It always gets us choked up when two people who aren't quite as attractive as they probably think they are split up, and that's the case with Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, who are splitting up after three years of marriage.
Still, on the plus side, now that Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are splitting up, there's now a couple more preening, attention-seeking, semi-famous godawful 'personalities' just waiting to jump your bones. Form a queue, people.
It's not a good period of time for celebrity couples who like to hawk their love out to TV networks and then flog it until it's lifeless – first Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson get divorced and now it looks like Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are going the same way.
Oh, don't pretend you don't know who Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are; Carmen Electra – while being partially responsible for inflicting The Pussycat Dolls on you – is the ninth-sexiest woman in Hollywood, one of the worst actresses in Hollywood and a woman primarily famous for apparently pushing uncooked pasta up the bum of Dennis Rodman. Dave Navarro, on the other hand, played guitar on Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction – which is admittedly pretty cool – and also helped find INXS their rubbish new Elvis-impersonating singer. Which is far, far less cool.
Yeah, them. Anyway, Apart from all that lot, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are most famous for selling their wedding to MTV for a show called Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave, which – in retrospect – should have been called About Three Years Should Do It: Carmen & Dave. Despite meeting on a blind date and falling madly in love, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are now "amicably separating," according to Carmen's publicist.
There has been no reason given for their split so far, but we'd expect that it was down to a falling out over matching eyeshadow or frilly blouses, or some other lazily-observed crack about Dave dresses a bit effeminately sometimes.
[story by Stuart Heritage]