Comments on: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Literally No Takers Whatsoever

By: Hardcore Max

Hardcore Max — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:00:34 +0000

Where can I find these sex tapes? Rumors said she had 7 sex tapes!!! Pretty cool, I can’t wait to see them all!

By: cunninglinguist

cunninglinguist — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:10:23 +0000

Will this brainless bimbo ever go away? Watch her tape? I’d rather stick a glass rod up my pee-hole and smash it with a hammer.

By: Hmm...

Hmm... — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:00:28 +0000

The problem with conservative opposition is that they spend all of their time telling people what their problem is. I don’t think anyone CHOSE anybody as a spokesperson.

Duh… Why didn’t anybody buy the tape. Because it will be free before I finish typing this – ah, see. There it is for zero dollars.

By: Tim Worstall

Tim Worstall — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:40:10 +0000

There is a simple answer. She was 17 when it was made. It’s child porn.

By: Bloviating Hammerhead

Bloviating Hammerhead — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:43:36 +0000

The most hilarious result of the Miss USA 2009 marriage question controversy was how it caused the the two sides of an important debate to be represented by the two worst possible spokespeople imaginable. How embarrassing must it have been for same-sex marriage supporters to have the face of their movement become the smirking, insipid vissage of Perez Hilton, perhaps the most irrelevant person alive on this planet right now. And simply because she expressed opposition to same-sex marriage with her inarticulate answer to Hilton’s question, Carrie Prejean became a de facto spokesmodel for conservatives, especially conservative Christians, and that reveals the problem within both sub-cultures. Carrie Prejean clearly doesn’t pack the intellectual or moral gear to be a spokesperson for an Indian reservation Bingo hall, let alone a political and religious movement adhered to by tens of millions of people. The problem that conservative Christians have is that they consistently support, endorse, and and entrust their public relations representation to the wrong people for the wrong reasons. A recent opinion column http://wp.me/pChUJ-5C shows how they have allowed a cranky, narcissistic old man, Dr. James Dobson, to not only define and shape Christian conservatism, but to also serve as kingmaker, choosing other people for similar positions of influence. Over and over again, he has shown himself to be incompetent in this. The column gives shocking evidence regarding Carrie Prejean, Mel Gibson, and others.

By: Laughing about it

Laughing about it — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:18:34 +0000

I’d buy it, just not for 10,000 dollars…..

By: Common Sense

Common Sense — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:10:32 +0000

Maybe the video doesn’t exist…

By: shooty*

shooty* — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:03:42 +0000

Cool, gir’s back.

Anyway, if it ain’t bluray, I ain’t interested.

By: gir

gir — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:01:11 +0000

ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaahahhaaha

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:41:26 +0000

It is odd that no-one would want it. There must be a reason other than the allegedly graphic nature.

I’m going to go with occurrences of genuinely terrifying glossolalia throughout, and the shrieked declaration “I AM LEGION!” at the moment of climax.

Don’t disappoint me, Prejean.