Professional playground-trawler Caroline Flack has once again been spotted tongue wrestling with a foetus; this time, 23-year-old singer Sam McCarthy.
Despite take every precaution not to be spotted, eg. Standing in a public street outside a pub, the ?couple? were papped fondling each other outside the Crown & Goose pub in Camden.
While we're happy to admit that at 32, she's hardly Saturday night TVs answer to J. Howard Marshall, we can't help but think there's something wrong with a woman who constantly preys men with personalities as underdeveloped as their testicles.
While kids these days do have the best toys – Lego has come on leaps and bounds in recent years, it's hard to see what she's getting out of dating someone young enough to actually care that's she's on the X Factor.
The last time we spoke to anyone under 25 we had to spend the rest of the afternoon translating what was said using Urban Dictionary like some sort of Rosetta Stone.
She obviously misread the memo telling her that women in their early thirties are going to start to want kids.
Things older than Caroline Flack?s last two boyfriends:
- Webcams
- A Kardashian marriage
- That weird lump of gristle in the back of the fridge
- The baby from the Nirvana album
- Pamela Anderson?s breast implants
Think on.