Hey Emma Watson, We’re Sorry Yesterday we published a story claiming that Harry Potter star Emma Watson travelled to her new university by helicopter. Guess what? She didn't. We've been informed by her management that Emma Watson actually travelled to university by car, that no helicopters were involved whatsoever and that the source of our story was a big bag of lies. We're also told that Emma is very upset at the idea of her travelling ...

Stu’s Gone Forever But Just For Two days We know we know...Stu's gone and you don't know what you'll do. You're probably thinking of jumping in the shower with a toaster, or forcing yourself down the gullet of a large hungry fish - but know this - he's on 'vacation,' or something. Truth be told, he took some pills to make him lactate, and ...

Don’t Drive Angry… DriveSexy! There's too much anger out there on the roads, it's time to put the fun back into driving and here's the place to do it: the DriveSexy Academy, where you'll get the chance to win a Peugeot 107 Verve. All you need to do is pass three lessons and you'll be entered into the prize draw. Simple, and enjoyable.

ADVANCE WARNING: Redesign Imminent Hello all, this is your editor speaking. Just a quick heads-up to the fact that there won't be any hecklerspray on Monday or Tuesday. This is because the mythic, often started but never completed site redesign that's been about two and a half years in the making will be taking place. Relax, it'll still be the same hecklerspray that you know and tolerate. A little whiter, maybe, and slightly nicer to look ...

Why Not Win Some Mr T Bling? As everyone now knows, Mr T is now a firm friend of hecklerspray, in that he spoke to one of us for five minutes a fortnight ago and then did something funny that we'll show you soon. You're not famous enough to be friends with Mr T, but that doesn't mean you can't win some of his bling. As part of ...

BAFTA 2009 Red Carpet: The ‘Hecklerspray Fails Miserably’ Video As we may have mentioned already, last night hecklerspray got to report from the red carpet at the 2009 BAFTAs. And, it's fair to say, we were rubbish. Thanks to a mixture of horrible weather, a position on the BAFTAs red carpet directly opposite all the real journalists and our own genuinely ...

Hecklerspray At The BAFTAs: Give Us Your Questions Please As we mentioned yesterday, we're going to be Twittering the BAFTAs red carpet on Sunday, live from the BAFTAs red carpet direct to hecklerspray via phone. And that means two things - firstly, you need to be here between 3pm and 6pm for a succession of 140-character updates on who's wearing what, who's given us the stink-eye and, most likely, how unbelievably cold we are. And secondly, we want you to tell ...

Hecklerspray On The BAFTAs Red Carpet: Coming This Sunday This Sunday the 2009 BAFTAs are taking place in London. And we're going to be there. For you. That's right - unless something terrible happens in the interim, we'll be spending Sunday afternoon pressed against a metal railing in the cold shouting at millionaires until they talk to us. And, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can be there too. We'll be Twittering the nuts off the BAFTAs red carpet ...