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Readers Letters: “FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BOTOX”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello campers! How are you today? Do we care? Not one bit. That’s because, yet again, it is time to rummage in the putrid sack. No, this is nothing to do with the random twitter account set up in honour of editor Mof’s testicles (see here, this isn’t a joke). No, it is time to [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “its just racism as usual”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello dear reader. How are you? Don’t answer that because we really couldn’t care less. Why? Well, we’re spuds-deep in the mailbag and, boy howdy, it is filled with human detritus once more. Some of you shouldn’t be allowed near a keyboard without a carer. Of course, the same could be said of everyone here [...]

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Readers Letters: “a robot WOULD marry another robot, it’s perfectly un-natural”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello readers! It is letter bag time again and my, what treats we have in store for you this week! There really has been some fury, outrage and spelling worse than what you see in our articles! And that’s saying something. Of course, we can include every comment we receive (especially those from that girl [...]

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Hecklerspray Royal Wedding Liveblog! Off With Our Heads!

by Mof Gimmers

CLICK OVER THE JUMP  TO READ OUR LIVEBLOG AND KEEP PRESSING REFRESH OKAY? PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON WILL HAVE YOU IN THE TOWER, WHERE CROWS WILL PICK AT YOUR EYES IF YOU DON’T. CLICK OVER THE JUMP  TO READ OUR LIVEBLOG AND KEEP PRESSING REFRESH OKAY? PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON WILL HAVE YOU [...]

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Hail The Lizard Men! Hecklerspray Reminder About Royal Wedding Thing!

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You didn’t forget did you? There’s a Royal Wedding on tomorrow and our editor Mof Gimmers and staunch Scot Michael Park will be liveblogging events with Super Kris manning the twitter account. We’re as sick of it as you are, but hopefully, we’ll be funny/nasty/libellous/overcome with emotion at it all. So join us or we’ll [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Michael Jackson Fans Want Us Dead

by Mof Gimmers

Hello. Yes. You. The idiot that clicked onto hecklerspray and thought you might get something worthwhile. How are you? Don’t answer that because we don’t care. Why? We’re too busy being killed by insane Michael Jackson fans! That’s right, after a little time out, Jacko’s fanbase once again decided to descend and tell us all [...]

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Attention! Hecklerspray Is Liveblogging The Royal Wedding!

by Mof Gimmers

Join Mof Gimmers and Michael Park for a marvellous liveblog covering the Royal Wedding! That’s the one involving Prince William and Kate Middleton! There’ll be talk of dresses, dignitaries, alcoholism, self harm, people blowing trumpets and scurrilous, unsubstantiated rumours about the parentage of Prince Harry! Friday morning is when it all kicks off. Be sure [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “The Origin of Mankind an Animals”

by Mof Gimmers

The sun is out and so are the insane jesters who stop by the hecklerspray pit. Once more, our reportings on celebrities doing all manner of things has left some of you more angry than a wasp in a milk bottle. The Michael Jackson fans are a bit thin on the ground this week, but [...]

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TGI Friday Attempt To Break A World Record With The Heckler Cocktail

by Mof Gimmers

We at hecklerspray like our fine booze. We enjoy it responsibly and never, ever overdo it. We’re refined creatures indeed. In fact, there’s nothing we like more than sitting around the ‘spray bedsit in our pants, sipping cocktails and talking about fine art. And TGI Fridays also like cocktails. In fact, they like them so [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “wheres the weiner!!!!!”

by Mof Gimmers

The postbag, once more, is overflowing… much in the same way a backed up latrine spills over with liquid faeces. And boy, you lot have been eating some amazingly dodgy things lately. It could run through the holes in a lace curtain. Anyway, disgusting metaphors aside, it is indeed time to peer into the horrors [...]

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