable housemates were wiped out - one because he clearly hated women so much that he made Arthur Schopenhauer look like a cuddly feminist and the other because he fucking meows to himself. How will the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house cope without Victor and Liam? Oh, don't pretend that you care.

Nominations got done yesterday, and we'll let you know about those later in the week, but for now, who'll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Latoya and Jay, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is over halfway through and only one housemate has been evicted so far - that clearly won't do.

So let's hear it for tonight's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack when not one but two of the whiny buggers are going to be chucked out and get instantly demoted from 'on telly' to 'talented youngster.' But which two? Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam all face the chop, but we've got all the eviction information you need right here. Well, not here. After the jump. Shut up.

So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Victor and Liam, with help from Paddy Power…

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So Big Brother has spoken - and not even Big Brother, an ancient shiny skull with a raspy New York accent - and we know who's up for eviction this week.

As we told you yesterday, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates facing eviction tomorrow night are Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam. Sadly two of them have to go in a double eviction - it's sad because they all can't - but who's it going to be? Rubbishly, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction betting odds haven't gone online yet, so we're going to give you each nominated housemate's betting odds to win, and you can work it all out backwards yourselves. Yes?

Good - so here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…

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