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Glee Are Better Than The Beatles AND On The X Factor This Weekend! So Buy Our T-Shirt Or We’ll Die In The Cold

by Mof Gimmers

The cast of Glee will be on The X Factor this weekend, which is great news if you like Glee. If you don’t, but liking winding people up, then really, you’ve all got no excuse for not buying this staggeringly fantastic t-shirt of ours. If you don’t buy it in droves, we’ll probably die over [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Don’t Mess With Orlando Bloom Or Scientology

by Mof Gimmers

Hello again. You’re either here because you want to sneer at thick people (that’d be us, the hecklerspray writers) or laugh at people giving us abuse. Chances are, you’re the third type of person who frequents this site – the idiot. And we’ve had a lot of puzzling comments, messages, letters and other forms of [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Stalking And Threats Of Torture

by Mof Gimmers

It is time to open up the treasure trove readers’ comments, social networking correspondence and inboxery. That’s right! Our badly worded prose is once again hacked to bits by readers who are clearly smarter than us or, in some cases, more willing to cause harm to us. And this week, we’ve got a dazzling array [...]

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Hecklerspray Design Some T-Shirts Which You Should Buy Or We’ll Kill Ourselves

by Mof Gimmers

Look at you! You’re dressed like a pig. We don’t mean that you’re literally dressed like a pig because, if you hadn’t noticed, pigs don’t wear clothes. No, we’re saying you look like a mess and could do with some new gear. And handily enough, we just happen to have a load of t-shirts you [...]

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The Law Is An Ass And Why hecklerspray Is Worried Re: #twitterjoketrial

by Mof Gimmers

What happens when you make an idle joke about blowing an airport up on Twitter to a couple of hundred followers who all know that what you’re saying is meant to be a joke at the expense of your frustration? Well, in the UK, you’re branded a terrorist, that’s what. Yesterday, Paul Chambers was convicted [...]

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Readers’ Letters: hecklerspray Not As Funny As It Used To Be

by Mof Gimmers

Oh God. It is once again, time to sift through the barrage of insults and sexual threats made to hecklerspray and print them for your entertainment. We’ve decided not to include Michael Jackson comments this week because, quite frankly, they’re getting a bit samey. Essentially, you could cut the words ‘you’re an idiot’ and ‘innocent’ [...]

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Oh No, Stuart Heritage Is In Charge Of Hecklerspray Again

by Stuart Heritage

So, here we are again. Less than two months after I left, I’m back editing hecklerspray. Don’t all spaff your pants at once, though. I’m only here for one day, while my disappointing replacement Mof Gimmers gets his vaginal fistula treated by an underqualified backstreet surgeon. Come Monday I’ll be gone and you’ll all either [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Giving Everyone Your Phone Number On The Internet

by Mof Gimmers

It’s time sift through the endlessly weird correspondence you send us and sweet Buddah on crutches, you’ve been particularly amusing this week. No really. We’re considering firing every single member of staff we have and handing hecklerspray over to the collective you to do as you wish. That said, we’re far to vain and protective [...]

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Win A Stand Up Comedy Experience With Kevin Bridges

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a new crop of comedians doing the rounds, most of who are completely rubbish. However, one of them who actually provides us with laughs with his dry, sardonic wit, is Kevin Bridges. He’s got a new DVD out called ‘The Story So Far’, which is a stand-up routine, as opposed to an ill-advised biopic [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Shouting At The Ether

by Mof Gimmers

Without your comments dear reader, this site is… well… us shouting into the ether. That’s fine, because we’d do that regardless. However, we do enjoy your contributions. Even when we have to publish your comments which are evidently funnier and wittier than anything we could ever write. And once again, some of you have been [...]

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