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Stuart Heritage Is A Work-Shy Freeloader, So Say Hello To Paul Sorrenti, Ian Dransfield and Shawn Lindseth
By Paul Sorrenti on Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:20am | 3 Comments
Hello. I am Paul Sorrenti. How do you do?
This is weird. I’m not sure I’m very comfortable with writing in a first-person narrative anymore. You see, writing for hecklerspray this past six or seven months has made me lose all sense of individuality. The concept of ‘I’ is totally alien to me now.
I can barely remember the man I used to be. Once I had passed the strict audition process I was led into a dark room by one of Lord Heritage’s henchman who sat me down and cuffed me to a chair. Then, after pinning my eyelids back, he turned a projector on.
Win A Big Load Of Curb Your Enthusiasm Stuff RIGHT NOW
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, June 2, 2008 at 1:30pm | No Comment
Win A Big Load Of Curb Your Enthusiasm Stuff RIGHT NOW We love Curb Your Enthusiasm. of course we do. It's Curb Your Enthusiasm, for god's sake. People who don't love it are weird.
And with the back-to-its-best sixth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm hitting these shores on June 9, we thought it might be time to give you the chance to win a Curb Your Enthusiasm prize so incredible that it's ...
Win An Adult Swim Goody Bag Right Now
By Stuart Heritage on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 1:30pm | No Comment
We haven't been paid to say this, but we love Adult Swim so much that we want to wrap ourselves up in it and go to sleep.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Morel Orel, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast To Coast - we could happily watch episodes of all of those on an oppressively large TV screen for the rest ...
Win The Kite Runner On DVD Right Now
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 1:30pm | No Comment
Win The Kite Runner On DVD Right Now Time for another one of our super soaraway competitions - and this time you can win The Kite Runner on DVD.
Oh, you know, The Kite Runner - the story of Amir, a well-to-do boy from the Wazir Akbar Khan district of Kabul, who is tormented by the guilt of abandoning his friend Hassan, the son of ...
Win The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1 DVD Boxset Now
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, May 7, 2008 at 1:30pm | No Comment
Win The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1 DVD Boxset Now Readers, we know some of out competition prizes have blown in the past. Any fool with a promotional I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry apron from us knows that.
But this time we promise that we've got a good'un on our hands. Indie moviemaker extraordinaire Jim Jarmusch has a DVD boxset - inventively ...
Peaches Geldof’s Reality TV Show: Hecklerspray’s Near-Miss
By Matthew Laidlow on Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 12:00pm | One Comment
Peaches Geldof’s Reality TV Show: Hecklerspray’s Near-Miss

Hecklerspray's Matthew Laidlow recently applied for a job at a magazine, not knowing that it was to be edited by Peaches Geldof as part of an MTV reality TV show. The following is a true story... 

Firstly, let's be clear - nobody told me that I was going going for a job on a reality TV show or that Peaches Geldof was going to be the editor. Both these factors would have put me off straight away.

So here is my story of how I almost worked with the stupidly-named celebrity wannabe Peaches Geldof.

Twitter: Follow Hecklerspray
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 7:00pm | 2 Comments
Twitter: Follow Hecklerspray

Hecklerspray, never knowingly less than 18 months behind the rest of the world when it comes to technology, has joined the Twitter revolution.

Trouble is, though, we don't got no friends. This is where you come along. Become hecklerspray's Twitter follower here and you can see what we're doing and we can see what you're doing and we all become

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Glam Awards: Vote The Hell For Us
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 1:00pm | 11 Comments
Glam Awards: Vote The Hell For Us

You know us, total award-whores one and all.

Not only is hecklerspray the universal meeting place for abusive gonk-eyed, all-capital Christina Aguilera fanatics, but we're also winners of Metro's best British entertainment blog award and the 45th most powerful blog in the world. We don't know if we mentioned that before. 45th.

But that's not enough, oh no. Because

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