Carol McGiffin is a terrifying human being. Why? She willingly had sex with Chris Evans for one. Secondly, she willingly works on Loose Women without wanting to open them all up with a chainsaw. Thirdly, it seems she’s obsessed with telling people about the habits of her vagina. Fourthly, her face looks a bit like an out-y belly button.

Now, she’s introducing the pot to the kettle after branding Katie Price a “monster”.

Someone on Twitter compared Carol to the mostly drunk, boob flashing, haggard old soak… and for the life of us, we can’t imagine why anyone would make the connection.

Yep.

Some smart-arse twitter user asked the Loose Women shrieker if she could pinpoint exactly when she turned into Katie Price “with the vodka soaked tweets”.

Barbed.

“I hope you are joking, otherwise you are blocked,” McGiffin responded to the user. She then added: “F**k it you’re blocked anyway. Anyone who compares me to Katie Price is an a**ehole.”

The offended presenter told another Tweeter: “I will not be compared to that monster.”

Monster?

Fair enough, Katie Price is a horrific spectacle at the best of times and yes, there is something slightly Frankenstein’s Monster about her what with all that surgery… but… oh sod it, you’re right.

She is something of a monster, but alas, not a million miles away from your good self. We should know. We’ve had the misfortune of reading your autobiography.

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