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Readers’ Letters – Some Scripture For Bill Murray [Video]

by Michael Park

There’s nothing weirder than finding people who are so obsessed with something that they’re willing to go to any length of internet-based conflict in order to defend their nonsensical beliefs. It is a trait most often seen in fans of Muse, Twilight, INXS, Queen and, quite inexplicably, Larry David. There are few things that hecklerspray [...]

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The Story Of Hecklerspray And The Tuxedo Hire Company

by Mof Gimmers
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We Need Love So Vote Hecklerspray At Cosmo Blog Awards 2011

by Mof Gimmers
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Vote For Hecklerspray At The Cosmo Blog Awards 2011

by Mof Gimmers

Somehow, we’ve been nominated for a Cosmopolitan Blog Award. That’s nice isn’t it? If we win, we absolutely promise to make a terrible account of ourselves in ill-fitting clothes. We owe you that much. We just need you to vote for us, that’s all. So click the image or this link. Then, you’ll have to [...]

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Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

by Michael Park

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “Why Would You Make A Video Of This?!” [Video]

by Michael Park

We love our readers. From the very bottom of our hearts, we adore them and cherish their opinions on life, the universe and everything. Some of our readers are silent; observing the world of celebrity vicariously through our writers. We love them too, just not quite as much. Other readers like to get as involved [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “This Article Is A Cheap Shot At A Defenceless Man Who Is Now Deceased!”

by Michael Park

In a week where people decided it was time to overthrow an oppressive regime, the hecklerspray bedsit has been full of rumours that Editor Mof’s reign of terror might finally be coming to an end. That was before we were all lashed to our typewriters and forced to hammer out words about Alfonso Ribeiro’s career [...]

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hecklerspray Has Server Issues But You All Love Us Anyway

by Michael Park

Hello, heckler tits. We’ve had a few technical problems today which will no doubt have left you clamouring for your sarcy gossip fix. Have no fear! We’ll be back tomorrow, trying to explain away the link between Justin Bieber, Hayley Duff and a small tabby cat called mittens. We’ll have ‘Creased or Folded?’, this week’s [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “It’s just another great gay brand damaged by stupid straight people.”

by Michael Park

Every week, the hecklerspray postbag overflows with the kind of putrid bile usually reserved for the Right Wing media telling people of different creeds, colours or sexual orientation how everything they’ve ever done or thought is filth which should be banned and then burned on a pyre while the ranks of middle England’s disaffected gentry [...]

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Readers Letters: “I think YOU people are the sickos”

by Mof Gimmers

Hello skid pans. We’ve got our waders on again, which means it is time once more to get stuck into the silage that is the letter bag. And good lord, it really hums this week. Seriously. Imagine the smell of an uncovered war-grave. Multiply that by ten are you’re nowhere near close. Of course, there’s [...]

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