Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez: A Match Made in Lesbian Heaven

heartsSpeculation about the relationship status of Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez began a while ago when the two showed up courtside at a basketball game acting like the classiest of ladies: smoking, being belligerently drunk, and making out. However, this didn’t really shout?”lesbian couple” to me, because straight bitches pull that shit all the?time after a few drinks.

But since then, these two have been spotted all over town acting all couple-y, and according to The Mirror, Michelle even confirmed that she was dating Cara. Michelle’s people said she never gave an interview to The Mirror, but they never denied that she was rubbing crotches with Cara, so you know?what that means: I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE LESBIAN COUPLE!

sureAbove is the evening that started all the rumors, and also the evening that made my love for Cara and Michelle 100% legit. There they are, loaded off their asses, taking selfies, macking on each other, and giving zero fucks about the basketball game. I honestly can’t even tell you what basketball game they’re at, because all I care about is the fact that a Victoria Secret model is rubbing tongues courtside with the chick from The Fast and the Furious.

Michelle has been openly bisexual (and a hot mess) for a while. Cara has been a suspected bisexual and hot mess for several months (as is everyone who hangs out with Rihanna a lot), so frankly I think they’re a match made in heaven. They both have feminine sex appeal while also dressing and acting super dykey, which I relate to because that’s how most people (including my mom) describe me all the time! Well, no, my mom says I’m a pretty girl who dresses like a prison lesbian. I just really like plaid, ok?!

Anyway, since their basketball showmance, these two have been spotted all over town together doing stuff that normal couples do.

Here they are making wacky faces:

fuckitHere they are with a tiger:

gayellelove4Here they are with some light sabers:

yeahokYou know, normal couple stuff!

Anyway, I’m really hoping it works out for these two kids, because ever since that dumbass Amber Heard left her hot girlfriend for Johnny Depp, there hasn’t been a young, sexy lesbian couple in the entertainment industry for me to really get behind (pun intended?), so I give this relationship 5 Cara Delevingne dancing gifs out of 5!