See A Clip Of Stu’s Elaborate New TV Show Today hecklerspray woke up and said to itself: "Self, find a way to return blood-flow to your arm or you'll lose it forever." But we were feeling too lazy, so now only type at half speed.

You know the feeling - surely you do. We're having one of those days where the only food we eat are the fish crackers we ...

Look! Models Dressed Up Like Gigantic Numpties! Models are a confusing lot, aren't they? They won't get out of bed for less than £50,000, but ask them to dress up like the remains of a missing child in a secondhand clown's wig and they're anyone's. And, although they're usually slow to admit it, everyone loves looking at bizarre couture fashion show outfits. Of course they do. ...

And Now A Word From Your Editor Hello kids, Stu here. Thanks to a disastrously-advised drunken conversation I had with a one-legged stranger in a pub by the docks at lunchtime, I'm afraid I'll be leaving you for the best part of a month, starting from right now. It's my own fault really, but you know how it is - a pirate slips something into your drink while you're busy discussing Rebecca Romijn's pregnancy and the next thing ...

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Yahoo Buzz is a new aggregator of hot stories doing the rounds on a few hundred hand-picked news sites, Hecklerspray included, and we want your help to 'buzz up' our stories so they feature prominently on the Yahoo Buzz ...

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Note to cherished hecklers of the world - Hecklerspray is now proud to reveal that it is now participating in the rather fantastic new 'Yahoo Buzz' beta programme.

Yahoo Buzz is a new aggregator of hot stories doing the rounds on a few hundred hand-picked news sites, Hecklerspray included, and we want your help to 'buzz up' our stories so they feature prominently on the Yahoo Buzz

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Vote For Hecklerspray In The Hospital Club 100 List

Here's something odd that we never thought we'd be telling you - if you open today's Independent to the centre pages, there's a big list called 'The Real Media Hotlist'. Leona Lewis is on it. Ant & Dec are on it. Sir Alan Sugar is on it.

And we're on it too.

Christ alone knows how - or why

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Heritage Back, And Apparently Female Now

Hello kids, Stu here. These last couple of weeks have been a real struggle, what with the sex-change and the falling in love with a pig and whatever other nonsense Lindseth told you I did on holiday, but I'm back again now. Yes, I know, woo.

So, just quickly, thanks to Paul, Ian and Shawn for looking after the place in my absence. They all put in some sterling work -

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Hello World There are times when change is inevitable. When the forces of the universe become one, the tides of the cosmos ripple in a different direction and the winds of change flow through the vestibules of our lives. Then there are the times when the lazy twit at the top of the pile goes away and lets the plebs take charge. For some reason, Stu has done this, and now Paul's had his ...