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Readers’ Letters: The ‘Tom Hardy Thinks We’re Morons’ Special… Or Does He?

by Michael Park

It’s that time of the week again where we put on industrial strength rubber gloves, strap on our personal protective equipment, snap our goggles into place and go for a swim in the murky depths of the hecklerspray post bag. There really is nothing more refreshing on a muggy, humid day than going for a [...]

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Readers Letters: “You have low self esteem.. I feel bad for you.”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello skidmarks. How are we all? Don’t answer that because we honestly couldn’t care less. That’s because we’re far too busy sifting through the lunacy of the ‘spray mailbag. And by jove, there are some Grade A nutters about. Of course, the obligatory Michael Jackson Mentalists are shouting at us while draped in soiled bedsheets, [...]

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Global Gathering Competition Winner Has Fishy Feet!

by Mof Gimmers

Remember we were giving away some tickets for Global Gathering? Well, you can stop entering now! That’s because Tilly Price has won! And Tilly sent us a picture, showing us her celebrations, having some tiny drug-dealer fish eat bits of her feet off, which is just lovely. We asked you to come up with a [...]

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Sorry, We’re Watching Murdoch In #hackgate As Well

by Mof Gimmers

What? We’re skiving! Just like you are! The Murdochs currently have absolutely no recollection of absolutely anything and we’re all pacing around the hecklerspray bedsit furiously and wondering when the punch-up starts! Back soon. We’ve got custard pies to throw. What? We’re skiving! Just like you are! The Murdochs currently have absolutely no recollection of [...]

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Readers Letters: “This article is beyond offensive. You should be ashamed of yourselves.”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello readers. It is, once again, that time where we have a little look at all that lovely fanmail we get. That’s right! The stinking, pus-dribbling, bulging sack in the corner is ready to pop… and next to Matthew Laidlow is the postbag, filled with goodies! Of course, there’s been a few nutters popping into [...]

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Readers Letters: “He eats his enemies and our abilities to complain to create our chicken pig behavior.”

by Mof Gimmers

Sometimes, the readers letters page contains absolute dynamite… and today is one such day. It really seems the mentals are back in full force, saying stuff that has made the collective ‘we’ agog. In amongst the ‘ur rubbish’ and a pleasant ‘whoever worte dis shud hang thr head in shame. or be shot’, we’ve been [...]

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Readers Letters: “Live A Happy Life Without Sex”

by Mof Gimmers

Good day scumbags! How are you? Do you honestly think we care? Well then. You’re stupid for saying “I’m fine thank you” at your computer monitor. You’re one of those people who talks to your television set aren’t you? You rudderless nincompoop. Anyway, we’re here again to sift through the mind-sewer that is the Readers [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “We Are All Slithering Peons!”

by Michael Park

It’s been a really unfortunate week for everyone involved in hecklerspray. Not only have we been forced to listen to Amy Winehouse’s difficult “Belgrade Phase” on repeat by the editor, we’ve also had the misfortune of seeing JLo’s nipple slip projected on a screen every day since it came out, leading to an increase in [...]

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Readers Letters: “you both need to be pray for”

by Mof Gimmers

Good day campers. How are you? Good? Still hurting over Sean Kingston’s accident involving his massive head and a Miami bridge? Aren’t we all. It truly is this generation’s JFK moment. We know this because we’ve peered into the foetid post bag. And boy howdy, it stinks. Such was the response from Sean Kingston’s aggrieved [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “I HOPE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SCUM GETS SUCH A BRAIN TUMOR”

by Michael Park

This week your correspondence has made hecklerspray editor and professional shit-sifter Mof Gimmers so physically sick that he’s had to pass the baton on to an underling. An underling with a strong stomach. The hecklerspray post bag has now reached the point where it is so festooned with manure that it has become a thriving [...]

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