Badvertising
VIDEO: Heidi Klum Jiggles Around In Her Bra For Guitar Hero
Now that the war between Guitar Hero World Tour and Rock Band is hotter than ever, the time has come for you to pick a side. On one hand, Rock Band has a bigger range of songs, a more satisfying multiplayer element and a forthcoming spin-off based on the works of The Beatles. But on the ...
Badvertising – DFS Sofas/General Christmas Advertising
At hecklerspray, we’re always up for a knees-up. Even if we’re not invited, we’ll at least try to crash various parties until the police are called. The next major party on our calendar is that of our lord saviour Jesus Christ. When he was born on December 25, not only did ...
Badvertising: Video Game Course
Fact: you have been told lies all your life. From 'why, your home cooking is delicious' to 'no, seriously, season four of The Upper Hand on DVD is exactly what I wanted for my birthday', fibs and fabrications have a habit of springing up like poppies on an abandoned battlefield. Want to know the worst lie ever, ...
Badvertising: Country Life Butter, Starring John Lydon
Now this is just weird. Easily the weirdest advert we've seen since Dee Dee Ramone did that commercial for diarrhea tablets - it's John Lydon from The Sex Pistols advertising Country Life butter. Look at him. Look at John Lydon's happy little face as he springs about around the Morris dancers telling everyone how delicious ...
Badvertising: Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Commercial
It's amazing what computers can do nowadays. They can help us conquer space, cure disease and, according to this Wonderbra commercial, can even turn attractive, blonde scientist girls into strippers – all thanks to the 'science of sexy' or something. Which we're sure you'll agree is exactly what science grants should be spent ...
Badvertising – Cadbury’s Gorilla
When you advertise something, you normally put the product in a situation where it looks like the best thing in the world. When selling a car, it’ll normally be tagged as the best because it’s the fastest or most eco-friendly or most full of pointless gadgetry. With food products, the adverts will usually end with ...
Badvertising: Safestyle UK
You know how adverts for expensive perfume are bewilderingly oblique to the point that you often spend up to 30 minutes afterwards scratching your head and wondering what you'd just watched? That feeling isn't just limited to perfume commercials, you know. The Safestyle double glazing TV adverts have been running on and off for years, and yet every ...
Badvertising – Next Clothing
Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahaha ha ha. Wow, seriously, can you see what the music department did here? Seriously, you can’t? Well let us explain it to you just in case you've had a momentary brain lapse. Next is a UK fashion chain which went through a ropey patch before reinventing itself as a hip, trendy clothing brand for the ...
