Cam’Ron Poses As Thirteen-Year-Old Boy Online
Then buzz it up
February 16th, 2006 at 14:30 by Shawn Lindseth

When Cam’Ron isn’t gutting big fuzzy purple muppets to wear on his head, getting several bullets forcibly placed in each arm, or trying to boost his musical status by lyrically defaming a rap-world retiree, he’s doing some real good, and for money no less!
Cam’Ron’s next compilation isn’t going to be a one track best of album, no. It’s going to be a video of him and his manager Big Joe tricking internet paedophiles into meeting him in public, under the guise that he is a 13-year-old boy. Then he’s going to hold them in temporary captivity.
Just when you thought you knew Hip Hop…
US rapper Cam’Ron (CDs) is about to get a new hobby. He plans to make a DVD inspired by a MSNBC
story on perverts trolling the internet looking for children to entice
into an unholy sexual encounter. The rapper plans to go online posing
as a thirteen year old boy, and arrange meetings with the perverse, who
will think they’re showing up for a hot preteen date. Cam says this
about his inspiration for the project, and the aim of it:
"I saw a special that MSNBC had done one time on [adults] on the
Internet thinking they’re talking to 13- or 14-year-olds. We set up a
similar situation where we are videotaping people thinking they’re
gonna meet little kids," he added. When they get there, it’s gonna be
me and [my manger] Big Joe like, ‘What the hell are you doing, you damn
pervert? What the fuck is wrong with you, coming to meet a 13-year-old
boy?’ We’re gonna talk to them and not let them leave until we find out
what’s wrong with them."
Sources say the apostrophe-loving Cam’Ron and company have already
lured a few pervs out of the woodwork, and are shooting for a grand
total of ten to put on the tape. Police, generally considered a
nuisance to most forms of Hip Hop justice, are not invited at all. The
release date is tentatively set for October of this year, but
hecklerspray wants it now.
Cam joins another celebrity who recently signed on to protect the world’s internet addicted children: Nick Lachey.
We here at hecklerspray‘d like to set up an official meeting between
the two, so they could maybe talk about pooling their resources. Think
for a second about everything they have in common: Internet, music,
big diamond earrings, neither of them have monthly periods… the list
goes on.
They’d gab for hours and save the kids in the process. And
hey, we think Gary Glitter might want in too. We should know
more later, as we’re supposed meet him on a park bench some time
between one and two. We’ll be the ones ‘dressed in a school girl
uniform with a flower in our pulled-back hair.’ His words, not ours.
Maybe.
Read more:
Camron Aims To Put An End To Paedophiles - Rapnews
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
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February 16th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
That truly is the worst excuse for pretending to be a 13 year old boy on the internet I’ve ever heard. For rubbish excuses its up there with Pete “no, I was researching a book, honestly guv” Townsend.
February 21st, 2006 at 1:37 am
guess what? paper is rolling his way by doing this gay shit that he’s b doin. Tha nigga aint representing by doin this gay shit. its one thing t b a sell out like 50 but this nigga is sellin out against his peps from the hood, fuk he is speakin out against the thugish music that he himself is supposed to b doing! Fuck cam’ron a.k.a tampon.