Badvertising: Mr Sprigg’s Barbeque R&B is sexier than any other musical genre. Think about it - you ain't gonna have much luck pulling the laydeez with your swept-haircut indie or your monocle-wearing classical or your no-one-really-likes-it-anyway jazz fusion. The most immediate way to make yourself attractive is to give yourself a smooth backing track ...

Jerry Seinfeld Removes His Last Flake of Credibility. The Cost? $10 Million. Jerry Seinfeld hasn't really had to do much since his sitcom finished all those years ago. Still ranked by many as the 'funniest thing ever' and 'really, really good' and earning a hell of a lot of money for the people involved in it, Jerry Seinfeld obviously thought he could rest easy. At least until a movie about a bee came about, which was clearly what he'd been waiting for all his life. But now it seems the star of the sitcom with the bloke who drops the 'N' bomb on stage wants some more money - that has to be the reason, as agreeing to star in adverts for Microsoft isn't something you do for integrity's sake.

Badvertising: Confused.com We’re all for equality and making sure everyone is treated the same. Don’t believe us? Then ask Pablo, our Mexican cleaner. Every day for his services for removing coffee stains and rancid mustard from our desks, he receives a shiny coin or a slice of pie. People who have previously called us 'cruel heartless bastards' need their heads looked at. Sometimes however, it is best to keep people away from things that ...

Badvertising: Watch Naked Eva Mendes Advert Banned From TV It’s just typical. You finally get an advert worth watching – and then it gets banned. US TV network bosses have deemed Eva Mendes’ advert for Calvin Klein Secret Obsession perfume - in which she writhes around naked on her bed - as too hot for TV. Bloody squares. OK, so you can see a bit of nipple, but still. Anyway, thankfully, hecklerspray has no such concerns, so you can watch Eva Mendes in all her glory below the cut. Enjoy!!

Wayne Rooney Chosen to Give Bread a New Scummy Image If there’s proof that footballers will sell themselves out for any sort of product, we’ve found it. Part-time granny-lover and occasional striker for Manchester United and England, Wayne Rooney, has put pen to paper on a new £150,000 deal. Fortunately for Wayne, he’s not being paid to stay away from the finest pensioners that various brothels up and down the country have to offer, he's instead going to try and concentrate on tucking into a portion of bread. We mean with his teeth. Not his winky. You perverts.

Badvertising – Japanese Fanta

Really, this advert makes no sense at all.

Does it mean that if you purchase a bottle of Fanta, you have the ability to destroy islands with the power of sugary orange-flavoured water? We guess so. Leaders of dictatorial states like Zimbabwe and America take note, a weapon of mass destruction is right under your nose.

And in a twist that's fooled all culinary

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Badvertising: Anti-Drugs Commercial Sometimes adverts just totally miss the point. Take this little doozy for example: a woefully misguided anti-drugs PSA in which a talking dog decides to harrass a teenage girl about her drug use. So - what has she been doing? Snorting three lines of coke over breakfast every morning? Jacking up a speedball during SAT revision? Rubbing blotter paper soaked in acid against her cherubic face? No. She's ... well ... ...

Badvertising: Curtain Factory Outlet What kind of story do you tell your kids? The one about Goldilocks and the Three Bears, maybe? The timeless tale of Jack And The Beanstalk? Or that really silly, utterly implausible one about the guy who created the entire Earth in six days, can read your thoughts at all times and will strike you down ...