Comments on: Cancerous Skin Is Relieved To Be Anderson Cooper-Free

By: euclid

euclid — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:38:08 +0000

Ah yes, I see. But with Doherty’s omnisexual Sedgwick pimples
running rampant about town, which makes him a right and
true fuckface to my reckoning, no one is safe, save the stick-
figure Moss, who, covered in same, is by all rights inured
and thereby immune from the ravenous lascivious appetites
of the wayward carbuncle.

By: Annette Hyde

Annette Hyde — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:38:09 +0000

I apologize, euclid. I deliberately omitted the question of if the cancer was gay because Amy Winehouse’s impetigo is a Kennedy and is protecting the infectious family name. The news of them canoodling could cause quite the brouhaha.

By: gir

gir — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:44:47 +0000

Cancer has not made a statement on its sexuality, and hopefully its silence doesn’t inspire some dumb cunt with an agenda to make another awkwardly-worded, opaque, DUMB AS FUCKING SHIT (YES IM TALKING TO YOU TARA) post here. Or anywhere else. In fact, tarabisexualstupidbitch, maybe you could just follow in Heath Ledger’s footsteps.

By: euclid

euclid — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:19:01 +0000

AH – I’m sorry but this article misses the crucial point:
is the cancer gay? The public is owed an explanation for
this calculated ‘oversight’.

By: tarabisexual9

tarabisexual9 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:27:51 +0000

There is no proof Anderson Cooper is gay since he has neither confirmed nor denied the issue. IF Cooper is gay I believe the reason he’s acting as a “Double Agent” is due to the fact he’s a Vanderbilt and is playing coy to protect his family’s name. I think this comment on him is right, viewed at ï¼Šï¼Šï¼Šbimingle.com*** . No he has not come out to whole world and said in his own words “I am Gay or Bisexual” not making a public announcement doesn’t automatically nullify your alledged homosexuality or make you default straight.

By: Whorehey

Whorehey — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:46:35 +0000

***BREAKING NEWS***

Insiders report that Anderson Cooper’s Cancerous Skin has been sighted canoodling with Amy Winehouse’s Impetigo at LA hot spot Villa. Reps for Cooper’s current flame, Lindsay Lohan’s Alcoholism declined to commemt on the alleged tryst.